Fantasia 2004 鬼马狂想曲 (2004) eng sub

You little punk is driving real fast

Are you rushing
to get a birth certificate?

You must get crashed sooner or later!

It's so funny...

Are we coming to catch thieves
or to watch TV?

For thieves!

For thieves... really?

Why do you both
keep looking at the TV set?

Your one hundred dollars monthly income's
already come with 2 meals per day

Do you want me to
include your nighttime snack too?

Okay, okay... take this

If a wizard came out from this lamp and

granted you wishes

what... would you like?

So hungry now!

lt'll be great
if there's a bowl of bbq pork rice!

I'm very hungry too! Need to pee!

Pee again!? If you take another leak
I'll deduct your salary!

A takeaway order
Two bowls of bbq pork rice...

To an antique store...

Don't enter from the front
I open the back door for you...

That's not good!
Just like letting thieves in!

Thieves are really getting in!

What a waste to be thieves
at such a young age!

Yup, what a waste!

How could you get in?

I... I've ordered... a takeaway delivery!

What? A takeaway delivery?

You both had better not die before 70!

Why?

You won't have enough money
to be deducted before that!

I wish... to marry cousin Jane

I wish... to marry cousin Jane

I wish to fight better than Bruce Lee...

I wanna be rich...

Watching those crap movies!
Rubbing this broken lamp...

So smelly... trash it away!

Hello, aunt... ie...

Are you nuts?

My cousin Jane
who is studying aerospace technology...

learns how to make rockets in MIT

She collapsed due to her study

She visits her friends and relatives...

Then bites off their noses!

Your... cousin...

... Jane... Lam...

I'm not a doctor, pointless to tell me!

I... I have to go to A... America!

Do you have the money?
Are you going to swim to there?

Don't ask me for any money!

Is this enough for the air ticket?

Probably you can afford
a boat ticket instead!

You have very low income

How could you have such
a big piggie money bank?

Where does the money come from?
You'd better tell me!

My... my hard saving married fund
since I was a kid!

Bring it here; bring it here!

Bringing what...

Let me tell you, you shitty...

Jane, don't be afraid. I'm coming...

Sorry, director...

Don't you know 1969 people
are lining up outside to get this job?

Yup!

Congratulations! Hi, I'm Harmy Bobo

A student from Hogwartts School
of Witchcraft and Wizardry

and my ID no. is 7654321
you can call me Bobo!

As long as someone has rubbed the lamp
I'd pop out

Although I'm not a graduated wizard

I'm still able to
fulfill your three wishes!

Listen carefully... basically for anything

You like!

But let me remind you one thing

Probably unrealistic
for making a grand wish

And absolutely a waste for a small one!

Let me give you a tip

In general, people wish for
fame, wealth, beauties, etc

Do you both have a clear picture?

Who had actually rubbed the lamp?
Please make your wish... right here

Don't you... know how to make a rocket?

Sure, where would you like to put it?
Not much room for a big one here!

Jane Lam!

Who is Jane Lam?

Your cousin Fugu
is on his way to look for you

You'd better hurry up to catch him!
Still have time!

Should catch the ferry if you hurry up!

Hurry up!

My cousin is here!

Is Litter Bug your cousin?

He indeed is a handsome guy
Somehow got a curse!

Not your business anyway!

Excuse me, someone's calling...

Hello, yes... arrived!

Do you think
that is a top-ranking preserved salt fish?

Working on it now. I got it!

Who has rubbed the lamp?

Please make your wish right here!

Just make something and get rid of her!

I just can't make anything!

Hold on please
I forget to turn on the recorder

Miss
how about you go looking for your cousin?

He loves to play radionics!

My cousin? My cousin... is here

Are you sure you don't want the wishes?

Nope, I don't want them!

Don't waste them!

And don't be afraid
I'll pass through the wall!

Tell me when she really
passes through it...

Luckily I'm a vocational graduate!
What a bachelor graduate!

Hello Hogwartts, I'm Harmy Bobo
and my ID no. is 7654321

I've a big problem!

Don't move, robbery!

A guest is coming!

Move in; hurry up!

What are you looking at?

Take off all your clothes...

Save me face. I'm an evildoer too

Go get a pair of chopsticks for me!

