When you're a Hoarder | Foil Arms and Hog

Right Darren we're doing some spring cleaning

the house is falling down with clutter

right so I have two bags in the hall

one is for the bin and one is for the charity shop

Okay?

Yeah

We need to be ruthless

Yeah okay

So I have a whole box full of stuff

I don't want there

Oh good man

Right what's wrong with this now?

I just don't wear it so

That's perfectly good now

Yeah but

Ah you wouldn't give that now

hang on to that now

What about this jumper?

There's a huge rip in that

So that has to go

But you can put a patch on that

I don't want to wear clothes with patches in it

in it's not the 1930's

Mary, Mary, would these be for the bin

or for charity?

I don't have time to look Paddy I'm busy now

Oh no no no no what's going on?

Why are my oven manuals

in the bin?

Oven manuals?

Seriously Paddy?

You never know when they might come in handy

Dad we don't even have that oven anymore

But you never throw a manual out

You never throw a manual out

I gave you this shirt for Christmas a few years ago now

I love that shirt Mom

but it's just too small so I can't wear it anymore

Well it's too good for charity

Yeah I'll have to find a home for it

Too good for charity?

What's that even mean?

Uh little bro

Emergency okay

have you seen my Lord of the Rings figurines?

Oh yeah Mom probably put them in the charity bin

What?

Why would you put them in the bin?

I know

They're collectibles

as well you know

the woman doesn't have a clue

they appreciate

they appreciate

Darren I got you a bird box

in the charity shop

oh thanks

I thought you might be interested in it

Yeah

You see the little door there?

that's where the birds go in

It's beautiful

I picked it up for a song

You know it's amazing the things people

will throw out isn't it?

Anyway a few more things in the boot of the car

I'll bring them in for you now

Oh no that yeah

It's all right I'm on my way

Darren

Darren you've an interest in golf?

I don't sorry Dad

No no but you do though don't you?

No no not really

But you're thinking about

developing an interested golf???

These golf clubs have to go

no one is using them

I'm thinking of taking up golf Mom.

You're thinking of taking up golf?

Yes

Well it's nice wonderful and put them back

in the attic

Good man

Thank you I owe you

you understand I owe you for that

thank you thank you

thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you

Now these documents

I need you to go through them for me Darren

and tell me which you want to keep

and which should go to the recycling

I threw that stuff at the bin yesterday Mom

No you must have made a mistake look

because your chemistry second-year notes

are here now

Yeah I don't do chemistry anymore

Yeah but you never know when you might need them

Okay now hold up

who is after putting my boxer shorts in the bin?

Come on Paddy there's holes all over them

They're like Swiss cheese

But nobody's going to be looking down there

What is wrong with you?

All right maybe I could give them to a charity shop

maybe

Don't. Why would you give them a charity shop?

Well I'm not going to throw them out

All right no well I'll just had hang on to them

Will I?

Yeah yeah because I don't

think the bin man will actually take them either

Well that's a bit now

Hey what's my teddy doing there?

Oh yes yes Ann

I just thought that maybe we could give this to

a different family who could

enjoy Mr Buggles yes?

No it's mine

Yeah but a little girl might

a little girl might like it

It's mine

You didn't even know it existed

until I brought it out

that is the problem

Oh no no no

Ah Mary Mary Mary

No come on now

That is Galway Crystal

you can't just throw that out

I'll just put it in a charity shop

Well you can't because my auntie

got if for us as a wedding present

and I don't want her stumbling upon it in a charity shop

for a tenner

Well well who can't put it in the bin

Okay fine well drive for an hour

in any direction donate somewhere there

I'm doing I'm not going to drive

I'm putting it back in the living room all right

Right Darren

What have you got for me?

What are you getting rid of?

Nothing

What?

Because you know let me get rid of anything

No one has gotten rid of anything

We do this every year

We just move things around the house

the place gets trashed

and no one gets rid of anything

Well that is completely untrue

because there currently a skip outside the door

right now

that has three full boxes

of Lego in it

Lego?

Yes

Wait that's my Lego

No that's my Lego

My Lego!

Right Darren we are doing some spring cleaning

I have two bags in the hall

one is for charity and one is for rubbish OK?

I need you to be ruthless

And I'm going to start again