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(movie reel rolls)

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(chiming)

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Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god!

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I can't believe it's finally here.

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This is going to be awesome!

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I watched the teaser, YouTube trailer,

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TV spots-- including 
the special British one, of course,

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like 50 times.

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Did you know the Japanese version 
has an extra two seconds in it?!

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I feel so alive!

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But then I said, of course, 
I'm going to watch the preview

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with all the other hardcore fans.

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I've been one for ten years,
and I mean--

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OH MY GOD, THIS IS IT!

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The Marvel Credits! Shut up!

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(whimpering)

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(action music)

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(girl groans)

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- Hmph!
- (girl) No!

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What?

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This is not the way 
that happened in the comics.

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God! Gooood.

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Hollywood, am I right?

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Please leave me alone.

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(growls) That character 
wasn't even in that saga.

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You see? They can't possibly tie 
this down properly

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with the next state 
of the cinematic universe.

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Not to mention the TV show, 
web series, and card game.

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Boooo!

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Oh my god, lady, I don't care!

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I'm just here for Chris Evans.

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And that's okay, man.
I'm angry too.

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(man grumbles)

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(action music)

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That. Was. AMAZING!

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Huh? Where is everybody?

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Don't they know they have to wait til the--

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Hah! I got it.

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(chuckles) I'm so clever.

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It totally hints the sequel of the--

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Oh, god, this franchise
is never going to end.

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