IDF soldiers against Five Broken Cameras

Eh, hey everybody.

I'm Seth McFarlane.

That guy who made money from putting weird segments into animated series

with no connection to the plot

And...........

And this year in the category of

the foreign and cruel and occupying film

the nominees are:

Israel: Waltz with Bashir 2, The Murder Continues

So, I remember I saw a kindergarten near the house of the terrorist

So, I immediately kept going, because, you, not nice

Cut!

Once again.

OK, OK, I remember seeing a kindergarten

I charged in, I broke the door,

Great, keep going.

And... I said...

Sorry, because, you know, not nice

And then I asked the teacher how much the door costs

Cut!

OK, we'll fix it in editing.

I ki-ll-ed th-em -a-ll

And I'm Israeli.

Bas-tar-d

Israel: Back to Lebanon

How cute. I have to take a pic.

Israel: Five Broken Cameras

(Exaggerated Arabic accent): Bil'in

2005

The cruel enemy once again tries to evict our just demonstrations

for peace and the expulsion of the Jews.

Here is a boy. Here are flowers.

Here is a girl. Here is an even smaller girl.

Here is an even smaller girl with a teddy bear.

There were three soldiers there

one with a pitchfork

one with horns on his head

and one with a tail like a pig

they beat me

and then they killed me.

Great, my daughter, happy with you.

But Dad, you promised me a candy without red hairs!

You imbecile, it's knafe, knafe!

Dad, stop with the camera, stop!

Eh, the IDF did that.

We've already been in this movie. We must stop the incitement in Israeli movie industry.