0:00:53.639,0:00:55.368
You little punk is driving real fast

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Are you rushing[br]to get a birth certificate?

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You must get crashed sooner or later!

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It's so funny...

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Are we coming to catch thieves[br]or to watch TV?

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For thieves!

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For thieves... really?

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Why do you both[br]keep looking at the TV set?

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Your one hundred dollars monthly income's[br]already come with 2 meals per day

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Do you want me to[br]include your nighttime snack too?

0:01:30.523,0:01:33.720
Okay, okay... take this

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If a wizard came out from this lamp and

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granted you wishes

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what... would you like?

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So hungry now!

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lt'll be great[br]if there's a bowl of bbq pork rice!

0:02:33.386,0:02:36.844
I'm very hungry too! Need to pee!

0:02:42.195,0:02:45.187
Pee again!? If you take another leak[br]I'll deduct your salary!

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A takeaway order[br]Two bowls of bbq pork rice...

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To an antique store...

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Don't enter from the front[br]I open the back door for you...

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That's not good![br]Just like letting thieves in!

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Thieves are really getting in!

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What a waste to be thieves[br]at such a young age!

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Yup, what a waste!

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How could you get in?

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I... I've ordered... a takeaway delivery!

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What? A takeaway delivery?

0:05:07.640,0:05:09.665
You both had better not die before 70!

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Why?

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You won't have enough money[br]to be deducted before that!

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I wish... to marry cousin Jane

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I wish... to marry cousin Jane

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I wish to fight better than Bruce Lee...

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I wanna be rich...

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Watching those crap movies![br]Rubbing this broken lamp...

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So smelly... trash it away!

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Hello, aunt... ie...

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Are you nuts?

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My cousin Jane[br]who is studying aerospace technology...

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learns how to make rockets in MIT

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She collapsed due to her study

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She visits her friends and relatives...

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Then bites off their noses!

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Your... cousin...

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... Jane... Lam...

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I'm not a doctor, pointless to tell me!

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I... I have to go to A... America!

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Do you have the money?[br]Are you going to swim to there?

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Don't ask me for any money!

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Is this enough for the air ticket?

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Probably you can afford[br]a boat ticket instead!

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You have very low income

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How could you have such[br]a big piggie money bank?

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Where does the money come from?[br]You'd better tell me!

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My... my hard saving married fund[br]since I was a kid!

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Bring it here; bring it here!

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Bringing what...

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Let me tell you, you shitty...

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Jane, don't be afraid. I'm coming...

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Sorry, director...

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Don't you know 1969 people[br]are lining up outside to get this job?

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Yup!

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Congratulations! Hi, I'm Harmy Bobo

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A student from Hogwartts School[br]of Witchcraft and Wizardry

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and my ID no. is 7654321[br]you can call me Bobo!

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As long as someone has rubbed the lamp[br]I'd pop out

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Although I'm not a graduated wizard

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I'm still able to[br]fulfill your three wishes!

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Listen carefully... basically for anything

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You like!

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But let me remind you one thing

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Probably unrealistic[br]for making a grand wish

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And absolutely a waste for a small one!

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Let me give you a tip

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In general, people wish for[br]fame, wealth, beauties, etc

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Do you both have a clear picture?

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Who had actually rubbed the lamp?[br]Please make your wish... right here

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Don't you... know how to make a rocket?

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Sure, where would you like to put it?[br]Not much room for a big one here!

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Jane Lam!

0:11:07.833,0:11:09.027
Who is Jane Lam?

0:11:09.502,0:11:10.434
Your cousin Fugu[br]is on his way to look for you

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You'd better hurry up to catch him![br]Still have time!

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Should catch the ferry if you hurry up!

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Hurry up!

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My cousin is here!

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Is Litter Bug your cousin?

0:11:24.150,0:11:26.550
He indeed is a handsome guy[br]Somehow got a curse!

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Not your business anyway!

0:11:31.924,0:11:33.391
Excuse me, someone's calling...

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Hello, yes... arrived!

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Do you think[br]that is a top-ranking preserved salt fish?

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Working on it now. I got it!

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Who has rubbed the lamp?

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Please make your wish right here!

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Just make something and get rid of her!

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I just can't make anything!

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Hold on please[br]I forget to turn on the recorder

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Miss[br]how about you go looking for your cousin?

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He loves to play radionics!

0:12:14.100,0:12:16.591
My cousin? My cousin... is here

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Are you sure you don't want the wishes?

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Nope, I don't want them!

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Don't waste them!

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And don't be afraid[br]I'll pass through the wall!

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Tell me when she really[br]passes through it...

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Luckily I'm a vocational graduate![br]What a bachelor graduate!

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Hello Hogwartts, I'm Harmy Bobo[br]and my ID no. is 7654321

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I've a big problem!

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Don't move, robbery!

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A guest is coming!

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Move in; hurry up!

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What are you looking at?

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Take off all your clothes...

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Save me face. I'm an evildoer too

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Go get a pair of chopsticks for me!

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Pal, how evil are you?

0:14:02.074,0:14:06.170
I stole five of these six chickens

0:14:08.881,0:14:10.849
You stole them?

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I hate people stealing[br]should have guts to rob!

0:14:24.964,0:14:26.431
Take them off

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Boss, I can't find any chopsticks[br]How about straws?

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Have you cleaned your hair?

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Since last month!

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Lower down!

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Hello!

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Hello, are you Harmy Bobo?

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Hello... hello!

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Hello, are you Harmy Bobo?

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Yes, speaking!

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I've checked everything for you[br]nothing wrong with your magic power

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That's strange[br]My magic power really doesn't work

0:15:15.047,0:15:16.708
She said that[br]she has lost her magic power!

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Fooling around, just cut off her line!

0:15:18.784,0:15:21.480
Okay, forget this first[br]I've a bigger problem

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Now the wish-owner turns down his wishes

0:15:24.456,0:15:28.290
She said that the wish-owner[br]turned down the offered wishes!

