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Eh, hey everybody.

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I'm Seth McFarlane.

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That guy who made money from putting weird segments into animated series

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with no connection to the plot

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And...........

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And this year in the category of

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the foreign and cruel and occupying film

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the nominees are:

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Israel: Waltz with Bashir 2, The Murder Continues

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So, I remember I saw a kindergarten near the house of the terrorist

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So, I immediately kept going, because, you, not nice

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Cut!

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Once again.

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OK, OK, I remember seeing a kindergarten

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I charged in, I broke the door,

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Great, keep going.

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And... I said...

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Sorry, because, you know, not nice

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And then I asked the teacher how much the door costs

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Cut!

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OK, we'll fix it in editing.

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I ki-ll-ed th-em -a-ll

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And I'm Israeli.

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Bas-tar-d

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Israel: Back to Lebanon

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How cute. I have to take a pic.

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Israel: Five Broken Cameras

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(Exaggerated Arabic accent): Bil'in

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2005

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The cruel enemy once again tries to evict our just demonstrations

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for peace and the expulsion of the Jews.

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Here is a boy. Here are flowers.

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Here is a girl. Here is an even smaller girl.

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Here is an even smaller girl with a teddy bear.

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There were three soldiers there

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one with a pitchfork

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one with horns on his head

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and one with a tail like a pig

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they beat me

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and then they killed me.

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Great, my daughter, happy with you.

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But Dad, you promised me a candy without red hairs!

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You imbecile, it's knafe, knafe!

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Dad, stop with the camera, stop!

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Eh, the IDF did that.

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We've already been in this movie. We must stop the incitement in Israeli movie industry.