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Awesome Series - PokeAwesome - Just a Pokemon Battle

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    Oh hey Pikachu, I choose you!
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    Go!
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    Pikachu!
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    Pikachu, use, (...) thunderbolt!
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    Pika-pi, pika!
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    Ow!
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    Venusaur, oh no!
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    Counterattack with whatever you feel like, man!
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    Wait, hold on, what?
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    Ve- I mean Venusaur, with a question mark.
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    Yea, I don't know, whatever-
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    Dude, come on, man.
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    Fffuck, I mean Venusaur.
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    I don't know what my fucking attacks are, dude.
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    You're the one who keeps track of that shit,
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    I just fuckin' take the hits for you.
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    Pikachu, use thunder..smash!
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    Pikachu!
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    Ow! Fuck! Ahhh God!
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    Man, this is- I mean Venusaur!
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    Look, I don't care what you fuckin' do.
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    I don't even know what-
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    Just say fuckin' solar beam.
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    I mean Venusaur.
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    Whatever, do solar beam.
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    Yea, OK, thanks...
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    Venusaur...Gnhaauuuur...
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    Pikachu, while he's (m) charging his thunder..smash,
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    use your bolt...of lightning.
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    Pikachu!!!
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    Oahh! Oww!
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    OK, am I gonna do the thunder-
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    well I don't need your permission for this one,
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    I mean, uph, Venusaur.
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    Bam!
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    Fuck! Ow! God! my fuckin' knee!
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    That's my kneee!
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    Damn it!
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    Ssssshit!
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    Ahhhh! man!
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    Why didn't you evolve me, you asshole?
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    Because I love you, Pikachu, and-
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    Do you want me to lose?
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    Is that what you want?
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    Christ!
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    [vomits]
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    And all you are feeding me is puffins!
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    I need nurishments!
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    Tauros meat or something-
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    We don't.. we don't kill Pokémon-
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    We do!
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    We do it for you, you fuckin' assholes!
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    Goddamn-
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    Look, man, I'm total..I'm..I'm really sorry about-
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    Fuck you, man, you suck!
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    You stupid evolved..prick!
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    What do you even do?
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    You just...you just a(ff), plant...
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    Shut up, man!
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    It's all you fuckin' fault-
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    Hey, I didn't even-
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    You were the one who was all: "Oh, I gotta do an attack"!
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    ...You could have just walked away...
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    ..but you didn't, you prick!
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    So fuck you, you dumbass...
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    My knee!
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    Ah man...
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    fuckin- oww!
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    Ah!
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    My..my knee!
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    Ah!
Title:
Awesome Series - PokeAwesome - Just a Pokemon Battle
Description:

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Oh, you know, just a regular ol' Pokemon battle.

Coloring and cleanup assistance by Suzy Berhow

Music byChris "OneyNG" O'Neill
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Video Language:
English
Duration:
02:38
KageJason edited English subtitles for Awesome Series - PokeAwesome - Just a Pokemon Battle
Olivier TR added a translation

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