(Applause)
Hello! My name is Elder Price.
And I would like to share with you the most amazing book.
(Door slams closed)
(Doorbell rings)
Hello! My name is Elder Grant.
It's a book about America a long, long time ago.
(Doorbell rings, door slams closed)
It has so many awesome parts
You simply won't believe how much this book can change your life.
Hello! My name is Elder Green.
I would like to share this book with you of Jesus Christ.
Hello! My name is Elder Young!
Hello!
Did you know that Jesus lived here in the USA?
You can read all about it now, in this nifty book,
It's free! No, you don't have to pay.
Hello! My name is Elder Smith.
And can I leave this book with you for you to just peruse?
Hello! Hello! Hello!
I'll just leave it here. It has a lot of information
you can really use.
Hello! Hi!
My name is Jesus Christ!
You have a lovely home!
Hello! It's an amazing book!
Bonjour! Hola! Ni hao!
¡Me llamo Elder White!
Are these your kids?
This book gives you the secret to eternal life.
Sound good?
Eternal life! Jesus Christ is super fun!
Hello!
Ding dong!
And if you let us in, we'll show you how it can be done.
No thanks?
You sure?
Oh well.
That's fine.
Goodbye!
Have fun in Hell.
Hey now!
You simply won't believe how much this book will change your life
This book will change your life
Hello! Would you like to change religions?
I have a free book written by Jesus!
No, no, Elder Cunningham! That's not how we do it!
You're making things up again. Just stick to the approved dialogue!
Elders, show him!
Hello! Hello.
My name is...
Elder Cunningham!
And we would like to share with you this book of Jesus Christ.
Hello! Hello!
Ding dong! Heigh ho!
Just take this book! It's free!
For you And me
You see?
You simply won't believe how much this book will change your life
will change your life
So you won't burn in Hell.... Hell-o!
You're gonna die someday. But if you read this book, you'll see
that there's another way to spend eternity
with friends and family.
We can fully guarantee you that this book will change your life.
This book will change your life! Hello!
This book will change your life!
The book of Mormon
Mormon
(Doorbell rings)
Hello!
(Music ends) (Applause)
Alright everyone, that was very good indeed.
Now make way for the host of the Tony's!
This host will change your life!
Hello!
Neil Patrick Harris
Hello!
Hi everybody! The company of last year's Tony winning "Best Musical",
"The Book of Mormon" everyone! Let's hear it for them!
Well done!
(Applause)
What a great way to start the show!
Welcome everyone, to the 66th annual Tony awards.
Or, as we like to call it, 50 Shades of Gay.
(Laughter)