WEBVTT 00:00:00.000 --> 00:00:02.600 We will now hear case 742: 00:00:02.600 --> 00:00:05.320 Mícheál O'Conaill Vs. Universal Music 00:00:05.640 --> 00:00:07.540 Your honour I'm not a man to complain 00:00:07.800 --> 00:00:10.260 But for the past 20 years my songs 00:00:10.260 --> 00:00:11.900 original ones that I wrote 00:00:11.900 --> 00:00:12.920 have been robbed 00:00:12.920 --> 00:00:14.420 lifted whatever you call it 00:00:14.420 --> 00:00:16.460 by the world's biggest pop stars 00:00:16.460 --> 00:00:19.180 And not one penny has come my way to Ballynahaunig. 00:00:19.180 --> 00:00:20.900 Universal Music how do you plead? 00:00:20.900 --> 00:00:22.720 Universal Music pleads not guilty. 00:00:23.060 --> 00:00:25.760 That these pop super stars have even heard of some 00:00:25.860 --> 00:00:28.200 pub singer in a rural Irish town 00:00:28.200 --> 00:00:29.080 is preposterous. 00:00:29.080 --> 00:00:29.640 Me hole! 00:00:29.640 --> 00:00:33.200 Mr O'Conaill the court will now hear your versions of these songs. 00:00:33.200 --> 00:00:35.380 This one wrote in the summer of '94 00:00:35.660 --> 00:00:37.260 I was on my own on the farm 00:00:37.260 --> 00:00:39.060 but the hay needed harvesting 00:00:39.060 --> 00:00:40.360 The earth needed hoeing. 00:00:40.500 --> 00:00:43.500 ♪ I've been trying to cut it right ♪ 00:00:43.980 --> 00:00:44.700 ♪ Hay ♪ 00:00:44.780 --> 00:00:47.400 ♪ I've been living a lonely life ♪ 00:00:47.860 --> 00:00:48.460 ♪ Hoe ♪ 00:00:48.520 --> 00:00:51.380 ♪ I've been sleeping here instead ♪ 00:00:51.780 --> 00:00:52.280 ♪ Hay ♪ 00:00:52.280 --> 00:00:54.700 ♪ I've been sleeping in a barn for a bed. ♪ 00:00:55.000 --> 00:00:55.800 ♪ Hoe ♪ 00:00:55.800 --> 00:00:57.660 I'm just not hearing the similarities. 00:00:57.660 --> 00:00:59.400 This one I wrote in the summer of '84 00:00:59.400 --> 00:01:01.100 we had a scorcher of a summer 00:01:01.100 --> 00:01:02.860 and we were afraid we'd lose the thatched roof 00:01:03.040 --> 00:01:05.820 ♪ Too hot ♪ 00:01:06.400 --> 00:01:09.680 ♪ Hot Damn ♪ 00:01:09.840 --> 00:01:13.140 ♪ Call the Gardaí and the fireman ♪ 00:01:13.140 --> 00:01:14.580 Yes the lyrics are similar 00:01:14.580 --> 00:01:16.260 but the tune is completely different 00:01:16.260 --> 00:01:18.720 Well its like this Judge I had an Aunt O'Connor 00:01:18.760 --> 00:01:22.040 She's 10 years gone in the grave God bless her soul 00:01:22.340 --> 00:01:23.620 But she was a lovely woman 00:01:23.620 --> 00:01:25.100 She had a fierce sweet tooth 00:01:25.100 --> 00:01:26.000 Get to the point please 00:01:26.000 --> 00:01:28.360 On a Sunday I'd visit her and I'd always bring a cake 00:01:28.360 --> 00:01:29.700 Or she wouldn't let me in the door 00:01:30.080 --> 00:01:31.100 I wrote this one for her. 00:01:31.700 --> 00:01:33.140 ♪ My Aunt O'Connor don't ♪ 00:01:33.440 --> 00:01:34.480 ♪ My Aunt O'Connor don't ♪ 00:01:34.480 --> 00:01:37.020 ♪ Want some hun unless you got ♪ 00:01:37.020 --> 00:01:38.260 ♪ Fairy buns son. ♪ 00:01:38.300 --> 00:01:40.000 Well maybe that is a little similar 