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Just hang up[br]Nobody would turn them down!

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What can I do now?

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Can you tell me[br]how I could go back to school?

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No alternative. You can't leave[br]until you help fulfill their wishes!

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What can I do?

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Oh, a gang robbery!

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A gang robbery!

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Forget her, hang up!

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Hey, hey...

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Robbery!

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Ex... excuse me...!

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Welcome, somehow donate some valuables[br]before leave!

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Take off the socks as well!

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Boss, this mushroom girl[br]doesn't have any goodies!

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Miss Mushroom[br]where would you like to get stabbed?

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So conceited. You deserve these bullets

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Left or right?

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What left or right?

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Left foot or right foot?

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Turn into lotus seed...

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Left or right?

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Left or right?

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Let me pick for you!

0:17:32.451,0:17:33.918
Turn into lotus seed!

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Mix up all the clothing and leave!

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Where are my chopsticks?

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Do you see my pair of chopsticks?

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No, no, no...

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Do you see my chopsticks?

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Nope! Go and find it yourself!

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Boss!

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My bowl of roasted duck noodles!

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Forget to bring it back...

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I'm busy in helping the Governor[br]to look for his dog...

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What happen to your foot?

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Got shot!

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What are you looking for?

0:19:25.430,0:19:27.125
My twin cousins! Twin cousins?

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You look for them under the table?

0:19:29.401,0:19:31.961
You lost contact with your cousins?[br]You found the right place. Have a seat

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We can help you with it

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See who'd taken picture with me[br]our past Governor

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That's great!

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Can you describe[br]how your twin cousins look like?

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They are a pair of chopsticks

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Once are being licked

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the pair will transform into human figures

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and adopt their master's characteristics

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It's not important[br]what you are looking for

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the main concern is[br]whether I can earn money

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Our charges are...

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I have no money!

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I'm worried. If they are licked[br]by a bad guy, they'd become bad

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I can't leave[br]if you don't make your wishes!

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How about you let me stay here!

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Or go ahead to make your wishes!

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We don't want wishes and[br]I won't let you stay!

0:20:11.276,0:20:12.402
That's terrible

0:20:12.544,0:20:14.512
I can't go back to school and[br]I lost contact of my cousins

0:20:14.580,0:20:16.673
How could I explain it to my aunt?[br]Which floor is it?

0:20:16.949,0:20:17.711
Second!

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Second floor, that sounds good[br]Take a look; I fly

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If I fail[br]at least I won't get hurt seriously!

0:20:21.320,0:20:22.651
Hey, come down first!

0:20:23.622,0:20:25.055
You prefer to make wishes[br]or let me stay?

0:20:25.123,0:20:26.420
Check the number[br]of Castle Peak Mental Hospital!

0:20:26.658,0:20:28.717
Hey... come down first!

0:20:28.994,0:20:29.926
You want to make wishes?

0:20:31.863,0:20:34.889
How about let her stay?[br]At least she is Fugu's cousin!

0:20:35.267,0:20:38.430
Even it's free for lodging[br]who pays for her meal?

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From my paycheck!

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Your debt is already accumulated till 70!

0:20:44.409,0:20:45.774
Then deduct up to 80 years old!

0:20:51.483,0:20:54.384
There's a problem[br]She loves biting off people's nose!

0:20:54.686,0:20:55.778
That's right!

0:21:05.664,0:21:09.327
Lassie died last week...

0:21:09.768,0:21:11.429
It's really mean!

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Or do you prefer without your nose?

0:21:24.449,0:21:26.508
Don't move, robbery!

0:21:28.954,0:21:31.445
Hey, kids... Save me face, okay!

0:21:51.777,0:21:56.339
You do have guts[br]How about be my followers?

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Sure!

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Start the car!

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I'm Kin

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We are chopstick-sisters!

0:22:07.592,0:22:11.756
Kowloon. Kowloon Hong Kong

0:22:12.597,0:22:17.534
We like Hong Kong. That place for me...

0:22:18.637,0:22:22.232
Kowloon. Kowloon Hong Kong

0:22:23.175,0:22:28.169
We like Hong Kong. That place for you...

0:22:33.719,0:22:35.687
Already past eight, no need to work?

0:22:39.591,0:22:41.650
Wake up, Lassie!

0:22:45.664,0:22:48.360
Good morning, we have one can

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But one piece each day[br]as our breakfast for a year!

0:22:53.405,0:22:56.841
Director, today is Sunday[br]I've to learn kung-fu at youth club!

0:22:56.942,0:22:58.500
You've been learning for weeks

0:22:58.877,0:23:00.276
How soon can you fight[br]better than Bruce Lee?

0:23:11.423,0:23:14.517
Hello... so early to play mahjong!

0:23:17.629,0:23:18.789
Dummy...

0:23:20.065,0:23:20.997
Three that many...!

0:23:21.266,0:23:22.961
Turn into a mega meal...[br]mega meal... mega meal!

0:23:23.034,0:23:24.524
Turn into milk...[br]turn into milk...turn into milk...!

0:23:24.603,0:23:25.297
Turn into a mega meal... a mega meal

0:23:25.370,0:23:27.201
There's a letter on my desk[br]Please type it for me

0:23:27.272,0:23:28.261
I'm in a rush to learn kung-fu. Bye-bye!

0:23:28.340,0:23:33.607
No problem![br]Fight better than Bruce Lee...

0:23:35.447,0:23:38.245
I go to play mahjong. Tidy up the place!

0:23:40.485,0:23:42.953
Win a lot, win a lot!

0:23:43.321,0:23:45.516
Typing automatically...[br]typing automatically...

0:23:54.499,0:23:58.458
Cousin Bug, I'm so mess up[br]Unable to handle anything!

0:24:00.806,0:24:04.207
Bug, where are you going?

