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-Oh! There's the doorbell.
-Oh.

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That'll be the lovely young gas man!

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-How do I look?
-You look gorgeous!

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(audience laughs)

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Hello, young man!

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Come in!

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-Hello, ladies!
-(flirtatious laugh)

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-Have I come too early?
-Oh, young man!

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(audience laughs)

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You wash your mouth out, 
you naughty young man!

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Young man!

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Where's the lovely [inaudible] boy
that was here yesterday?

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Uh, he begged me to come today.

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So where's the gas leak this time?

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You're a lovely young man 
too, you know, young man?

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You know? We think you're 
the spitting image of young Lester Piggott.

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(nervous laugh) Right.

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-If you could just show me where--
-So, uh...show us your muscles.

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Yeah, if you could just show me
where you smelled the gas, eh?

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Oh, you saucy devil!

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(audience laughs)

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It's in the bedroom this time!

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-Follow us!
-No, ladies, ladies.

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You haven't got any appliances upstairs.

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Oh! Appliances!

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Did you hear that, Gladys, appliances!

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-Young man!
-[inaudible], young man!

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(audience laughs)

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How could you say such 
a thing, you saucy monkey!

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-At your age!
-At your age!

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(together) Young man!

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Well, shall I just check 
out your pipe work then?

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(both swoon)

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(audience laughs)

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How could you say such a thing
to a couple of old ladies?

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Young man!

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Well, look. If it's not your pipe work,

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what've you got me around here for?

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Oh, you are strict!

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(audience laughs)

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In the kitchen, young man!

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The grill! It don't work.

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Right, thank you.

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So, if you fancy a nice bit of crumpet,

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-you'll just have to make do without us!
-(plumber protests)

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You can stick your poker 
between my muffins anytime!

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(audience laughs)

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Oh! How could you say such a thing?

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There you go again, young man!

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Can I get through please?
Can I just get through?

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No, no, no, no, no, no, no!

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First things first, we've
made you a little snack!

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(audience laughs)

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Tuck in, young man!

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-Oh! Breath in the old smell...
-Smell his lovely, sweaty, sweaty sweat.

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(audience laughs)

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And look at his lovely bulge!

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He's like a young [inaudible].

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(audience laughs)

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Now look, ladies! Please.

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How about you two just stay here, right?

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I'll get my box of tool--spanners--

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and go through, into the kitchen, 
and get on with my work.

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(gasps) Get on the job 
up my back passage?

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-(audience laughs)
-[inaudible]

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(together) Young man!

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Does this it for you?

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-Do you needs to [inaudible] down below?
-Please! Oh!

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Stop struggling, you 
naughty young gas man!

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-You're obviously gagging for it!
-Help!

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(audience laughs)

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Don't you just love being in control?

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(audience laughs and claps)

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