Pal, how evil are you?

I stole five of these six chickens

You stole them?

I hate people stealing
should have guts to rob!

Take them off

Boss, I can't find any chopsticks
How about straws?

Have you cleaned your hair?

Since last month!

Lower down!

Hello!

Hello, are you Harmy Bobo?

Hello... hello!

Hello, are you Harmy Bobo?

Yes, speaking!

I've checked everything for you
nothing wrong with your magic power

That's strange
My magic power really doesn't work

She said that
she has lost her magic power!

Fooling around, just cut off her line!

Okay, forget this first
I've a bigger problem

Now the wish-owner turns down his wishes

She said that the wish-owner
turned down the offered wishes!

Just hang up
Nobody would turn them down!

What can I do now?

Can you tell me
how I could go back to school?

No alternative. You can't leave
until you help fulfill their wishes!

What can I do?

Oh, a gang robbery!

A gang robbery!

Forget her, hang up!

Hey, hey...

Robbery!

Ex... excuse me...!

Welcome, somehow donate some valuables
before leave!

Take off the socks as well!

Boss, this mushroom girl
doesn't have any goodies!

Miss Mushroom
where would you like to get stabbed?

So conceited. You deserve these bullets

Left or right?

What left or right?

Left foot or right foot?

Turn into lotus seed...

Left or right?

Left or right?

Let me pick for you!

Turn into lotus seed!

Mix up all the clothing and leave!

Where are my chopsticks?

Do you see my pair of chopsticks?

No, no, no...

Do you see my chopsticks?

Nope! Go and find it yourself!

Boss!

My bowl of roasted duck noodles!

Forget to bring it back...

I'm busy in helping the Governor
to look for his dog...

What happen to your foot?

Got shot!

What are you looking for?

My twin cousins! Twin cousins?

You look for them under the table?

You lost contact with your cousins?
You found the right place. Have a seat

We can help you with it

See who'd taken picture with me
our past Governor

That's great!

Can you describe
how your twin cousins look like?

They are a pair of chopsticks

Once are being licked

the pair will transform into human figures

and adopt their master's characteristics

It's not important
what you are looking for

the main concern is
whether I can earn money

Our charges are...

I have no money!

I'm worried. If they are licked
by a bad guy, they'd become bad

I can't leave
if you don't make your wishes!

How about you let me stay here!

Or go ahead to make your wishes!

We don't want wishes and
I won't let you stay!

That's terrible

I can't go back to school and
I lost contact of my cousins

How could I explain it to my aunt?
Which floor is it?

Second!

Second floor, that sounds good
Take a look; I fly

If I fail
at least I won't get hurt seriously!

Hey, come down first!

You prefer to make wishes
or let me stay?

Check the number
of Castle Peak Mental Hospital!

Hey... come down first!

You want to make wishes?

How about let her stay?
At least she is Fugu's cousin!

Even it's free for lodging
who pays for her meal?

From my paycheck!

Your debt is already accumulated till 70!

Then deduct up to 80 years old!

There's a problem
She loves biting off people's nose!

That's right!

Lassie died last week...

It's really mean!

Or do you prefer without your nose?

Don't move, robbery!

Hey, kids... Save me face, okay!

You do have guts
How about be my followers?

Sure!

Start the car!

I'm Kin

We are chopstick-sisters!

Kowloon. Kowloon Hong Kong

We like Hong Kong. That place for me...

Kowloon. Kowloon Hong Kong

We like Hong Kong. That place for you...

Already past eight, no need to work?

Wake up, Lassie!

Good morning, we have one can

But one piece each day
as our breakfast for a year!

Director, today is Sunday
I've to learn kung-fu at youth club!

You've been learning for weeks

How soon can you fight
better than Bruce Lee?

Hello... so early to play mahjong!

Dummy...

Three that many...!

Turn into a mega meal...
mega meal... mega meal!

Turn into milk...
turn into milk...turn into milk...!

Turn into a mega meal... a mega meal

There's a letter on my desk
Please type it for me

I'm in a rush to learn kung-fu. Bye-bye!

No problem!
Fight better than Bruce Lee...

I go to play mahjong. Tidy up the place!

Win a lot, win a lot!

Typing automatically...
typing automatically...