0:24:06.478,0:24:08.070
Bug, please don't run around...

0:24:09.047,0:24:12.949
Please don't shit everywhere[br]I've to clean them up!

0:24:18.857,0:24:22.224
Please do me a favor[br]come down and no more mess around, okay!

0:24:23.395,0:24:24.521
You can't mess with this...

0:24:30.569,0:24:31.536
Bug!

0:24:33.271,0:24:35.432
You don't help me but keep messing me[br]I HATE YOU!

0:24:38.443,0:24:40.502
That's no good. So many things to do[br]need to split up myself!

0:24:42.781,0:24:43.770
Let me split up into twenty of me!

0:24:51.890,0:24:54.882
7654321 Harmy Bobo[br]you better don't count on it!

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Don't move, robbery!

0:26:00.825,0:26:01.985
Don't move, robbery!

0:26:08.867,0:26:10.357
A guest is coming!

0:26:10.769,0:26:12.202
Stand still! Stand still!

0:26:12.537,0:26:13.629
Hurry up!

0:26:26.518,0:26:27.576
Anything else?

0:26:28.119,0:26:29.245
Take off your clothes!

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I'm sorry!

0:27:48.566,0:27:49.726
I'm sorry!

0:27:54.706,0:27:57.038
I'm sorry!

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Run away at once!

0:28:07.552,0:28:08.746
Excuse me!

0:28:42.020,0:28:42.850
Let's leave!?

0:28:54.666,0:28:59.126
Beat him up!

0:29:08.480,0:29:09.174
Self-drawn!

0:29:11.382,0:29:14.783
Full set flower tile, all concealed hand[br]grand 4 happinesses, self-drawn...

0:29:15.653,0:29:17.848
Triple hot. Thank you very much!

0:29:20.225,0:29:22.159
I should split it up into[br]3 winning games instead of one

0:29:22.227,0:29:25.719
Players would lose badly in one shot

0:29:27.899,0:29:31.494
So noisy and irritating![br]What a nasty playing style!

0:29:53.792,0:29:54.656
Number 1 bamboo tile!

0:30:06.704,0:30:07.693
Let me take this game!

0:30:08.173,0:30:09.970
I've already avoided winning[br]on your discarded tile

0:30:10.041,0:30:11.474
Come on, please think of a solution

0:30:11.543,0:30:14.307
Go and win a game and let the dealer pass!

0:30:14.379,0:30:16.506
If not[br]we'll just finish East wind at dawn!

0:30:16.781,0:30:18.681
Probably we end up[br]finishing all 4 Winds next year

0:30:18.750,0:30:23.187
Pal, don't be so arrogant!

0:30:25.757,0:30:30.194
Only a comment. Not arrogant at all!

0:30:30.361,0:30:31.794
Luckily[br]I've lots of pockets in this shirt

0:30:32.664,0:30:35.428
If not[br]how can I carry... so much money away?

0:30:36.835,0:30:39.599
Nasty guy comes with[br]nasty playing style!

0:30:56.788,0:31:00.417
Nice guy comes with nice playing style

0:31:02.594,0:31:03.322
Mixing the tiles!

0:31:11.236,0:31:14.535
Brother Cheng[br]are we in trap with a swindler?

0:31:16.507,0:31:18.771
Most likely...

0:31:22.580,0:31:25.845
Cheating?[br]I hate people cheating. Don't move!

0:31:26.517,0:31:27.484
Discard a tile!

0:31:29.654,0:31:31.588
Luckily because recently I adopt

0:31:31.656,0:31:33.817
2 god-daughters[br]to handle my robbing business

0:31:34.259,0:31:37.387
Otherwise, I won't have time[br]to learn playing mahjong

0:31:38.563,0:31:39.894
It's so unlucky...

0:31:40.298,0:31:43.062
That I come across a big con artist!

0:31:45.303,0:31:49.467
Hey big...big brother[br]Did you see me cheating?

0:31:49.641,0:31:51.734
If you don't let people win

0:31:51.809,0:31:53.140
Or kill them if they do

0:31:53.211,0:31:55.145
Nobody would like to[br]play with you again!

0:31:55.914,0:31:56.778
Okay!

0:31:57.649,0:32:00.675
Don't let me catch you... or you'll die!

0:32:01.252,0:32:02.116
Pal...

0:32:05.757,0:32:06.781
Keep playing!

0:32:19.504,0:32:21.438
Gong[br](claiming the fourth West wind identical tile)

0:32:22.974,0:32:25.135
... the first Gong in my life!

0:32:26.678,0:32:30.239
Pal, you've to discard one!

0:35:19.851,0:35:23.548
You look disgusting. Are you cheating?

0:35:33.664,0:35:36.155
Auntie Cheng, what did he say?

0:35:37.034,0:35:39.559
He said that he looked disgusting

0:35:39.637,0:35:41.537
Was he cheating?

0:35:42.907,0:35:44.101
Oh, we'd better watch out!

0:35:48.146,0:35:49.272
Your turn!

0:35:51.215,0:35:52.273
Need to draw a tile

0:35:53.417,0:35:55.009
Draw one! Draw one!

0:35:57.555,0:35:58.544
Draw one!

0:36:01.726,0:36:02.954
Hurry up!

0:36:13.571,0:36:20.204
What's going on?[br]Are you having... Ready hand?

0:36:42.333,0:36:45.268
That's enough. Do you think I'm blind?

0:36:45.636,0:36:47.399
Playing around with the same tile!

0:36:48.339,0:36:51.035
You must be cheating[br]Let me take a look!

0:37:01.886,0:37:04.616
I can rarely set up[br]this winning 2-fan-tile

0:37:04.689,0:37:06.020
And you ruin my game

0:37:06.457,0:37:10.188
I've 5 out of 13 terminal tiles[br]What about my loss?

0:37:11.028,0:37:13.394
I wanna find out if he's cheating

0:37:51.535,0:37:53.730
Very hungry!

