Right Darren we're doing some spring cleaning
the house is falling down with clutter
right so I have two bags in the hall
one is for the bin and one is for the charity shop
Okay?
Yeah
We need to be ruthless
Yeah okay
So I have a whole box full of stuff
I don't want there
Oh good man
Right what's wrong with this now?
I just don't wear it so
That's perfectly good now
Yeah but
Ah you wouldn't give that now
hang on to that now
What about this jumper?
There's a huge rip in that
So that has to go
But you can put a patch on that
I don't want to wear clothes with patches in it
in it's not the 1930's
Mary, Mary, would these be for the bin
or for charity?
I don't have time to look Paddy I'm busy now
Oh no no no no what's going on?
Why are my oven manuals
in the bin?
Oven manuals?
Seriously Paddy?
You never know when they might come in handy
Dad we don't even have that oven anymore
But you never throw a manual out
You never throw a manual out
I gave you this shirt for Christmas a few years ago now
I love that shirt Mom
but it's just too small so I can't wear it anymore
Well it's too good for charity
Yeah I'll have to find a home for it
Too good for charity?
What's that even mean?
Uh little bro
Emergency okay
have you seen my Lord of the Rings figurines?
Oh yeah Mom probably put them in the charity bin
What?
Why would you put them in the bin?
I know
They're collectibles
as well you know
the woman doesn't have a clue
they appreciate
they appreciate
Darren I got you a bird box
in the charity shop
oh thanks
I thought you might be interested in it
Yeah
You see the little door there?
that's where the birds go in
It's beautiful
I picked it up for a song
You know it's amazing the things people
will throw out isn't it?
Anyway a few more things in the boot of the car
I'll bring them in for you now
Oh no that yeah
It's all right I'm on my way
Darren
Darren you've an interest in golf?
I don't sorry Dad
No no but you do though don't you?
No no not really
But you're thinking about
developing an interested golf???
These golf clubs have to go
no one is using them
I'm thinking of taking up golf Mom.
You're thinking of taking up golf?
Yes
Well it's nice wonderful and put them back
in the attic
Good man
Thank you I owe you
you understand I owe you for that
thank you thank you
thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you
Now these documents
I need you to go through them for me Darren
and tell me which you want to keep
and which should go to the recycling
I threw that stuff at the bin yesterday Mom
No you must have made a mistake look
because your chemistry second-year notes
are here now
Yeah I don't do chemistry anymore
Yeah but you never know when you might need them
Okay now hold up
who is after putting my boxer shorts in the bin?
Come on Paddy there's holes all over them
They're like Swiss cheese
But nobody's going to be looking down there
What is wrong with you?
All right maybe I could give them to a charity shop
maybe
Don't. Why would you give them a charity shop?
Well I'm not going to throw them out
All right no well I'll just had hang on to them
Will I?
Yeah yeah because I don't
think the bin man will actually take them either
Well that's a bit now
Hey what's my teddy doing there?
Oh yes yes Ann
I just thought that maybe we could give this to
a different family who could
enjoy Mr Buggles yes?
No it's mine
Yeah but a little girl might
a little girl might like it
It's mine
You didn't even know it existed
until I brought it out
that is the problem
Oh no no no
Ah Mary Mary Mary
No come on now
That is Galway Crystal
you can't just throw that out
I'll just put it in a charity shop
Well you can't because my auntie
got if for us as a wedding present
and I don't want her stumbling upon it in a charity shop
for a tenner
Well well who can't put it in the bin
Okay fine well drive for an hour
in any direction donate somewhere there
I'm doing I'm not going to drive
I'm putting it back in the living room all right
Right Darren
What have you got for me?
What are you getting rid of?
Nothing
What?
Because you know let me get rid of anything
No one has gotten rid of anything
We do this every year
We just move things around the house
the place gets trashed
and no one gets rid of anything
Well that is completely untrue
because there currently a skip outside the door
right now
that has three full boxes
of Lego in it
Lego?
Yes
Wait that's my Lego
No that's my Lego
My Lego!
Right Darren we are doing some spring cleaning
I have two bags in the hall
one is for charity and one is for rubbish OK?
I need you to be ruthless
And I'm going to start again