-Oh! There's the doorbell. -Oh.
That'll be the lovely young gas man!
-How do I look? -You look gorgeous!
(audience laughs)
Hello, young man!
Come in!
-Hello, ladies! -(flirtatious laugh)
-Have I come too early? -Oh, young man!
(audience laughs)
You wash your mouth out, you naughty young man!
Young man!
Where's the lovely [inaudible] boy that was here yesterday?
Uh, he begged me to come today.
So where's the gas leak this time?
You're a lovely young man too, you know, young man?
You know? We think you're the spitting image of young Lester Piggott.
(nervous laugh) Right.
-If you could just show me where-- -So, uh...show us your muscles.
Yeah, if you could just show me where you smelled the gas, eh?
Oh, you saucy devil!
(audience laughs)
It's in the bedroom this time!
-Follow us! -No, ladies, ladies.
You haven't got any appliances upstairs.
Oh! Appliances!
Did you hear that, Gladys, appliances!
-Young man! -[inaudible], young man!
(audience laughs)
How could you say such a thing, you saucy monkey!
-At your age! -At your age!
(together) Young man!
Well, shall I just check out your pipe work then?
(both swoon)
(audience laughs)
How could you say such a thing to a couple of old ladies?
Young man!
Well, look. If it's not your pipe work,
what've you got me around here for?
Oh, you are strict!
(audience laughs)
In the kitchen, young man!
The grill! It don't work.
Right, thank you.
So, if you fancy a nice bit of crumpet,
-you'll just have to make do without us! -(plumber protests)
You can stick your poker between my muffins anytime!
(audience laughs)
Oh! How could you say such a thing?
There you go again, young man!
Can I get through please? Can I just get through?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
First things first, we've made you a little snack!
(audience laughs)
Tuck in, young man!
-Oh! Breath in the old smell... -Smell his lovely, sweaty, sweaty sweat.
(audience laughs)
And look at his lovely bulge!
He's like a young [inaudible].
(audience laughs)
Now look, ladies! Please.
How about you two just stay here, right?
I'll get my box of tool--spanners--
and go through, into the kitchen, and get on with my work.
(gasps) Get on the job up my back passage?
-(audience laughs) -[inaudible]
(together) Young man!
Does this it for you?
-Do you needs to [inaudible] down below? -Please! Oh!
Stop struggling, you naughty young gas man!
-You're obviously gagging for it! -Help!
(audience laughs)
Don't you just love being in control?
(audience laughs and claps)
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