0:38:11.489,0:38:14.253
Very hungry!

0:38:19.196,0:38:22.188
Please... please don't[br]This is my one-year breakfast!

0:38:46.724,0:38:49.124
In fact I haven't lost my magic power[br]just delay

0:38:51.095,0:38:53.529
Turn into a clean place[br]a clean place, a clean place...

0:38:53.731,0:38:55.255
Turn into a clean place[br]a clean place, a clean place...

0:38:55.566,0:38:56.863
Turn into a clean place[br]a clean place...

0:39:01.138,0:39:02.298
What happens here?

0:39:02.773,0:39:04.001
What happens to your hands?

0:39:04.342,0:39:06.037
Forget it, I was robbed!

0:39:06.110,0:39:07.577
You'd better tidy up the place

0:39:07.645,0:39:09.875
Otherwise, director must kick you out[br]if he sees that!

0:39:09.947,0:39:11.938
Don't worry. It'll tidy up itself!

0:39:12.850,0:39:15.648
Actually, I still have my magic power[br]Just delay!

0:39:16.787,0:39:18.254
Come on, let me prove it!

0:39:20.891,0:39:22.722
Turn into shit...[br]into shit... into shit...

0:39:24.395,0:39:26.260
Sit down first[br]lt'll be transformed in any minute!

0:39:26.497,0:39:27.691
Why turns into shit?

0:39:27.765,0:39:29.790
At least a vase can hold flowers!

0:39:30.668,0:39:33.068
This is a special shit-pot for flowers

0:39:33.137,0:39:35.401
which will never wither!

0:39:38.409,0:39:41.242
You are really nice[br]accompany me to watch its transformation

0:39:41.345,0:39:44.212
My cousin always messes up with me[br]He just shits everywhere!

0:39:44.715,0:39:46.342
You mean your Litter Bug cousin?

0:39:47.118,0:39:49.382
He's very good except one thing!

0:39:49.854,0:39:51.253
Too dirty?

0:39:51.322,0:39:53.347
Too handsome indeed[br]too many girls like him

0:39:53.424,0:39:55.392
It's not secure to be his girlfriend

0:39:55.659,0:39:57.217
Is he your boyfriend?

0:39:58.596,0:40:00.689
I'd rather he looks as ordinary as you!

0:41:08.365,0:41:09.889
What're you doing? What're you doing?

0:41:10.301,0:41:11.598
Run into a demon! Run into a demon!

0:41:15.272,0:41:17.331
I told you[br]it'll be cleaned up by itself!

0:41:19.009,0:41:20.874
How come the vase is still a vase[br]not yet to be shit?

0:41:22.379,0:41:23.937
Help scratch my back, very itchy

0:41:26.517,0:41:29.577
It's not just late[br]but also have no idea of how late will be!

0:41:56.747,0:41:57.975
Great! It's so funny!

0:42:05.089,0:42:08.923
Are we coming to catch the seats[br]destructor or to watch movie?

0:42:09.326,0:42:11.692
How could you still enjoy[br]for having watched it nine times?

0:42:11.762,0:42:13.024
Is it that funny?

0:42:21.639,0:42:25.040
Almost time for that funny scene[br]clapping flies... very very funny!

0:42:34.919,0:42:37.615
Twins, do you hear me?

0:42:38.889,0:42:40.220
Over! Godfather

0:42:43.961,0:42:47.488
Are we going beyond the line?

0:42:47.565,0:42:50.261
We only have three guns and a few knives

0:42:50.467,0:42:52.264
There are hundreds of people here...

0:42:53.070,0:42:54.469
Can we handle them?

0:42:55.039,0:42:57.473
No matter what[br]we have to try it once...

0:42:57.808,0:43:00.538
Be brave![br]We have to rob out of the alley!

0:43:00.978,0:43:01.876
Cousins!

0:43:02.046,0:43:03.035
Cousin! Cousin!

0:43:05.950,0:43:06.746
What are you doing?

0:43:11.855,0:43:13.049
My twin cousins!

0:43:17.962,0:43:19.327
What you two are doing? Over!

0:43:19.964,0:43:21.989
Twins, what's going on? Over!

0:43:24.301,0:43:25.768
Don't block it... Shut up!

0:43:26.136,0:43:29.071
Indeed your twin cousins are[br]the ones who broke my arms in the alley!

0:43:29.540,0:43:31.405
How come you two are so evil now?

0:43:31.575,0:43:33.440
Cousin, please help us

0:43:33.510,0:43:34.909
We don't want to be bad people!

0:43:35.579,0:43:37.740
No matter how evil we are

0:43:37.815,0:43:38.975
It's none of your damn business!

0:43:42.953,0:43:46.081
Cousin, please help me

0:43:46.156,0:43:47.214
Where are my cousins?

0:43:47.725,0:43:48.749
They ran towards that way!

0:43:48.826,0:43:50.953
Cousin, please help us

0:43:51.028,0:43:52.188
We don't want to be bad people!

0:43:53.297,0:43:55.527
No matter how evil we are

0:43:55.866,0:43:57.163
It's none of your damn business!

0:43:59.703,0:44:01.136
Cousin, please help me

0:44:01.538,0:44:03.699
Wow... your twin cousins are really bad!

0:44:04.541,0:44:06.236
Pal, please turn off your walkie-talkie[br]as I'm using it now!

0:44:06.477,0:44:08.945
How about you disconnect yours?

0:44:09.013,0:44:10.139
Who are you? Who are you?

0:44:10.347,0:44:12.178
IZiALMb@#...

0:44:12.716,0:44:15.150
I'm not gonna switch it off[br]You'd better do so. AbcdefghiALM...

0:44:17.888,0:44:20.015
You spoke vulgar language...

0:44:20.658,0:44:22.250
I must catch you!

0:44:24.528,0:44:26.257
The top, action! Over!

