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Oh hey Pikachu, I choose you!
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Go!
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Pikachu!
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Pikachu, use, (...) thunderbolt!
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Pika-pi, pika!
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Ow!
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Venusaur, oh no!
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Counterattack with whatever you feel like, man!
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Wait, hold on, what?
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Ve- I mean Venusaur, with a question mark.
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Yea, I don't know, whatever-
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Dude, come on, man.
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Fffuck, I mean Venusaur.
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I don't know what my fucking attacks are, dude.
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You're the one who keeps track of that shit,
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I just fuckin' take the hits for you.
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Pikachu, use thunder..smash!
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Pikachu!
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Ow! Fuck! Ahhh God!
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Man, this is- I mean Venusaur!
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Look, I don't care what you fuckin' do.
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I don't even know what-
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Just say fuckin' solar beam.
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I mean Venusaur.
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Whatever, do solar beam.
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Yea, OK, thanks...
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Venusaur...Gnhaauuuur...
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Pikachu, while he's (m) charging his thunder..smash,
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use your bolt...of lightning.
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Pikachu!!!
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Oahh! Oww!
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OK, am I gonna do the thunder-
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well I don't need your permission for this one,
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I mean, uph, Venusaur.
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Bam!
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Fuck! Ow! God! my fuckin' knee!
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That's my kneee!
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Damn it!
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Ssssshit!
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Ahhhh! man!
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Why didn't you evolve me, you asshole?
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Because I love you, Pikachu, and-
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Do you want me to lose?
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Is that what you want?
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Christ!
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[vomits]
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And all you are feeding me is puffins!
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I need nurishments!
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Tauros meat or something-
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We don't.. we don't kill Pokémon-
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We do!
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We do it for you, you fuckin' assholes!
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Goddamn-
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Look, man, I'm total..I'm..I'm really sorry about-
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Fuck you, man, you suck!
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You stupid evolved..prick!
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What do you even do?
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You just...you just a(ff), plant...
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Shut up, man!
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It's all you fuckin' fault-
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Hey, I didn't even-
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You were the one who was all: "Oh, I gotta do an attack"!
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...You could have just walked away...
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..but you didn't, you prick!
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So fuck you, you dumbass...
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My knee!
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Ah man...
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fuckin- oww!
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Ah!
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My..my knee!
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Ah!