1 00:00:04,203 --> 00:00:06,440 Oh hey Pikachu, I choose you! 2 00:00:06,440 --> 00:00:07,361 Go! 3 00:00:07,361 --> 00:00:08,429 Pikachu! 4 00:00:08,429 --> 00:00:10,760 Pikachu, use, (...) thunderbolt! 5 00:00:10,760 --> 00:00:12,423 Pika-pi, pika! 6 00:00:12,423 --> 00:00:13,119 Ow! 7 00:00:13,119 --> 00:00:14,930 Venusaur, oh no! 8 00:00:14,930 --> 00:00:17,431 Counterattack with whatever you feel like, man! 9 00:00:18,646 --> 00:00:19,917 Wait, hold on, what? 10 00:00:19,917 --> 00:00:22,360 Ve- I mean Venusaur, with a question mark. 11 00:00:22,360 --> 00:00:23,640 Yea, I don't know, whatever- 12 00:00:23,640 --> 00:00:25,040 Dude, come on, man. 13 00:00:25,040 --> 00:00:27,520 Fffuck, I mean Venusaur. 14 00:00:27,966 --> 00:00:30,120 I don't know what my fucking attacks are, dude. 15 00:00:30,120 --> 00:00:31,680 You're the one who keeps track of that shit, 16 00:00:31,680 --> 00:00:33,367 I just fuckin' take the hits for you. 17 00:00:33,367 --> 00:00:35,875 Pikachu, use thunder..smash! 18 00:00:35,875 --> 00:00:37,009 Pikachu! 19 00:00:37,009 --> 00:00:39,219 Ow! Fuck! Ahhh God! 20 00:00:39,219 --> 00:00:41,600 Man, this is- I mean Venusaur! 21 00:00:41,600 --> 00:00:43,445 Look, I don't care what you fuckin' do. 22 00:00:43,445 --> 00:00:44,884 I don't even know what- 23 00:00:44,884 --> 00:00:46,965 Just say fuckin' solar beam. 24 00:00:47,657 --> 00:00:48,680 I mean Venusaur. 25 00:00:48,680 --> 00:00:49,600 Whatever, do solar beam. 26 00:00:49,600 --> 00:00:51,560 Yea, OK, thanks... 27 00:00:52,130 --> 00:00:54,126 Venusaur...Gnhaauuuur... 28 00:00:54,126 --> 00:00:57,600 Pikachu, while he's (m) charging his thunder..smash, 29 00:00:57,600 --> 00:01:00,400 use your bolt...of lightning. 30 00:01:00,400 --> 00:01:01,560 Pikachu!!! 31 00:01:01,560 --> 00:01:02,920 Oahh! Oww! 32 00:01:02,920 --> 00:01:04,853 OK, am I gonna do the thunder- 33 00:01:04,853 --> 00:01:06,572 well I don't need your permission for this one, 34 00:01:06,572 --> 00:01:08,440 I mean, uph, Venusaur. 35 00:01:08,440 --> 00:01:09,311 Bam! 36 00:01:09,311 --> 00:01:11,773 Fuck! Ow! God! my fuckin' knee! 37 00:01:11,773 --> 00:01:13,694 That's my kneee! 38 00:01:13,956 --> 00:01:15,256 Damn it! 39 00:01:15,256 --> 00:01:16,731 Ssssshit! 40 00:01:17,285 --> 00:01:19,742 Ahhhh! man! 41 00:01:19,742 --> 00:01:21,990 Why didn't you evolve me, you asshole? 42 00:01:21,990 --> 00:01:23,680 Because I love you, Pikachu, and- 43 00:01:23,680 --> 00:01:25,426 Do you want me to lose? 44 00:01:25,426 --> 00:01:27,720 Is that what you want? 45 00:01:27,720 --> 00:01:29,111 Christ! 46 00:01:29,480 --> 00:01:31,720 [vomits] 47 00:01:31,720 --> 00:01:34,440 And all you are feeding me is puffins! 48 00:01:34,440 --> 00:01:36,582 I need nurishments! 49 00:01:37,422 --> 00:01:38,262 Tauros meat or something- 50 00:01:38,262 --> 00:01:40,102 We don't.. we don't kill Pokémon- 51 00:01:40,102 --> 00:01:41,560 We do! 52 00:01:41,560 --> 00:01:44,513 We do it for you, you fuckin' assholes! 53 00:01:44,931 --> 00:01:45,685 Goddamn- 54 00:01:45,813 --> 00:01:47,857 Look, man, I'm total..I'm..I'm really sorry about- 55 00:01:47,857 --> 00:01:50,200 Fuck you, man, you suck! 56 00:01:50,200 --> 00:01:52,750 You stupid evolved..prick! 57 00:01:52,750 --> 00:01:54,590 What do you even do? 58 00:01:54,590 --> 00:01:56,912 You just...you just a(ff), plant... 59 00:01:57,772 --> 00:01:59,446 Shut up, man! 60 00:01:59,446 --> 00:02:00,589 It's all you fuckin' fault- 61 00:02:00,589 --> 00:02:01,105 Hey, I didn't even- 62 00:02:01,105 --> 00:02:04,830 You were the one who was all: "Oh, I gotta do an attack"! 63 00:02:04,830 --> 00:02:07,339 ...You could have just walked away... 64 00:02:07,339 --> 00:02:09,492 ..but you didn't, you prick! 65 00:02:09,680 --> 00:02:11,630 So fuck you, you dumbass... 66 00:02:13,307 --> 00:02:14,349 My knee! 67 00:02:15,011 --> 00:02:16,112 Ah man... 68 00:02:19,389 --> 00:02:20,849 fuckin- oww! 69 00:02:24,480 --> 00:02:25,123 Ah! 70 00:02:29,554 --> 00:02:30,914 My..my knee! 71 00:02:32,775 --> 00:02:33,391 Ah!