0:44:27.598,0:44:29.327
Are you bluffing me...!

0:45:03.701,0:45:04.690
Godfather!

0:45:19.283,0:45:20.409
What happens? Is that a live show?

0:45:21.552,0:45:23.713
There isn't any live show[br]but robbery instead!

0:45:26.390,0:45:27.721
Stand up! Raise your hands!

0:45:37.000,0:45:38.831
Please applaud to our godfather!

0:45:53.650,0:45:55.379
Thank you everybody...

0:45:57.187,0:45:59.519
It's time for robbery!

0:46:02.259,0:46:05.285
Please drop your valuables inside the net[br]as many as you can

0:46:06.196,0:46:08.858
Let me make one thing clear

0:46:09.266,0:46:11.860
I hate dishonest people!

0:46:12.536,0:46:15.004
I'd randomly pick someone to the stage

0:46:15.906,0:46:19.774
If I find any more valuables

0:46:21.044,0:46:22.875
I'll treat you with these bullets!

0:46:38.428,0:46:39.690
Thank you everybody!

0:46:41.265,0:46:43.859
May I ask for your cooperation?

0:46:45.002,0:46:49.837
I'm finding a pal who has a walkie-talkie[br]and says vulgar language

0:46:51.608,0:46:54.577
Silent!

0:46:59.950,0:47:02.214
I hate people saying vulgar language

0:47:03.287,0:47:04.276
Come up here!?

0:47:09.693,0:47:12.491
IZiALMb@#...

0:47:12.863,0:47:13.192
Person with overbite and metal glasses[br]frame. Please come forward!

0:47:25.242,0:47:28.302
I've already told you. I must get you!

0:47:34.284,0:47:35.342
This is...

0:47:36.186,0:47:37.312
Only a radio...

0:47:37.387,0:47:39.412
For listening to the horse racing!

0:47:39.489,0:47:40.251
Rushing out the gate...

0:47:40.691,0:47:42.283
the first one is no. 3

0:47:42.359,0:47:45.021
Then no. 4, closely followed by no. 5...

0:47:45.095,0:47:46.528
Wow... incredible...I just bought

0:47:46.597,0:47:47.825
thirty bucks and thirty cents[br]in no. 3, 4 and 5...

0:47:48.365,0:47:50.230
Wow... incredible![br]These three horses are racing in the front

0:47:50.534,0:47:57.303
3, 4, 5... 3, 4, 5... 3, 4, 5...

0:48:01.411,0:48:04.380
I would be cheated in the past

0:48:05.015,0:48:07.381
But I recently learn[br]how to gamble on horse racing

0:48:07.818,0:48:09.718
There isn't any game today

0:48:10.454,0:48:13.355
Besides, don't you think you can fool me

0:48:13.657,0:48:15.215
by this fake overbite?

0:48:15.392,0:48:18.589
You swindler always want to cheat me!

0:48:19.196,0:48:21.721
Okay, you deserve these bullets!

0:48:22.733,0:48:24.394
Left foot or right foot?

0:48:25.502,0:48:27.402
Leave us alone![br]I don't need any assistance!

0:48:28.605,0:48:30.072
I can handle it!

0:49:26.229,0:49:27.787
Lotus seed! Lotus seed!

0:49:31.568,0:49:32.694
Director! Director!

0:49:44.781,0:49:46.646
Cousin, please help us promptly

0:49:46.717,0:49:48.480
We don't want to be bad people!

0:49:50.020,0:49:51.351
Bitch! Son of a bitch!

0:49:54.624,0:49:55.420
Let's leave!

0:50:09.439,0:50:10.406
Come over!

0:50:13.477,0:50:14.569
Yes, boss?

0:50:18.215,0:50:19.580
Boss...

0:50:33.897,0:50:36.161
Did you two play this trick?

0:50:37.367,0:50:40.894
The one whose eyes were poked[br]is our cousin

0:50:40.971,0:50:43.496
She is a wizard[br]who is specialized in granting wishes!

0:50:43.573,0:50:46.406
We are her cousins[br]a pair of chopsticks originally!

0:50:47.010,0:50:50.502
Well, let me take a look how[br]you both turn into a pair of chopsticks

0:50:50.714,0:50:54.013
We only transform back to[br]chopsticks when we are scared

0:50:55.886,0:50:58.013
You two are very cutie!

0:50:58.088,0:51:00.989
Do you think I'm a 3-year-old kid?

0:51:24.381,0:51:25.279
So smelly?

0:51:42.933,0:51:44.264
Who hates me that much?

0:51:45.836,0:51:46.962
Must be Bug!

0:51:50.107,0:51:51.506
I forgot to bring him out!

0:51:54.811,0:51:55.607
Bug

0:52:01.518,0:52:04.749
Bug, I've already told you[br]that director isn't mean to me!

0:52:07.190,0:52:09.055
I won't be mean to you any more

0:52:09.126,0:52:11.060
Cause I never want to see you...

0:52:11.128,0:52:12.356
And your cousin ever again!

0:52:19.002,0:52:21.334
You are in deep shit![br]Bug is very narrow-minded!

0:52:28.879,0:52:31.814
She is silly[br]but you can't get rid of her like that!

0:52:32.015,0:52:33.243
That'll be great[br]if I can really get rid of her!

0:52:33.316,0:52:34.578
What if she really doesn't come back?

0:52:34.651,0:52:36.846
I let you be the director!

0:52:37.854,0:52:38.878
Let me chase her back!

0:52:39.523,0:52:41.821
Do it after you help me take off the pants[br]and get the dessert!

0:52:42.092,0:52:42.888
Come over

0:52:53.136,0:52:55.536
I'm really... really... mad today!

0:52:56.239,0:52:57.433
Can I go?

0:52:58.608,0:52:59.472
Wait!

0:53:00.010,0:53:01.068
What?

0:53:02.379,0:53:05.041
It's not sweet enough[br]Give me more sugar!

