(movie reel rolls)
(chiming)
Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god!
I can't believe it's finally here.
This is going to be awesome!
I watched the teaser, YouTube trailer,
TV spots-- including the special British one, of course,
like 50 times.
Did you know the Japanese version has an extra two seconds in it?!
I feel so alive!
But then I said, of course, I'm going to watch the preview
with all the other hardcore fans.
I've been one for ten years, and I mean--
OH MY GOD, THIS IS IT!
The Marvel Credits! Shut up!
(whimpering)
(action music)
(girl groans)
- Hmph! - (girl) No!
What?
This is not the way that happened in the comics.
God! Gooood.
Hollywood, am I right?
Please leave me alone.
(growls) That character wasn't even in that saga.
You see? They can't possibly tie this down properly
with the next state of the cinematic universe.
Not to mention the TV show, web series, and card game.
Boooo!
Oh my god, lady, I don't care!
I'm just here for Chris Evans.
And that's okay, man. I'm angry too.
(man grumbles)
(action music)
That. Was. AMAZING!
Huh? Where is everybody?
Don't they know they have to wait til the--
Hah! I got it.
(chuckles) I'm so clever.
It totally hints the sequel of the--
Oh, god, this franchise is never going to end.
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