[TRANSLATED] BOBA FETT vs DEADPOOL. Epic Rap Battles of History. [CC]

Oh is it me?

well here's my first issue

I barely even know enough about you

to diss you

but do you guys honestly think

that I would screw this feud up

and lose to the dude

a huge toothie cootchie chewed up

that's bananas

I do damage when I brandish my katanas

man I'll slice you up then vanish

in my lady bug pajamas

I'm one of a kind

you're a xerox of your papa

doing temp work for Vader

and odd jobs for Jabba

I'm tight, you're mad baggy

I'm toned, you're so flappy

mad cause Sam Jackson

killed your clone daddy

somebody oughta put a bounty

on that cape

maybe I'll write a letter

and mail it in your face

Good thing I keep Tums in the Slave 1

cause your style makes me spacesick

and your bars are like your old pal Cable

fucking basic

I'll smack a merc in the mouth

if he doesn't quit running that lip off

bitch who you calling clone

you're a Deathstroke rip off

you stole Spiderman's eyes and

Snake Eyes' weapons

you got Wolverine's powers

man you're comic sloppy seconds

that Dr. Killbrew dude

needs to go back to med school

cause right now

you're no good to me Deadpool

Ooooh, what's that?

a missile backpack?

well I guess you'll be alright

if a fucking bird attacks

presenting the most overrated character

anyone ever saw

with five lines in the trilogy

and one of them was

AAAH

I only need five lines

cause I look fucking great

you look like someone

spilled lasagna on your face

but you're worth a lot to me

if I bring you back dead

schizophrenics pay triple

one for each head

who you calling schizophrenic?

you've got two different voices

you're like your holiday special man

Full of bad choices.

You think your chimichanga's hot

but you couldn't be milder

you should've made the choice to ditch

the prick from Van Wilder

And the coolest things about you

got straight up abandoned

you let a kiwi hold your gun

and he fucked up your canon

so maybe don't talk about movies

cause you've got dick to say

wrap that arm dart around Jar Jar

and go far far away

I'm a legend you're a trend

you ain't got half the skills I've got

I'll beat your ass with one eye closed

Boba Fetty Wap

and then I'll call Domino's

she likes what I'm shaking

she prefers my durasteel

to your Canadian bacon

now take a lesson

from a genuine assassin

who's blasting foes

I come equipped with a full set of sick

Mandalorian flows

everybody knows

you got that power of regeneration

now run home and heal

from this disintegration

who won?

who's next?

you decide