0:53:37.614,0:53:38.876
Cousin Bug...!

1:00:10.006,1:00:14.067
I throw you out because I was afraid[br]that you'd get bored at home...

1:00:14.143,1:00:19.240
Jane has already told you[br]that I wasn't mean to her, hasn't she?

1:00:26.289,1:00:30.521
I yelled at her...[br]because I wanted her to be good

1:00:30.760,1:00:33.058
In fact, I love her very much...

1:00:34.631,1:00:38.260
Don't be cheated by my outlook[br]and unkind words...

1:00:38.768,1:00:42.704
Actually, I've a big golden heart...

1:01:34.323,1:01:35.255
Thank you!

1:01:39.562,1:01:41.587
Try on my giant waterbed!

1:01:42.565,1:01:43.793
Very comfortable

1:01:44.667,1:01:46.100
This floating feeling is...

1:01:46.736,1:01:48.101
Damn good!

1:01:49.639,1:01:51.106
Actually when you are not here

1:01:51.507,1:01:54.806
Fugu and I always sneak in

1:01:54.944,1:01:56.172
And lie on it comfortably!

1:01:59.382,1:02:02.613
That's alright! Lie on it

1:02:02.852,1:02:04.183
Whenever you feel like to

1:02:07.523,1:02:09.514
Indeed I've pretty good luck

1:02:10.626,1:02:11.957
I had nothing

1:02:12.028,1:02:13.928
When I was born

1:02:13.996,1:02:16.055
Now I've a decent life

1:02:19.235,1:02:22.864
Do we really need[br]this kind of fancy floating life?

1:02:23.372,1:02:25.670
I feel dizzy...

1:02:27.543,1:02:28.510
You are right!

1:02:29.746,1:02:32.772
Why would I want to

1:02:33.649,1:02:35.048
sleep like that?

1:02:35.952,1:02:37.647
My life's swung like this for decades!

1:02:43.059,1:02:44.651
If Litter Bug is her cousin

1:02:45.394,1:02:48.420
She is not Jane Lam any more... right?

1:02:49.899,1:02:50.991
She is a wizard!

1:02:51.501,1:02:52.763
How possibly could we find her...

1:02:52.835,1:02:53.995
In such a big city?

1:02:57.373,1:02:59.500
You've met my cousin and[br]you know I'm not nuts!

1:02:59.575,1:03:00.439
Wanna make wishes?

1:03:00.543,1:03:01.976
Yes! What...

1:03:02.612,1:03:03.510
what... should I make?

1:03:03.579,1:03:05.069
It's always been money for the first one!

1:03:05.348,1:03:06.144
Winning a pari-mutuel ticket!

1:03:06.215,1:03:07.705
Gotta be a woman for the second one![br]What type do you like?

1:03:07.784,1:03:08.546
Little Britney type!

1:03:15.057,1:03:16.615
What's your third one?

1:03:18.194,1:03:19.354
Any tip?

1:03:20.596,1:03:22.928
You can put it off if you are not ready!

1:03:23.399,1:03:25.390
You shouldn't

1:03:25.802,1:03:28.270
make the first two in a rush

1:03:28.704,1:03:30.035
You should think them over...

1:03:32.041,1:03:33.065
What about your first wish?

1:03:33.276,1:03:35.938
You can take your time to think it over!

1:03:38.714,1:03:40.375
I want... a bowl of bbq pork rice!

1:03:40.449,1:03:43.179
Are you serious?[br]For a bowl of bbq pork rice...

1:03:46.556,1:03:48.023
Let me remind you:

1:03:48.090,1:03:50.786
Only one of you is the wish-owner!

1:03:50.860,1:03:52.760
We'd know who that person is[br]only when the wish comes true!

1:03:55.064,1:03:56.224
It's very late

1:03:56.699,1:03:57.825
Who would that be?

1:04:04.574,1:04:05.802
What am I doing here?

1:04:08.211,1:04:10.475
I'm here to look for cousin Fugu!

1:04:12.682,1:04:13.842
Little Britney!

1:04:23.559,1:04:25.254
Excuse me, I'm looking for...

1:04:27.396,1:04:28.761
Excuse me, I' m looking for...

1:04:32.168,1:04:34.227
Excuse me[br]I don't know who I'm looking for!

1:04:35.004,1:04:36.403
Where is here?

1:04:37.406,1:04:38.703
Where am I?

1:04:40.643,1:04:42.042
Why am I here?

1:04:43.713,1:04:44.907
Who am I?

1:04:44.981,1:04:46.039
I get it

1:04:46.115,1:04:47.946
You are a virtual figure!

1:04:48.017,1:04:49.507
Let me introduce myself. I'm Harmy Bobo

1:04:49.585,1:04:51.052
The wizard who creates you

1:04:51.587,1:04:52.918
He is your master... the director here!

1:04:53.189,1:04:55.350
I'll be rich! Let me treat you bbq pork rice

1:04:55.424,1:04:56.584
when I win the pari-mutuel ticket!

1:04:56.826,1:04:58.384
I'm a virtual figure?

1:04:58.494,1:05:01.759
I'm not real? I'm fictional?

1:05:01.931,1:05:04.559
You are... my master... director?

1:05:05.001,1:05:06.161
Exactly...it's me

1:05:08.704,1:05:09.864
Good morning Master!

1:05:14.410,1:05:16.810
It's raw. What have you done for so long?

1:05:19.715,1:05:20.647
You have to heat up the oil first

1:05:20.716,1:05:23.913
Even you add soya sauce on boiling oil[br]you've to heat up the oil again!

1:05:24.086,1:05:26.782
I'll cook it well[br]if you dislike the taste...

1:05:35.665,1:05:37.360
Time for Collegiate Quiz Show...

1:05:37.433,1:05:38.991
I love watching it...

