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(Applause)
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Hello! My name is Elder Price.
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And I would like to share with you
the most amazing book.
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(Door slams closed)
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(Doorbell rings)
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Hello! My name is Elder Grant.
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It's a book about America
a long, long time ago.
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(Doorbell rings, door slams closed)
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It has so many awesome parts
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You simply won't believe
how much this book can change your life.
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Hello! My name is Elder Green.
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I would like to share this book
with you of Jesus Christ.
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Hello! My name is Elder Young!
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Hello!
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Did you know that Jesus lived here in the USA?
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You can read all about it now,
in this nifty book,
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It's free! No, you don't have to pay.
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Hello! My name is Elder Smith.
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And can I leave this book
with you for you to just peruse?
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Hello! Hello! Hello!
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I'll just leave it here.
It has a lot of information
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you can really use.
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Hello! Hi!
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My name is Jesus Christ!
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You have a lovely home!
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Hello! It's an amazing book!
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Bonjour! Hola! Ni hao!
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¡Me llamo Elder White!
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Are these your kids?
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This book gives you
the secret to eternal life.
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Sound good?
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Eternal life!
Jesus Christ is super fun!
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Hello!
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Ding dong!
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And if you let us in,
we'll show you how it can be done.
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No thanks?
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You sure?
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Oh well.
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That's fine.
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Goodbye!
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Have fun in Hell.
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Hey now!
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You simply won't believe how much
this book will change your life
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This book will change your life
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Hello!
Would you like to change religions?
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I have a free book written by Jesus!
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No, no, Elder Cunningham!
That's not how we do it!
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You're making things up again.
Just stick to the approved dialogue!
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Elders, show him!
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Hello!
Hello.
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My name is...
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Elder Cunningham!
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And we would like to share with you
this book of Jesus Christ.
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Hello!
Hello!
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Ding dong!
Heigh ho!
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Just take this book!
It's free!
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For you
And me
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You see?
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You simply won't believe how much
this book will change your life
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will change your life
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So you won't burn in Hell.... Hell-o!
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You're gonna die someday.
But if you read this book, you'll see
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that there's another way
to spend eternity
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with friends and family.
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We can fully guarantee you that
this book will change your life.
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This book will change your life!
Hello!
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This book will change your life!
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This book will change your life!
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The book of Mormon
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Mormon
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(Doorbell rings)
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Hello!
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(Music ends)
(Applause)
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Alright everyone,
that was very good indeed.
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Now make way for the host of the Tony's!
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This host will change your life!
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Hello!
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Neil Patrick Harris
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Hello!
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Hi everybody! The company of last year's
Tony winning "Best Musical",
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"The Book of Mormon" everyone!
Let's hear it for them!
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Well done!
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(Applause)
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What a great way to start the show!
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Welcome everyone, to the 66th annual Tony awards.
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Or, as we like to call it, 50 Shades of Gay.
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(Laughter)