Eh, hey everybody.
I'm Seth McFarlane.
That guy who made money from putting weird segments into animated series
with no connection to the plot
And...........
And this year in the category of
the foreign and cruel and occupying film
the nominees are:
Israel: Waltz with Bashir 2, The Murder Continues
So, I remember I saw a kindergarten near the house of the terrorist
So, I immediately kept going, because, you, not nice
Cut!
Once again.
OK, OK, I remember seeing a kindergarten
I charged in, I broke the door,
Great, keep going.
And... I said...
Sorry, because, you know, not nice
And then I asked the teacher how much the door costs
Cut!
OK, we'll fix it in editing.
I ki-ll-ed th-em -a-ll
And I'm Israeli.
Bas-tar-d
Israel: Back to Lebanon
How cute. I have to take a pic.
Israel: Five Broken Cameras
(Exaggerated Arabic accent): Bil'in
2005
The cruel enemy once again tries to evict our just demonstrations
for peace and the expulsion of the Jews.
Here is a boy. Here are flowers.
Here is a girl. Here is an even smaller girl.
Here is an even smaller girl with a teddy bear.
There were three soldiers there
one with a pitchfork
one with horns on his head
and one with a tail like a pig
they beat me
and then they killed me.
Great, my daughter, happy with you.
But Dad, you promised me a candy without red hairs!
You imbecile, it's knafe, knafe!
Dad, stop with the camera, stop!
Eh, the IDF did that.
We've already been in this movie. We must stop the incitement in Israeli movie industry.