1:05:40.169,1:05:41.693
Here is a Win U Boost special:

1:05:42.004,1:05:46.202
Collegiate Quiz Show...

1:05:46.342,1:05:48.367
Go!

1:05:49.545,1:05:51.672
It's the turn for[br]Yan Yan Elementary School!

1:05:52.581,1:05:54.105
First question:

1:05:55.184,1:05:59.883
What's the velocity[br]for a rocket to offset gravity?

1:06:00.556,1:06:01.818
Forty thousand kilometers!

1:06:02.325,1:06:05.522
The answer is[br]forty thousand kilometers per hour!

1:06:05.861,1:06:09.092
What's the element to make atomic bombs?

1:06:09.398,1:06:10.695
Uranium 235!

1:06:10.833,1:06:13.233
That's right. Uranium 235!

1:06:14.737,1:06:16.261
Black Hole! Relativity theory!

1:06:16.339,1:06:18.102
Emperor Guangxu! Akira Kurosawa!

1:06:18.174,1:06:20.574
Ice age! Fantasia!

1:06:22.178,1:06:24.339
It's the turn for Ming Ming Elementary School!

1:06:25.881,1:06:27.178
First question (mahjong game):

1:06:28.250,1:06:31.549
You've three Character One[br]three Character Nine

1:06:31.787,1:06:35.484
One of each Character two, three, four[br]five, six, seven and eight

1:06:35.791,1:06:37.588
How many possibilities can you win?

1:06:40.463,1:06:41.259
Nine!

1:06:41.597,1:06:43.189
Nine is right!

1:06:43.699,1:06:46.896
You are superduper! (in French)

1:06:47.470,1:06:50.030
She said that you're great in French!

1:06:50.406,1:06:54.103
If she knows French, she must know English!

1:06:54.744,1:06:56.712
Of course dear, you're so clever!

1:06:56.912,1:06:58.140
How about in Thai?

1:06:58.647,1:07:01.741
(in Thai) You are superduper!

1:07:01.851,1:07:03.318
Vietnamese?

1:07:03.352,1:07:06.082
(in Vietnamese) You are superduper!

1:07:06.322,1:07:08.517
Gotta get you in Tibetan!

1:07:08.991,1:07:15.123
(in Tibetan) You are superduper!

1:07:15.598,1:07:18.294
(in Japanese) Master, you're excellent!

1:07:19.201,1:07:22.034
(in Mandarin) You are great!

1:07:23.873,1:07:26.398
She is very knowledgeable[br]Does she know any martial arts?

1:07:38.087,1:07:39.076
Wow...so perfect

1:07:39.855,1:07:41.254
Except her cooking is a bit raw!

1:07:58.307,1:08:00.400
It seems no good to peep

1:08:01.811,1:08:03.369
But she is a virtual figure

1:08:03.846,1:08:05.177
And I'm her master!

1:09:38.107,1:09:39.368
We're just friends

1:09:39.441,1:09:41.203
Why're you so autocratic?

1:09:41.644,1:09:42.736
I don't wanna talk to you...

1:09:43.612,1:09:46.080
Don't be afraid! I'm not here for robbery

1:09:46.314,1:09:47.509
But leisure instead...

1:10:05.000,1:10:05.659
Where did you go?

1:10:05.734,1:10:08.703
So irritating! Bug said that we flirted!

1:10:08.771,1:10:10.261
Did we flirt?

1:10:10.339,1:10:12.307
We never did

1:10:27.056,1:10:29.024
Your pair is very cutie!

1:10:29.091,1:10:31.389
Your girl is very gorgeous!

1:10:31.594,1:10:35.189
Not only that, she is very versatile!

1:10:35.264,1:10:36.288
Serious?

1:10:36.699,1:10:38.929
Does she know how to make[br]airplane and artillery?

1:10:39.401,1:10:40.231
Better ask her!

1:10:41.737,1:10:43.204
Don't you know how to make an airplane?

1:10:43.272,1:10:44.239
Sure!

1:10:45.074,1:10:46.200
How about artillery?

1:10:46.408,1:10:47.397
Of course!

1:10:48.177,1:10:49.474
She does! And rocket?

1:10:51.146,1:10:51.874
Nope! I don't...

1:10:52.848,1:10:55.282
I don't know how to make a rocket...

1:11:20.409,1:11:22.036
Can you give me back the gum?

1:11:25.381,1:11:26.939
We're in trouble! We're in trouble!

1:11:32.521,1:11:33.681
My Little Britney, what's going on?

1:11:34.556,1:11:36.456
Your girl doesn't look good[br]does she need any ointment?

1:11:46.335,1:11:47.199
No...

1:11:49.405,1:11:50.167
Godfather!

1:11:50.506,1:11:51.302
Godfather!

1:12:01.483,1:12:02.313
My Little Britney!

1:12:09.191,1:12:10.317
Goddaughters!

1:12:19.068,1:12:19.864
Cousins!

1:12:40.255,1:12:41.017
Where are my twin goddaughters?

1:12:42.157,1:12:43.317
Where are my twin goddaughters?

1:12:44.193,1:12:45.592
No need to make any rocket...

1:12:46.228,1:12:47.627
Don't make it[br]if you don't know how to do so...

1:12:48.097,1:12:49.223
Don't scare me!

1:12:50.032,1:12:51.090
Where're my goddaughters?

1:12:51.900,1:12:53.197
Where're my goddaughters?

1:12:54.536,1:12:56.026
Boss... police are coming!

1:12:59.641,1:13:00.539
Let's leave!

1:13:04.546,1:13:05.843
I don't know how to make a rocket...

1:13:06.815,1:13:07.782
I don't know...

1:13:08.350,1:13:10.614
Excuse me sir[br]she is a virtual figure, not real!

1:13:10.686,1:13:11.584
She created her!

1:13:11.653,1:13:12.620
I'm a wizard!

1:13:12.821,1:13:14.550
Any more bullshit, I'll take that person[br]to the mental hospital too!

