Oh hey Pikachu, I choose you!
Go!
Pikachu!
Pikachu, use, (...) thunderbolt!
Pika-pi, pika!
Ow!
Venusaur, oh no!
Counterattack with whatever you feel like, man!
Wait, hold on, what?
Ve- I mean Venusaur, with a question mark.
Yea, I don't know, whatever-
Dude, come on, man.
Fffuck, I mean Venusaur.
I don't know what my fucking attacks are, dude.
You're the one who keeps track of that shit,
I just fuckin' take the hits for you.
Pikachu, use thunder..smash!
Pikachu!
Ow! Fuck! Ahhh God!
Man, this is- I mean Venusaur!
Look, I don't care what you fuckin' do.
I don't even know what-
Just say fuckin' solar beam.
I mean Venusaur.
Whatever, do solar beam.
Yea, OK, thanks...
Venusaur...Gnhaauuuur...
Pikachu, while he's (m) charging his thunder..smash,
use your bolt...of lightning.
Pikachu!!!
Oahh! Oww!
OK, am I gonna do the thunder-
well I don't need your permission for this one,
I mean, uph, Venusaur.
Bam!
Fuck! Ow! God! my fuckin' knee!
That's my kneee!
Damn it!
Ssssshit!
Ahhhh! man!
Why didn't you evolve me, you asshole?
Because I love you, Pikachu, and-
Do you want me to lose?
Is that what you want?
Christ!
[vomits]
And all you are feeding me is puffins!
I need nurishments!
Tauros meat or something-
We don't.. we don't kill Pokémon-
We do!
We do it for you, you fuckin' assholes!
Goddamn-
Look, man, I'm total..I'm..I'm really sorry about-
Fuck you, man, you suck!
You stupid evolved..prick!
What do you even do?
You just...you just a(ff), plant...
Shut up, man!
It's all you fuckin' fault-
Hey, I didn't even-
You were the one who was all: "Oh, I gotta do an attack"!
...You could have just walked away...
..but you didn't, you prick!
So fuck you, you dumbass...
My knee!
Ah man...
fuckin- oww!
Ah!
My..my knee!
Ah!