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Oh is it me?

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well here's my first issue

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I barely even know enough about you

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to diss you

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but do you guys honestly think

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that I would screw this feud up

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and lose to the dude

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a huge toothie cootchie chewed up

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that's bananas

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I do damage when I brandish my katanas

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man I'll slice you up then vanish

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in my lady bug pajamas

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I'm one of a kind

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you're a xerox of your papa

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doing temp work for Vader

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and odd jobs for Jabba

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I'm tight, you're mad baggy

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I'm toned, you're so flappy

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mad cause Sam Jackson

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killed your clone daddy

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somebody oughta put a bounty

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on that cape

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maybe I'll write a letter

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and mail it in your face

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Good thing I keep Tums in the Slave 1

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cause your style makes me spacesick

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and your bars are like your old pal Cable

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fucking basic

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I'll smack a merc in the mouth

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if he doesn't quit running that lip off

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bitch who you calling clone

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you're a Deathstroke rip off

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you stole Spiderman's eyes and

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Snake Eyes' weapons

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you got Wolverine's powers

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man you're comic sloppy seconds

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that Dr. Killbrew dude

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needs to go back to med school

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cause right now

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you're no good to me Deadpool

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Ooooh, what's that?

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a missile backpack?

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well I guess you'll be alright

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if a fucking bird attacks

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presenting the most overrated character

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anyone ever saw

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with five lines in the trilogy

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and one of them was

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AAAH

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I only need five lines

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cause I look fucking great

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you look like someone

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spilled lasagna on your face

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but you're worth a lot to me

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if I bring you back dead

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schizophrenics pay triple

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one for each head

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who you calling schizophrenic?

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you've got two different voices

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you're like your holiday special man

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Full of bad choices.

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You think your chimichanga's hot

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but you couldn't be milder

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you should've made the choice to ditch

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the prick from Van Wilder

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And the coolest things about you

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got straight up abandoned

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you let a kiwi hold your gun

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and he fucked up your canon

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so maybe don't talk about movies

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cause you've got dick to say

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wrap that arm dart around Jar Jar

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and go far far away

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I'm a legend you're a trend

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you ain't got half the skills I've got

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I'll beat your ass with one eye closed

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Boba Fetty Wap

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and then I'll call Domino's

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she likes what I'm shaking

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she prefers my durasteel

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to your Canadian bacon

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now take a lesson

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from a genuine assassin

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who's blasting foes

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I come equipped with a full set of sick

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Mandalorian flows

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everybody knows

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you got that power of regeneration

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now run home and heal

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from this disintegration

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who won?

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who's next?

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you decide