Cousin Bug, I'm so mess up
Unable to handle anything!

Bug, where are you going?

Bug, please don't run around...

Please don't shit everywhere
I've to clean them up!

Please do me a favor
come down and no more mess around, okay!

You can't mess with this...

Bug!

You don't help me but keep messing me
I HATE YOU!

That's no good. So many things to do
need to split up myself!

Let me split up into twenty of me!

7654321 Harmy Bobo
you better don't count on it!

Don't move, robbery!

Don't move, robbery!

A guest is coming!

Stand still! Stand still!

Hurry up!

Anything else?

Take off your clothes!

I'm sorry!

I'm sorry!

I'm sorry!

Run away at once!

Excuse me!

Let's leave!?

Beat him up!

Self-drawn!

Full set flower tile, all concealed hand
grand 4 happinesses, self-drawn...

Triple hot. Thank you very much!

I should split it up into
3 winning games instead of one

Players would lose badly in one shot

So noisy and irritating!
What a nasty playing style!

Number 1 bamboo tile!

Let me take this game!

I've already avoided winning
on your discarded tile

Come on, please think of a solution

Go and win a game and let the dealer pass!

If not
we'll just finish East wind at dawn!

Probably we end up
finishing all 4 Winds next year

Pal, don't be so arrogant!

Only a comment. Not arrogant at all!

Luckily
I've lots of pockets in this shirt

If not
how can I carry... so much money away?

Nasty guy comes with
nasty playing style!

Nice guy comes with nice playing style

Mixing the tiles!

Brother Cheng
are we in trap with a swindler?

Most likely...

Cheating?
I hate people cheating. Don't move!

Discard a tile!

Luckily because recently I adopt

2 god-daughters
to handle my robbing business

Otherwise, I won't have time
to learn playing mahjong

It's so unlucky...

That I come across a big con artist!

Hey big...big brother
Did you see me cheating?

If you don't let people win

Or kill them if they do

Nobody would like to
play with you again!

Okay!

Don't let me catch you... or you'll die!

Pal...

Keep playing!

Gong
(claiming the fourth West wind identical tile)

... the first Gong in my life!

Pal, you've to discard one!

You look disgusting. Are you cheating?

Auntie Cheng, what did he say?

He said that he looked disgusting

Was he cheating?

Oh, we'd better watch out!

Your turn!

Need to draw a tile

Draw one! Draw one!

Draw one!

Hurry up!

What's going on?
Are you having... Ready hand?

That's enough. Do you think I'm blind?

Playing around with the same tile!

You must be cheating
Let me take a look!

I can rarely set up
this winning 2-fan-tile

And you ruin my game

I've 5 out of 13 terminal tiles
What about my loss?

I wanna find out if he's cheating

Very hungry!

Very hungry!

Please... please don't
This is my one-year breakfast!

In fact I haven't lost my magic power
just delay

Turn into a clean place
a clean place, a clean place...

Turn into a clean place
a clean place, a clean place...

Turn into a clean place
a clean place...

What happens here?

What happens to your hands?

Forget it, I was robbed!

You'd better tidy up the place

Otherwise, director must kick you out
if he sees that!

Don't worry. It'll tidy up itself!

Actually, I still have my magic power
Just delay!

Come on, let me prove it!

Turn into shit...
into shit... into shit...

Sit down first
lt'll be transformed in any minute!

Why turns into shit?

At least a vase can hold flowers!

This is a special shit-pot for flowers

which will never wither!

You are really nice
accompany me to watch its transformation

My cousin always messes up with me
He just shits everywhere!

You mean your Litter Bug cousin?

He's very good except one thing!

Too dirty?

Too handsome indeed
too many girls like him

It's not secure to be his girlfriend

Is he your boyfriend?

I'd rather he looks as ordinary as you!

What're you doing? What're you doing?

Run into a demon! Run into a demon!

I told you
it'll be cleaned up by itself!

How come the vase is still a vase
not yet to be shit?

Help scratch my back, very itchy

It's not just late
but also have no idea of how late will be!

Great! It's so funny!

Are we coming to catch the seats
destructor or to watch movie?

How could you still enjoy
for having watched it nine times?

Is it that funny?

