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Dialogue: 0,0:00:00.00,0:00:09.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Applause)
Dialogue: 0,0:00:10.18,0:00:13.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hello! My name is Elder Price.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:13.61,0:00:17.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And I would like to share with you\Nthe most amazing book.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:17.77,0:00:20.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Door slams closed)
Dialogue: 0,0:00:20.28,0:00:23.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Doorbell rings)
Dialogue: 0,0:00:23.02,0:00:27.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hello! My name is Elder Grant.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:27.15,0:00:30.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's a book about America \Na long, long time ago.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:30.67,0:00:32.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Doorbell rings, door slams closed)
Dialogue: 0,0:00:32.58,0:00:35.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It has so many awesome parts
Dialogue: 0,0:00:35.99,0:00:39.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You simply won't believe\Nhow much this book can change your life.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:39.40,0:00:43.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hello! My name is Elder Green.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:43.13,0:00:47.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I would like to share this book \Nwith you of Jesus Christ.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:47.16,0:00:50.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hello! My name is Elder Young!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:50.61,0:00:51.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hello!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:51.35,0:00:55.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Did you know that Jesus lived here in the USA?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:55.32,0:00:59.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You can read all about it now, \Nin this nifty book,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:59.88,0:01:02.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's free! No, you don't have to pay.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:02.62,0:01:05.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hello! My name is Elder Smith.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:05.98,0:01:09.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And can I leave this book \Nwith you for you to just peruse?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:09.52,0:01:11.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hello! Hello! Hello!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:11.84,0:01:15.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'll just leave it here. \NIt has a lot of information
Dialogue: 0,0:01:15.13,0:01:17.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you can really use.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:17.58,0:01:18.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hello! Hi!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:18.94,0:01:20.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,My name is Jesus Christ!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:20.71,0:01:22.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You have a lovely home!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:22.17,0:01:24.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hello! It's an amazing book!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:24.52,0:01:26.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Bonjour! Hola! Ni hao!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:26.37,0:01:28.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,¡Me llamo Elder White!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:28.07,0:01:28.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Are these your kids?\N
Dialogue: 0,0:01:28.82,0:01:31.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This book gives you \Nthe secret to eternal life.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:31.24,0:01:31.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sound good?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:31.65,0:01:34.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Eternal life!\NJesus Christ is super fun!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:34.38,0:01:34.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hello!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:34.91,0:01:35.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ding dong!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:35.44,0:01:38.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And if you let us in, \Nwe'll show you how it can be done.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:38.36,0:01:38.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No thanks?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:38.84,0:01:39.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You sure?\N
Dialogue: 0,0:01:39.32,0:01:39.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh well.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:39.78,0:01:40.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's fine.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:40.28,0:01:41.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Goodbye!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:41.59,0:01:42.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Have fun in Hell.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:42.21,0:01:43.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey now!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:43.07,0:01:46.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You simply won't believe how much\Nthis book will change your life
Dialogue: 0,0:01:46.35,0:01:52.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This book will change your life
Dialogue: 0,0:01:52.08,0:01:55.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hello! \NWould you like to change religions? \N
Dialogue: 0,0:01:55.25,0:01:58.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I have a free book written by Jesus!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:58.32,0:02:01.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, no, Elder Cunningham!\NThat's not how we do it!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:01.94,0:02:06.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You're making things up again.\NJust stick to the approved dialogue!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:06.78,0:02:08.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Elders, show him!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:08.16,0:02:09.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hello! \NHello.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:09.28,0:02:09.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,My name is...
Dialogue: 0,0:02:09.84,0:02:11.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Elder Cunningham!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:11.24,0:02:14.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And we would like to share with you\Nthis book of Jesus Christ.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:14.44,0:02:15.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hello! \NHello!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:15.30,0:02:15.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ding dong! \NHeigh ho!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:15.76,0:02:17.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Just take this book!\NIt's free!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:17.64,0:02:18.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,For you\NAnd me
Dialogue: 0,0:02:18.18,0:02:18.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You see?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:18.74,0:02:22.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You simply won't believe how much\Nthis book will change your life
Dialogue: 0,0:02:22.06,0:02:24.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,will change your life
Dialogue: 0,0:02:24.12,0:02:28.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So you won't burn in Hell.... Hell-o!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:28.33,0:02:31.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You're gonna die someday.\NBut if you read this book, you'll see
Dialogue: 0,0:02:31.96,0:02:36.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that there's another way \Nto spend eternity
Dialogue: 0,0:02:36.07,0:02:37.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,with friends and family.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:37.96,0:02:41.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We can fully guarantee you that \Nthis book will change your life.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:41.96,0:02:43.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This book will change your life!\NHello!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:43.72,0:02:45.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This book will change your life!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:45.69,0:02:48.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This book will change your life!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:48.85,0:02:55.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The book of Mormon
Dialogue: 0,0:02:55.28,0:02:58.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Mormon
Dialogue: 0,0:02:58.15,0:02:59.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Doorbell rings)
Dialogue: 0,0:02:59.54,0:03:02.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hello!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:02.25,0:03:13.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Music ends)\N(Applause)
Dialogue: 0,0:03:13.72,0:03:16.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Alright everyone,\Nthat was very good indeed.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:16.24,0:03:18.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now make way for the host of the Tony's!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:18.43,0:03:20.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This host will change your life!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:20.99,0:03:24.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hello!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:24.47,0:03:34.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Neil Patrick Harris
Dialogue: 0,0:03:34.14,0:03:47.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hello!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:47.53,0:03:52.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hi everybody! The company of last year's \NTony winning "Best Musical",
Dialogue: 0,0:03:52.45,0:03:55.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"The Book of Mormon" everyone!\NLet's hear it for them!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:55.55,0:03:57.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well done!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:57.16,0:03:59.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Applause)
Dialogue: 0,0:03:59.56,0:04:02.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What a great way to start the show!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:02.66,0:04:05.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Welcome everyone, to the 66th annual Tony awards.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:05.78,0:04:08.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Or, as we like to call it, 50 Shades of Gay.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:08.88,0:04:12.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughter)