The Big Bang Theory - Sheldon teaches Penny Physics
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0:02 - 0:04Sheldon: Research journal, entry one.
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0:04 - 0:06I’m about to embark on
one of the great challenges -
0:06 - 0:08of my scientific career:
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0:08 - 0:10[audience laughter]
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0:10 - 0:12teaching Penny physics.
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0:12 - 0:14[audience laughter]
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0:14 - 0:17I'm calling it “Project Guerrilla.”
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0:17 - 0:19[audience laughter]
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0:19 - 0:20Penny: Hey Sheldon.
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0:20 - 0:22Sheldon: Come in. Take a seat.
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0:22 - 0:24Subject has arrived.
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0:24 - 0:25[audience laughter]
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0:25 - 0:27I’ve extended a friendly,
causal greeting. -
0:27 - 0:28[audience laughter]
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0:28 - 0:30Penny: Ready to get started?
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0:30 - 0:31Sheldon: One moment.
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0:33 - 0:36[audience laughter]
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0:36 - 0:39Subject appears well rested
and enthusiastic. -
0:39 - 0:40[audience laughter]
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0:40 - 0:42Apparently ignorance IS bliss.
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0:42 - 0:44[audience laughter]
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0:45 - 0:47All right. Let us begin.
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0:48 - 0:50Where’s your notebook?
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0:50 - 0:52Penny: Umm, I don’t have one.
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0:52 - 0:54Sheldon: How are you going to take
notes without a notebook? -
0:54 - 0:55Penny: I have to take notes?
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0:55 - 0:58Sheldon: How else are you
going to study for the tests? -
0:58 - 1:00Penny: There’s going to be a test?
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1:00 - 1:03Sheldon: Tests.
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1:04 - 1:07Here. That’s college ruled.
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1:07 - 1:08I hope that’s not too intimidating.
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1:08 - 1:11[audience laughter]
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1:12 - 1:13Penny: Thank you.
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1:13 - 1:16Sheldon: You’re welcome. Now,
introduction to physics. -
1:16 - 1:18What is physics?
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1:18 - 1:23Physics comes from the ancient
Greek word “physica.” -
1:24 - 1:27It's at this point that you'll
want to start taking notes. -
1:27 - 1:29[audience laughter]
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1:29 - 1:32And physica means
“the science of natural things,” -
1:32 - 1:36and it is there, in ancient Greece,
that our story begins. -
1:36 - 1:37Penny: Ancient Greece?
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1:37 - 1:39Sheldon: Hush. If you have
questions, raise your hand. -
1:39 - 1:41[Sheldon clears throat]
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1:41 - 1:45It’s a warm summer evening, circa 600 BC.
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1:45 - 1:49You’ve finished your shopping
at the local market, or “agora.” -
1:51 - 1:52[audience laughter]
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1:52 - 1:55And you look up at the night sky,
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1:55 - 1:58and there you notice
some of the stars seem to move. -
1:58 - 2:03So you name them “planetes,” or wanderer.
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2:05 - 2:08[audience laughter]
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2:09 - 2:10Yes Penny?
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2:10 - 2:13Penny: Um, does this have anything |
to do with Leonard’s work? -
2:13 - 2:16Sheldon: This is the beginning
of the 2600 year journey -
2:16 - 2:18we are going to take together.
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2:18 - 2:20From...
[audience laughter] -
2:20 - 2:23...the ancient Greeks,
through Isaac Newton, -
2:23 - 2:25to Niels Bohr, to Erwin Schrödinger,
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2:25 - 2:28to the Dutch researchers
that Leonard is currently ripping off. -
2:28 - 2:30[audience laughter]
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2:30 - 2:32Penny: 2600 years?
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2:32 - 2:33Sheldon: Yeah, give or take.
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2:33 - 2:38As I was saying: It’s a warm summer
evening in ancient Greece. -
2:39 - 2:40Yes Penny?
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2:40 - 2:41Penny: I have to go
to the bathroom. -
2:41 - 2:43Sheldon: Can’t you hold it?
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2:43 - 2:45Penny: Not for 2600 years.
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2:45 - 2:46[audience laughter]
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2:54 - 2:58Sheldon: Project Guerrilla, entry two.
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2:58 - 2:59I am exhausted.
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2:59 - 3:01[audience laughter]
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3:02 - 3:04Sheldon: Now remember, Newton realized
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3:04 - 3:07that Aristotle was wrong
and force was not necessary -
3:07 - 3:09to maintain motion.
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3:09 - 3:12So, let's plug in our
9.8 meters per second squared -
3:12 - 3:14as a and we get force,
[audience laughter] -
3:14 - 3:16Earth gravity, equals mass
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3:16 - 3:19times 9.8 meters per second per second.
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3:19 - 3:22So we can see that ma equals mg and
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3:22 - 3:24what do we know from this?
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3:24 - 3:27[audience laughter]
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3:28 - 3:29Penny: Um...
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3:29 - 3:31We know that...
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3:31 - 3:33Newton was a really smart cookie.
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3:33 - 3:34[audience laughter]
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3:34 - 3:36Oh! Is that where Fig Newtons come from?
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3:36 - 3:38[audience laughter]
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3:38 - 3:40Sheldon: No, Fig Newtons are named after
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3:40 - 3:41a small town in Massachusetts.
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3:42 - 3:44Don't write that down!
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3:44 - 3:45[audience laughter]
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3:45 - 3:47Now, if ma equals mg,
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3:47 - 3:49what does that imply?
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3:49 - 3:50Penny: I don't know.
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3:50 - 3:51Sheldon: How can you not know?
