WEBVTT 00:00:04.203 --> 00:00:06.440 Oh hey Pikachu, I choose you! 00:00:06.440 --> 00:00:07.361 Go! 00:00:07.361 --> 00:00:08.429 Pikachu! 00:00:08.429 --> 00:00:10.760 Pikachu, use, (...) thunderbolt! 00:00:10.760 --> 00:00:12.423 Pika-pi, pika! 00:00:12.423 --> 00:00:13.119 Ow! 00:00:13.119 --> 00:00:14.930 Venusaur, oh no! 00:00:14.930 --> 00:00:17.431 Counterattack with whatever you feel like, man! 00:00:18.646 --> 00:00:19.917 Wait, hold on, what? 00:00:19.917 --> 00:00:22.360 Ve- I mean Venusaur, with a question mark. 00:00:22.360 --> 00:00:23.640 Yea, I don't know, whatever- 00:00:23.640 --> 00:00:25.040 Dude, come on, man. 00:00:25.040 --> 00:00:27.520 Fffuck, I mean Venusaur. 00:00:27.966 --> 00:00:30.120 I don't know what my fucking attacks are, dude. 00:00:30.120 --> 00:00:31.680 You're the one who keeps track of that shit, 00:00:31.680 --> 00:00:33.367 I just fuckin' take the hits for you. 00:00:33.367 --> 00:00:35.875 Pikachu, use thunder..smash! 00:00:35.875 --> 00:00:37.009 Pikachu! 00:00:37.009 --> 00:00:39.219 Ow! Fuck! Ahhh God! 00:00:39.219 --> 00:00:41.600 Man, this is- I mean Venusaur! 00:00:41.600 --> 00:00:43.445 Look, I don't care what you fuckin' do. 00:00:43.445 --> 00:00:44.884 I don't even know what- 00:00:44.884 --> 00:00:46.965 Just say fuckin' solar beam. 00:00:47.657 --> 00:00:48.680 I mean Venusaur. 00:00:48.680 --> 00:00:49.600 Whatever, do solar beam. 00:00:49.600 --> 00:00:51.560 Yea, OK, thanks... 00:00:52.130 --> 00:00:54.126 Venusaur...Gnhaauuuur... 00:00:54.126 --> 00:00:57.600 Pikachu, while he's (m) charging his thunder..smash, 00:00:57.600 --> 00:01:00.400 use your bolt...of lightning. 00:01:00.400 --> 00:01:01.560 Pikachu!!! 00:01:01.560 --> 00:01:02.920 Oahh! Oww! 00:01:02.920 --> 00:01:04.853 OK, am I gonna do the thunder- 00:01:04.853 --> 00:01:06.572 well I don't need your permission for this one, 00:01:06.572 --> 00:01:08.440 I mean, uph, Venusaur. 00:01:08.440 --> 00:01:09.311 Bam! 00:01:09.311 --> 00:01:11.773 Fuck! Ow! God! my fuckin' knee! 00:01:11.773 --> 00:01:13.694 That's my kneee! 00:01:13.956 --> 00:01:15.256 Damn it! 00:01:15.256 --> 00:01:16.731 Ssssshit! 00:01:17.285 --> 00:01:19.742 Ahhhh! man! 00:01:19.742 --> 00:01:21.990 Why didn't you evolve me, you asshole? 00:01:21.990 --> 00:01:23.680 Because I love you, Pikachu, and- 00:01:23.680 --> 00:01:25.426 Do you want me to lose? 00:01:25.426 --> 00:01:27.720 Is that what you want? 00:01:27.720 --> 00:01:29.111 Christ! 00:01:29.480 --> 00:01:31.720 [vomits] 00:01:31.720 --> 00:01:34.440 And all you are feeding me is puffins! 00:01:34.440 --> 00:01:36.582 I need nurishments! 00:01:37.422 --> 00:01:38.262 Tauros meat or something- 00:01:38.262 --> 00:01:40.102 We don't.. we don't kill Pokémon- 00:01:40.102 --> 00:01:41.560 We do! 00:01:41.560 --> 00:01:44.513 We do it for you, you fuckin' assholes! 00:01:44.931 --> 00:01:45.685 Goddamn- 00:01:45.813 --> 00:01:47.857 Look, man, I'm total..I'm..I'm really sorry about- 00:01:47.857 --> 00:01:50.200 Fuck you, man, you suck! 00:01:50.200 --> 00:01:52.750 You stupid evolved..prick! 00:01:52.750 --> 00:01:54.590 What do you even do? 00:01:54.590 --> 00:01:56.912 You just...you just a(ff), plant... 00:01:57.772 --> 00:01:59.446 Shut up, man! 00:01:59.446 --> 00:02:00.589 It's all you fuckin' fault- 00:02:00.589 --> 00:02:01.105 Hey, I didn't even- 00:02:01.105 --> 00:02:04.830 You were the one who was all: "Oh, I gotta do an attack"! 00:02:04.830 --> 00:02:07.339 ...You could have just walked away... 00:02:07.339 --> 00:02:09.492 ..but you didn't, you prick! 00:02:09.680 --> 00:02:11.630 So fuck you, you dumbass... 00:02:13.307 --> 00:02:14.349 My knee! 00:02:15.011 --> 00:02:16.112 Ah man... 00:02:19.389 --> 00:02:20.849 fuckin- oww! 00:02:24.480 --> 00:02:25.123 Ah! 00:02:29.554 --> 00:02:30.914 My..my knee! 00:02:32.775 --> 00:02:33.391 Ah!