00:01:40.000 --> 00:01:41.700 ♪ Who's after letting the dogs out? ♪ 00:01:41.780 --> 00:01:43.460 ♪ Woof woof woof woof ♪ 00:01:43.460 --> 00:01:44.900 ♪ Who's after letting the dogs out ♪ 00:01:44.920 --> 00:01:46.240 ♪ Woof woof woof woof ♪ 00:01:46.300 --> 00:01:48.060 ♪Jasus who let the dogs out? ♪ 00:01:48.060 --> 00:01:49.260 ♪ I'll be riding shotgun ♪ 00:01:49.260 --> 00:01:51.400 ♪ In me Massey Ferguson ♪ 00:01:51.400 --> 00:01:52.160 ♪ Feeling... ♪ 00:01:52.160 --> 00:01:54.340 ♪ My cows milk brings all the boys to the farm ♪ 00:01:54.340 --> 00:01:56.260 ♪ Damn right it's better than Phelim's ♪ 00:01:56.260 --> 00:01:58.060 ♪ Damn right it's better than Seán's ♪ 00:01:58.060 --> 00:01:59.820 Your honor we've agreed to settle out of court thank you. 00:01:59.820 --> 00:02:00.920 Thank you for the court's time. 00:02:00.920 --> 00:02:02.200 This court is adjourned. 00:02:02.360 --> 00:02:03.760 ♪ So you're a ♪ 00:02:03.760 --> 00:02:04.520 ♪ tough guy ♪ 00:02:04.520 --> 00:02:06.420 ♪ Just can't get enough guy ♪ 00:02:06.420 --> 00:02:08.380 ♪ Like it really rough guy ♪ 00:02:08.520 --> 00:02:10.340 ♪ Chest always so puffed guy ♪ 00:02:10.640 --> 00:02:12.160 Mr. O'Conaill please. 00:02:12.260 --> 00:02:13.780 ♪ Make your Momma sad guy ♪ 00:02:13.780 --> 00:02:14.820 Where did they get the instruments? 00:02:14.820 --> 00:02:16.140 ♪ Make your girlfriend mad type ♪ 00:02:16.140 --> 00:02:18.380 ♪ May seduce your dad type. ♪ 00:02:18.380 --> 00:02:20.840 ♪ I'm the bad guy... ♪ 00:02:21.080 --> 00:02:21.580 ♪ Duh! ♪ 00:02:21.640 --> 00:02:22.780 Doomdah! 00:02:23.020 --> 00:02:24.820 Thank you we are Foil Arms and Hog 00:02:24.820 --> 00:02:26.300 Please subscribe to the channel 00:02:26.300 --> 00:02:28.080 Or you will be found in contempt 00:02:28.860 --> 00:02:31.660 If you want to see us live get ready for this 00:02:31.660 --> 00:02:34.060 This is the announcement of our Irish tour 00:02:34.060 --> 00:02:35.080 We are playing in the following places... 00:02:35.080 --> 00:02:37.060 Dublin, Galway, Limerick, Cork 00:02:37.840 --> 00:02:39.360 Castlebar, Sligo 00:02:39.700 --> 00:02:40.260 Wexford 00:02:41.660 --> 00:02:42.580 There just written there 00:02:42.760 --> 00:02:44.120 There on my knee here 00:02:44.180 --> 00:02:44.740 Belfast 00:02:44.820 --> 00:02:45.320 Derry 00:02:46.220 --> 00:02:48.500 Oh you forgot the two in The North 00:02:48.660 --> 00:02:52.380 Oh no that looks very bad Mr. Mckenna 00:02:52.380 --> 00:02:55.240 Our Philadelphia and Chicago shows are sold out 00:02:55.240 --> 00:02:57.580 There might be a few extra tickets being released but they are basically sold out 00:02:57.980 --> 00:03:00.180 So there is still tickets left for 00:03:00.180 --> 00:03:03.600 L.A. New York and Boston 00:03:04.140 --> 00:03:07.420 Spread the word if you know anyone in those places 00:03:09.320 --> 00:03:13.980 Doomdah!.......... 00:03:14.060 --> 00:03:17.780 ♪ I... ♪ 00:03:17.840 --> 00:03:21.860 ♪ Came in like... ♪ 00:03:22.220 --> 00:03:24.760 ♪ A wreck ♪ 00:03:24.760 --> 00:03:27.480 ♪ A wrecking ball ♪