Almost time for that funny scene
clapping flies... very very funny!

Twins, do you hear me?

Over! Godfather

Are we going beyond the line?

We only have three guns and a few knives

There are hundreds of people here...

Can we handle them?

No matter what
we have to try it once...

Be brave!
We have to rob out of the alley!

Cousins!

Cousin! Cousin!

What are you doing?

My twin cousins!

What you two are doing? Over!

Twins, what's going on? Over!

Don't block it... Shut up!

Indeed your twin cousins are
the ones who broke my arms in the alley!

How come you two are so evil now?

Cousin, please help us

We don't want to be bad people!

No matter how evil we are

It's none of your damn business!

Cousin, please help me

Where are my cousins?

They ran towards that way!

Cousin, please help us

We don't want to be bad people!

No matter how evil we are

It's none of your damn business!

Cousin, please help me

Wow... your twin cousins are really bad!

Pal, please turn off your walkie-talkie
as I'm using it now!

How about you disconnect yours?

Who are you? Who are you?

IZiALMb@#...

I'm not gonna switch it off
You'd better do so. AbcdefghiALM...

You spoke vulgar language...

I must catch you!

The top, action! Over!

Are you bluffing me...!

Godfather!

What happens? Is that a live show?

There isn't any live show
but robbery instead!

Stand up! Raise your hands!

Please applaud to our godfather!

Thank you everybody...

It's time for robbery!

Please drop your valuables inside the net
as many as you can

Let me make one thing clear

I hate dishonest people!

I'd randomly pick someone to the stage

If I find any more valuables

I'll treat you with these bullets!

Thank you everybody!

May I ask for your cooperation?

I'm finding a pal who has a walkie-talkie
and says vulgar language

Silent!

I hate people saying vulgar language

Come up here!?

IZiALMb@#...

Person with overbite and metal glasses
frame. Please come forward!

I've already told you. I must get you!

This is...

Only a radio...

For listening to the horse racing!

Rushing out the gate...

the first one is no. 3

Then no. 4, closely followed by no. 5...

Wow... incredible...I just bought

thirty bucks and thirty cents
in no. 3, 4 and 5...

Wow... incredible!
These three horses are racing in the front

3, 4, 5... 3, 4, 5... 3, 4, 5...

I would be cheated in the past

But I recently learn
how to gamble on horse racing

There isn't any game today

Besides, don't you think you can fool me

by this fake overbite?

You swindler always want to cheat me!

Okay, you deserve these bullets!

Left foot or right foot?

Leave us alone!
I don't need any assistance!

I can handle it!

Lotus seed! Lotus seed!

Director! Director!

Cousin, please help us promptly

We don't want to be bad people!

Bitch! Son of a bitch!

Let's leave!

Come over!

Yes, boss?

Boss...

Did you two play this trick?

The one whose eyes were poked
is our cousin

She is a wizard
who is specialized in granting wishes!

We are her cousins
a pair of chopsticks originally!

Well, let me take a look how
you both turn into a pair of chopsticks

We only transform back to
chopsticks when we are scared

You two are very cutie!

Do you think I'm a 3-year-old kid?

So smelly?

Who hates me that much?

Must be Bug!

I forgot to bring him out!

Bug

Bug, I've already told you
that director isn't mean to me!

I won't be mean to you any more

Cause I never want to see you...

And your cousin ever again!

You are in deep shit!
Bug is very narrow-minded!

She is silly
but you can't get rid of her like that!

That'll be great
if I can really get rid of her!

What if she really doesn't come back?

I let you be the director!

Let me chase her back!

Do it after you help me take off the pants
and get the dessert!

Come over

I'm really... really... mad today!

Can I go?

Wait!

What?

It's not sweet enough
Give me more sugar!

Cousin Bug...!

I throw you out because I was afraid
that you'd get bored at home...

Jane has already told you
that I wasn't mean to her, hasn't she?

I yelled at her...
because I wanted her to be good

In fact, I love her very much...

Don't be cheated by my outlook
and unkind words...

Actually, I've a big golden heart...

Thank you!

Try on my giant waterbed!

Very comfortable

This floating feeling is...

Damn good!

Actually when you are not here

Fugu and I always sneak in

And lie on it comfortably!