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3:51 - 3:53I just told you.
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3:53 - 3:55Have you suffered
a recent blow to the head? -
3:55 - 3:56[audience laughter]
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3:56 - 3:58Penny: Hey! You don't have to be so mean
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3:58 - 3:59Sheldon: I'm sorry.
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3:59 - 4:02(nicely) Have you suffered
a recent blow to the head? -
4:02 - 4:04[audience laughter]
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4:05 - 4:07Penny: No, you just suck at teaching!
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4:07 - 4:09Sheldon: Really?
Of those two explanations, -
4:09 - 4:11which one seems the most likely?
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4:11 - 4:12[audience laughter]
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4:12 - 4:14Penny: Sheldon,
I'm trying to understand -
4:14 - 4:15but you're going too fast.
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4:15 - 4:18Can you just back up a little bit?
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4:18 - 4:19Sheldon: Alright
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4:20 - 4:22It's a warm summer evening
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4:22 - 4:23in ancient Greece.
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4:23 - 4:25Penny: Not that far back!
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4:25 - 4:26Sheldon: Okay!
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4:26 - 4:28At what point
did you begin to feel lost? -
4:28 - 4:30Penny: I don't know.
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4:30 - 4:32Where were we looking
up at the night sky? -
4:32 - 4:34Sheldon: Greece
Penny: Dammit! -
4:34 - 4:36Sheldon: Well, there's no need
to get frustrated. -
4:36 - 4:38People learn at different rates,
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4:38 - 4:42unlike objects falling
in a vacuum which.... -
4:43 - 4:45[audience laughter]
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4:45 - 4:48ma equals mg...
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4:48 - 4:49Penny: Squared?
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4:49 - 4:50Sheldon: No.
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4:50 - 4:51[audience laughter]
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4:51 - 4:52Penny: Artistotle?
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4:52 - 4:53Sheldon: No.
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4:53 - 4:54[audience laughter]
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4:54 - 4:55Penny: Five?
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4:55 - 4:56Sheldon: Ugh!
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4:56 - 4:59Penny: Ohhh then I don't know.
[cries] -
5:00 - 5:02Sheldon: Why are you crying?
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5:02 - 5:03Penny: Because I'm stupid!
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5:03 - 5:04[audience laughter]
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5:04 - 5:06Sheldon: That's no reason to cry.
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5:06 - 5:08[audience laughter]
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5:08 - 5:09One cries because one is sad.
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5:09 - 5:11For example, I cry
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5:11 - 5:14because others are stupid
and it makes me sad. -
5:14 - 5:16[audience laughter]
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5:16 - 5:19Penny: Ok. Look, can we just please
forget about all of this extra stuff -
5:19 - 5:21and can you just tell me
what Leonard does? -
5:21 - 5:22Sheldon: Alright.
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5:23 - 5:26Leonard is attempting to learn
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5:26 - 5:28why subatomic particles
move the way they do. -
5:29 - 5:31Penny: Really? That's it?
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5:31 - 5:33Well, that doesn't
sound so complicated. -
5:33 - 5:34Sheldon: It's not.
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5:34 - 5:36That's why Leonard does it.
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5:36 - 5:37[audience laughter]
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5:39 - 5:41Penny: Ok, I just have one question.
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5:41 - 5:44What exactly are subatomic particles?
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5:44 - 5:46Sheldon: A good question.
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5:46 - 5:47Penny: Thank you.
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5:47 - 5:50Sheldon: And to answer it, we first
must ask ourselves, "What is physics?" -
5:50 - 5:51Penny: Oh, balls.
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5:51 - 5:55Sheldon: It's a warm, summer
evening in ancient Greece. -
5:55 - 5:56[audience laughter]
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5:56 - 5:59Bernadette: Raj, you should have
seen Leonard's experiment. -
5:59 - 6:01The interference pattern was so cool
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6:01 - 6:02when the electron beam was on.
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6:02 - 6:04Leonard: I'm glad you enjoyed it.
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6:04 - 6:06Most people aren't that
interested in what I do. -
6:07 - 6:09[audience laughter]
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6:11 - 6:12Penny: [clears throat]
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6:12 - 6:15Actually, that's not true, Leonard.
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6:15 - 6:17In fact, recently,
I've been thinking that -
6:17 - 6:18given the parameters
of your experiment, -
6:18 - 6:20the transport of electrons
through the aperture -
6:20 - 6:22of the nanofabricated metal rings
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6:22 - 6:24is qualitatively no different
than the experiment -
6:24 - 6:26already conducted in the Netherlands.
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6:26 - 6:28[audience laughter]
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6:29 - 6:31Their observed phase shift
in the diffusing electrons -
6:31 - 6:34inside the metal ring already
conclusively demonstrated -
6:34 - 6:37the electric analog of the Aharonov-Bohm
quantum interference effect. -
6:37 - 6:39[audience laughter]
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6:43 - 6:45That's it. That's all I know.
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6:45 - 6:46[audience laughter]
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6:46 - 6:47Oh wait!
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6:48 - 6:51Fig Newtons were named
after a town in Massachusetts, -
6:51 - 6:52not the scientist.
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6:52 - 6:54[audience laughter]
- Title:
- The Big Bang Theory - Sheldon teaches Penny Physics
- Description:
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Sheldon attempts to help Penny understand Leonard's work by teaching her... Physics. Excerpts from Season 3 Episode 10. I recommend watching the whole episode when it comes out on DVD.
Copyright belongs to CBS and its affiliates. (But if they know anything about viral campaign, I'd leave the videos alone for a long time.)
- Video Language:
- English
- Duration:
- 06:58
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