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Irish Farmer Vs Universal Music - Foil Arms and Hog

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    We will now hear case 742:
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    Mícheál O'Conaill Vs. Universal Music
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    Your honour I'm not a man to complain
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    But for the past 20 years my songs
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    original ones that I wrote
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    have been robbed
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    lifted whatever you call it
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    by the world's biggest pop stars
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    And not one penny has come my way to Ballynahaunig.
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    Universal Music how do you plead?
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    Universal Music pleads not guilty.
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    That these pop super stars have even heard of some
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    pub singer in a rural Irish town
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    is preposterous.
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    Me hole!
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    Mr O'Conaill the court will now hear your versions of these songs.
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    This one wrote in the summer of '94
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    I was on my own on the farm
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    but the hay needed harvesting
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    The earth needed hoeing.
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    ♪ I've been trying to cut it right ♪
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    ♪ Hay ♪
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    ♪ I've been living a lonely life ♪
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    ♪ Hoe ♪
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    ♪ I've been sleeping here instead ♪
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    ♪ Hay ♪
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    ♪ I've been sleeping in a barn for a bed. ♪
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    ♪ Hoe ♪
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    I'm just not hearing the similarities.
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    This one I wrote in the summer of '84
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    we had a scorcher of a summer
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    and we were afraid we'd lose the thatched roof
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    ♪ Too hot ♪
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    ♪ Hot Damn ♪
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    ♪ Call the Gardaí and the fireman ♪
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    Yes the lyrics are similar
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    but the tune is completely different
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    Well its like this Judge I had an Aunt O'Connor
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    She's 10 years gone in the grave God bless her soul
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    But she was a lovely woman
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    She had a fierce sweet tooth
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    Get to the point please
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    On a Sunday I'd visit her and I'd always bring a cake
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    Or she wouldn't let me in the door
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    I wrote this one for her.
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    ♪ My Aunt O'Connor don't ♪
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    ♪ My Aunt O'Connor don't ♪
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    ♪ Want some hun unless you got ♪
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    ♪ Fairy buns son. ♪
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    Well maybe that is a little similar
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    ♪ Who's after letting the dogs out? ♪
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    ♪ Woof woof woof woof ♪
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    ♪ Who's after letting the dogs out ♪
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    ♪ Woof woof woof woof ♪
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    ♪Jasus who let the dogs out? ♪
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    ♪ I'll be riding shotgun ♪
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    ♪ In me Massey Ferguson ♪
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    ♪ Feeling... ♪
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    ♪ My cows milk brings all the boys to the farm ♪
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    ♪ Damn right it's better than Phelim's ♪
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    ♪ Damn right it's better than Seán's ♪
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    Your honor we've agreed to settle out of court thank you.
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    Thank you for the court's time.
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    This court is adjourned.
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    ♪ So you're a ♪
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    ♪ tough guy ♪
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    ♪ Just can't get enough guy ♪
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    ♪ Like it really rough guy ♪
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    ♪ Chest always so puffed guy ♪
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    Mr. O'Conaill please.
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    ♪ Make your Momma sad guy ♪
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    Where did they get the instruments?
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    ♪ Make your girlfriend mad type ♪
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    ♪ May seduce your dad type. ♪
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    ♪ I'm the bad guy... ♪
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    ♪ Duh! ♪
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    Doomdah!
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    Thank you we are Foil Arms and Hog
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    Please subscribe to the channel
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    Or you will be found in contempt
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    If you want to see us live get ready for this
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    This is the announcement of our Irish tour
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    We are playing in the following places...
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    Dublin, Galway, Limerick, Cork
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    Castlebar, Sligo
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    Wexford
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    There just written there
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    There on my knee here
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    Belfast
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    Derry
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    Oh you forgot the two in The North
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    Oh no that looks very bad Mr. Mckenna
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    Our Philadelphia and Chicago shows are sold out
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    There might be a few extra tickets being released but they are basically sold out
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    So there is still tickets left for
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    L.A. New York and Boston
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    Spread the word if you know anyone in those places
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    Doomdah!..........
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    ♪ I... ♪
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    ♪ Came in like... ♪
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    ♪ A wreck ♪
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    ♪ A wrecking ball ♪
Title:
Irish Farmer Vs Universal Music - Foil Arms and Hog
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Video Language:
English
Team:
Foil Arms and Hog Official Subtitling Legends
Duration:
03:28

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