That's alright! Lie on it

Whenever you feel like to

Indeed I've pretty good luck

I had nothing

When I was born

Now I've a decent life

Do we really need
this kind of fancy floating life?

I feel dizzy...

You are right!

Why would I want to

sleep like that?

My life's swung like this for decades!

If Litter Bug is her cousin

She is not Jane Lam any more... right?

She is a wizard!

How possibly could we find her...

In such a big city?

You've met my cousin and
you know I'm not nuts!

Wanna make wishes?

Yes! What...

what... should I make?

It's always been money for the first one!

Winning a pari-mutuel ticket!

Gotta be a woman for the second one!
What type do you like?

Little Britney type!

What's your third one?

Any tip?

You can put it off if you are not ready!

You shouldn't

make the first two in a rush

You should think them over...

What about your first wish?

You can take your time to think it over!

I want... a bowl of bbq pork rice!

Are you serious?
For a bowl of bbq pork rice...

Let me remind you:

Only one of you is the wish-owner!

We'd know who that person is
only when the wish comes true!

It's very late

Who would that be?

What am I doing here?

I'm here to look for cousin Fugu!

Little Britney!

Excuse me, I'm looking for...

Excuse me, I' m looking for...

Excuse me
I don't know who I'm looking for!

Where is here?

Where am I?

Why am I here?

Who am I?

I get it

You are a virtual figure!

Let me introduce myself. I'm Harmy Bobo

The wizard who creates you

He is your master... the director here!

I'll be rich! Let me treat you bbq pork rice

when I win the pari-mutuel ticket!

I'm a virtual figure?

I'm not real? I'm fictional?

You are... my master... director?

Exactly...it's me

Good morning Master!

It's raw. What have you done for so long?

You have to heat up the oil first

Even you add soya sauce on boiling oil
you've to heat up the oil again!

I'll cook it well
if you dislike the taste...

Time for Collegiate Quiz Show...

I love watching it...

Here is a Win U Boost special:

Collegiate Quiz Show...

Go!

It's the turn for
Yan Yan Elementary School!

First question:

What's the velocity
for a rocket to offset gravity?

Forty thousand kilometers!

The answer is
forty thousand kilometers per hour!

What's the element to make atomic bombs?

Uranium 235!

That's right. Uranium 235!

Black Hole! Relativity theory!

Emperor Guangxu! Akira Kurosawa!

Ice age! Fantasia!

It's the turn for Ming Ming Elementary School!

First question (mahjong game):

You've three Character One
three Character Nine

One of each Character two, three, four
five, six, seven and eight

How many possibilities can you win?

Nine!

Nine is right!

You are superduper! (in French)

She said that you're great in French!

If she knows French, she must know English!

Of course dear, you're so clever!

How about in Thai?

(in Thai) You are superduper!

Vietnamese?

(in Vietnamese) You are superduper!

Gotta get you in Tibetan!

(in Tibetan) You are superduper!

(in Japanese) Master, you're excellent!

(in Mandarin) You are great!

She is very knowledgeable
Does she know any martial arts?

Wow...so perfect

Except her cooking is a bit raw!

It seems no good to peep

But she is a virtual figure

And I'm her master!

We're just friends

Why're you so autocratic?

I don't wanna talk to you...

Don't be afraid! I'm not here for robbery

But leisure instead...

Where did you go?

So irritating! Bug said that we flirted!

Did we flirt?

We never did

Your pair is very cutie!

Your girl is very gorgeous!

Not only that, she is very versatile!

Serious?

Does she know how to make
airplane and artillery?

Better ask her!

Don't you know how to make an airplane?

Sure!

How about artillery?

Of course!

She does! And rocket?

Nope! I don't...

I don't know how to make a rocket...

Can you give me back the gum?

We're in trouble! We're in trouble!

My Little Britney, what's going on?

Your girl doesn't look good
does she need any ointment?

No...

Godfather!

Godfather!

My Little Britney!

Goddaughters!

Cousins!

Where are my twin goddaughters?

Where are my twin goddaughters?

No need to make any rocket...

Don't make it
if you don't know how to do so...

Don't scare me!

Where're my goddaughters?

Where're my goddaughters?

Boss... police are coming!

Let's leave!

