(movie reel rolls)

(chiming)

Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god!

I can't believe it's finally here.

This is going to be awesome!

I watched the teaser, YouTube trailer,

TV spots-- including 
the special British one, of course,

like 50 times.

Did you know the Japanese version 
has an extra two seconds in it?!

I feel so alive!

But then I said, of course, 
I'm going to watch the preview

with all the other hardcore fans.

I've been one for ten years,
and I mean--

OH MY GOD, THIS IS IT!

The Marvel Credits! Shut up!

(whimpering)

(action music)

(girl groans)

- Hmph!
- (girl) No!

What?

This is not the way 
that happened in the comics.

God! Gooood.

Hollywood, am I right?

Please leave me alone.

(growls) That character 
wasn't even in that saga.

You see? They can't possibly tie 
this down properly

with the next state 
of the cinematic universe.

Not to mention the TV show, 
web series, and card game.

Boooo!

Oh my god, lady, I don't care!

I'm just here for Chris Evans.

And that's okay, man.
I'm angry too.

(man grumbles)

(action music)

That. Was. AMAZING!

Huh? Where is everybody?

Don't they know they have to wait til the--

Hah! I got it.

(chuckles) I'm so clever.

It totally hints the sequel of the--

Oh, god, this franchise
is never going to end.

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