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(movie reel rolls)
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(chiming)
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Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god!
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I can't believe it's finally here.
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This is going to be awesome!
-
I watched the teaser, YouTube trailer,
-
TV spots-- including
the special British one, of course,
-
like 50 times.
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Did you know the Japanese version
has an extra two seconds in it?!
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I feel so alive!
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But then I said, of course,
I'm going to watch the preview
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with all the other hardcore fans.
-
I've been one for ten years,
and I mean--
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OH MY GOD, THIS IS IT!
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The Marvel Credits! Shut up!
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(whimpering)
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(action music)
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(girl groans)
-
- Hmph!
- (girl) No!
-
What?
-
This is not the way
that happened in the comics.
-
God! Gooood.
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Hollywood, am I right?
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Please leave me alone.
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(growls) That character
wasn't even in that saga.
-
You see? They can't possibly tie
this down properly
-
with the next state
of the cinematic universe.
-
Not to mention the TV show,
web series, and card game.
-
Boooo!
-
Oh my god, lady, I don't care!
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I'm just here for Chris Evans.
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And that's okay, man.
I'm angry too.
-
(man grumbles)
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(action music)
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That. Was. AMAZING!
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Huh? Where is everybody?
-
Don't they know they have to wait til the--
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Hah! I got it.
-
(chuckles) I'm so clever.
-
It totally hints the sequel of the--
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Oh, god, this franchise
is never going to end.
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