I don't know how to make a rocket...

I don't know...

Excuse me sir
she is a virtual figure, not real!

She created her!

I'm a wizard!

Any more bullshit, I'll take that person
to the mental hospital too!

Just like having a dream!

Piece of shit? Fugu?

Is he one of the guys
who had rubbed the lamp?

Jane
mankind has already landed on the moon...

Take a look!

You piece of shit...

Shut up!

One small step for man
one giant leap for mankind

Jane...

I believe you must be...

... watching TV... somewhere!

Unable to find Jane?

When can we have the first...

... Hong Kong astronaut
who lands on the moon?

Tomorrow in 2020!

You know this too?

Don't you remember I am a wizard?

If there were really... a wizard

My first wish is...

... to take pictures and

get the first
Hong Kong astronaut's autograph...

... for Jane

Hong Kong Television News is released
on every Thursday

It only costs thirty cents!

Dir... director!

You yell at me?

Wanna rebel...

Don't blame director; he is in bad mood!

The girl whom he loves has been caught
to Castle Peak Mental Hospital!

The girl suddenly collapsed
when they danced

Almost bit off his nose!

Bit off the nose... as well?

That's really suck!

She knows the velocity for a rocket to fly

Able to speak in multi-languages

And good at Taekwondo!

So alike my cousin Jane...

That's her!

Is she your cousin?

We thought that she is a virtual figure...
was created by you?

I thought so, didn't I?

My aunt... gave birth to Jane!

She is... in mental hospital

Director danced... with her!

Why are you so damn noisy?

Dancing... you danced with Jane...

Stop like this...

I wanna strangle you...

You should blame me instead

Indeed I told director
that I'd created Jane!

I want to make wish...!

Time travels backward
director never falls in love with Jane!

My second wish is to strangle director...

My third wish is to strangle director!

Your Little Britney is Jane, his cousin

Did you say that she is fictional?
What...

Let me take a look of them!

Holy shit, I'm in deep trouble!
Don't scare myself!

Maybe he isn't the wish-owner!

Lots of things happened tonight!

There's one more

Cousin Bug would like to talk to you!

Cousin Bug!

You've to promise me

that no matter how it ends up
you can't gulp him down!

I'm scared...

But I'm really in love with Bobo!

I know...

you are Bobo's boyfriend from the start

and I shouldn't get involved!

but I can't control myself

I certainly know that it's not fair to you

But we don't mean
to hurt you intentionally

Although we just started

I can promise you that...

I won't let her down!

I'm sorry

Please accept us

and forgive my selfishness!

Bug, I've grown up!

You look too handsome for me!

Bug...

Visit Jane... visit Jane...

One small step for man
one giant leap for Hong Kong

This heroic astronaut
is always belonged to Hong Kong

He is putting our HKSAR flag
onto the moon!

A significant moment in Hong Kong history!

Our heroic astronaut
can you describe how you feel?

Very honorable!

Can you describe more?

Proud!

Excellent

I feel proud and honor...

... to witness this significant moment!

Our heroic astronaut
is attacked by an unknown subject!

Heroic astronaut...

Where's that piece of shit?

Do you know, wizard?

Fugu is going to meet the astronaut
in 2020!

He is the wish-owner!

Why him, not me?

Did you remember
his second and third wishes?

To strangle director!
To strangle director!

Holly molly! Get into deep trouble...

Once the wishes are made
no turn back, must come true!

Fugu will show up at anytime...

And strangle the director!

Where're you going?

How do I know?
Just as far as I can go!

It's useless. Fugu can also chase you

as far as you go

He must get you...

... cause he makes the wishes!

Don't blame me

He dies better than I do!

If that shitty shows up
I must beat him to death!

If that piece of shit shows up
I must beat him to death!

It's useless. Even if you can beat him

He must strangle you before you can do so

Because he owns the wishes!

What kind of wizard are you?

What wishes are they?

Please think of a solution quickly!

Calm down, calm down!

Find the salt fish... find the salt fish!

Call back to school; call back to school!

Don't look for it; you'd better hide yourself!

Where should I hide?

The cage!

Okay... Go and find the salt fish!

Don't panic. It's okay

It's okay...

It's okay...

Director, I've taken pictures...

... with the astronaut on the moon!

Taking pictures...

Why do you strangle my neck?

If you can go to the moon

You'd strangle me as well!

You die... is better than I do!

You strangle me... I strangle you...

I find it!

Who had chopped up my salt fish?

Fugu steamed it up!

Please don't fight!

Turn into a phone... turn into a phone
turn into a phone...

Don't move everybody!

I'm not here for robbery
but to catch someone instead!

Take the cage away as well!

My goddaughters told me

That one of you has three wishes

I don't care who has it. I only need one

To get my goddaughters back!

You folks discuss it!

Can you get back your twin cousins?

He is insane!

My aunt has already escorted them back!

How's it, Miss Wizard?

Since you know her wizard identity
aren't you afraid of her?

I miss my goddaughters so much
that I'm not afraid of anyone

How's it, Wizard?

I really don't know
how to bring them back to you now!

No matter what
don't admit of having wishes!

Who owns wishes?

We don't!

How about Mr. Honest?
Do you own any wish?

Nope!

Who actually owns wishes
between both of you?

We both have!

Lying
My twin goddaughters told me

that only 1 person is the wish-owner!

Cousin wizard
don't you know who owns wishes?

I know but I won't tell you

I've no idea how you'd treat him!

You both...

Excuse me

I'm officially robbing your wishes!

I've no more!

My first wish is to go to the moon

My second and my third wishes are...

To strangle director...
to strangle director

I've no more!

I hate dishonest people!

I give you three minutes to strangle him

If he doesn't die, that means you're lying

And I'll beat you to death!

Start counting now!

To strangle you...

Start the car!

I don't know how to drive...

The rear mirror...

Ignite the engine...
the clutch... the clutch

The stick-shift... the stick-shift

Director...

Get off!

Don't move!

This car is for trapping people!

If you don't strangle him
I'll strangle you!

You still have...

10, 9, 8, 7, 6

5, 4, 3, 2, 1

I can't!

Time's up!

If he doesn't die, you would...

Any stratagem?

Even a wizard can't help!

You shitty...

You are a bastard too!

I've enough!

Are you really
not giving me back my goddaughters?

Okay, this is what you deserve!

Who'd like to be the first to die?

If you don't make your decision
let me do so!

You...

Let me take up her position!

Okay, I let you be the first one!

Litter Bug
I miss my goddaughters so much

That I'm not afraid of you!

Bug!

Salt fish? My salt fish!

Harmy Bobo, what've you done?

How could a person die twice?

It doesn't make sense!
How about delete it?

Okay! Okay!

She deserves not graduated! Yup!

You can make two new wishes again...

... to replace the duplicate ones!

Hold on. This shouldn't be done in a rush

Think it over carefully, understand?

I wish Jane, to get well soon!

Sorry!

Jane! Little Britney!

I've no time to fall in love!

I hope I can send the first Hong Kong
astronaut to the moon in 2020

Time is very tight
only 50 years left

Bye!

If Fugu finishes making his third wish

you've to go back to school...

I can't see you any more!

Yes!

My third wish is...

you don't even let me say farewell
before she leaves!

What do you make?

I want... everybody has a wish!

I'm the principal of Hogwartts School of
Witchcraft and Wizardry

Everyone has a wish!

You go ahead!

Mr. Principal, of course
I'd like to be rich!

You prefer to profit by other's toiler
or create your own fortune?

lt'll be great
if I can profit by other people's toil.

Do you want healthy other than wealthy?

I wanna be healthy!

Do you want wealthy other than healthy?

Do you think I can
have both wealth and health forever?

Only one wish!

Can I be, a happy man forever?

Do you want unhappiness as well?

Nope!

If you don't want the unhappiness

how could you reflect your happiness?

Director?

Next!

I'm Fu...gu

Principal
I'd like to learn witch...craft!

Next!

I'd like to learn witchcraft
I'd like to see Bobo again!

That'll be great!

Next!

Principal, I've no wish

Can I learn witchcraft?

Everyone goes to learn witchcraft

I want it too!

Principal, he keeps imitating you!

Oh... pretty good imitation!

Okay, your wish is granted!

Welcome to School of
Witchcraft and Wizardry

I hope your wish comes true!

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