1:13:38.514,1:13:40.072
Just like having a dream!

1:13:48.991,1:13:50.652
Piece of shit? Fugu?

1:13:51.093,1:13:52.720
Is he one of the guys[br]who had rubbed the lamp?

1:13:59.835,1:14:03.202
Jane[br]mankind has already landed on the moon...

1:14:03.539,1:14:04.437
Take a look!

1:14:06.241,1:14:07.139
You piece of shit...

1:14:07.209,1:14:08.005
Shut up!

1:14:08.677,1:14:11.202
One small step for man[br]one giant leap for mankind

1:14:11.280,1:14:12.110
Jane...

1:14:12.414,1:14:15.815
I believe you must be...

1:14:16.084,1:14:17.915
... watching TV... somewhere!

1:14:18.954,1:14:20.114
Unable to find Jane?

1:14:23.792,1:14:25.191
When can we have the first...

1:14:25.527,1:14:28.052
... Hong Kong astronaut[br]who lands on the moon?

1:14:28.330,1:14:29.763
Tomorrow in 2020!

1:14:30.165,1:14:31.393
You know this too?

1:14:31.934,1:14:33.868
Don't you remember I am a wizard?

1:14:35.504,1:14:38.769
If there were really... a wizard

1:14:39.541,1:14:41.270
My first wish is...

1:14:41.643,1:14:44.908
... to take pictures and

1:14:45.080,1:14:47.605
get the first[br]Hong Kong astronaut's autograph...

1:14:48.450,1:14:50.111
... for Jane

1:14:50.185,1:14:52.244
Hong Kong Television News is released[br]on every Thursday

1:14:52.321,1:14:54.619
It only costs thirty cents!

1:14:58.293,1:15:00.386
Dir... director!

1:15:00.696,1:15:02.857
You yell at me?

1:15:03.432,1:15:06.094
Wanna rebel...

1:15:09.438,1:15:11.804
Don't blame director; he is in bad mood!

1:15:12.107,1:15:14.575
The girl whom he loves has been caught[br]to Castle Peak Mental Hospital!

1:15:14.810,1:15:17.574
The girl suddenly collapsed[br]when they danced

1:15:17.713,1:15:19.180
Almost bit off his nose!

1:15:19.414,1:15:21.075
Bit off the nose... as well?

1:15:21.250,1:15:22.342
That's really suck!

1:15:22.417,1:15:26.183
She knows the velocity for a rocket to fly

1:15:27.689,1:15:29.316
Able to speak in multi-languages

1:15:30.125,1:15:32.116
And good at Taekwondo!

1:15:35.531,1:15:38.295
So alike my cousin Jane...

1:15:38.834,1:15:40.665
That's her!

1:15:42.304,1:15:43.532
Is she your cousin?

1:15:44.740,1:15:47.174
We thought that she is a virtual figure...[br]was created by you?

1:15:47.543,1:15:48.635
I thought so, didn't I?

1:15:48.710,1:15:51.235
My aunt... gave birth to Jane!

1:15:52.781,1:15:54.078
She is... in mental hospital

1:15:54.149,1:15:56.447
Director danced... with her!

1:15:56.518,1:15:58.179
Why are you so damn noisy?

1:15:58.320,1:16:00.584
Dancing... you danced with Jane...

1:16:01.356,1:16:02.653
Stop like this...

1:16:02.724,1:16:06.820
I wanna strangle you...

1:16:06.895,1:16:08.021
You should blame me instead

1:16:08.096,1:16:10.530
Indeed I told director[br]that I'd created Jane!

1:16:12.668,1:16:13.896
I want to make wish...!

1:16:14.169,1:16:17.468
Time travels backward[br]director never falls in love with Jane!

1:16:19.241,1:16:21.232
My second wish is to strangle director...

1:16:21.310,1:16:23.369
My third wish is to strangle director!

1:16:29.818,1:16:32.514
Your Little Britney is Jane, his cousin

1:16:39.194,1:16:41.628
Did you say that she is fictional?[br]What...

1:16:51.340,1:16:52.898
Let me take a look of them!

1:16:56.278,1:17:00.977
Holy shit, I'm in deep trouble![br]Don't scare myself!

1:17:01.350,1:17:03.181
Maybe he isn't the wish-owner!

1:17:26.908,1:17:28.569
Lots of things happened tonight!

1:17:28.644,1:17:30.373
There's one more

1:17:30.712,1:17:32.475
Cousin Bug would like to talk to you!

1:17:52.267,1:17:52.926
Cousin Bug!

1:17:58.440,1:18:01.000
You've to promise me

1:18:01.443,1:18:04.935
that no matter how it ends up[br]you can't gulp him down!

1:18:09.451,1:18:10.577
I'm scared...

1:18:12.788,1:18:15.916
But I'm really in love with Bobo!

1:18:16.958,1:18:18.289
I know...

1:18:19.461,1:18:22.021
you are Bobo's boyfriend from the start

1:18:23.098,1:18:25.589
and I shouldn't get involved!

1:18:26.735,1:18:30.171
but I can't control myself

1:18:32.941,1:18:34.738
I certainly know that it's not fair to you

1:18:35.010,1:18:36.875
But we don't mean[br]to hurt you intentionally

1:18:37.713,1:18:39.203
Although we just started

1:18:39.948,1:18:41.575
I can promise you that...

1:18:42.718,1:18:44.811
I won't let her down!

1:18:47.923,1:18:49.447
I'm sorry

1:18:49.858,1:18:51.985
Please accept us

1:18:52.794,1:18:54.421
and forgive my selfishness!

1:18:57.799,1:19:00.791
Bug, I've grown up!

1:19:01.636,1:19:05.436
You look too handsome for me!

1:20:15.844,1:20:17.505
Bug...

1:20:29.024,1:20:30.753
Visit Jane... visit Jane...

1:21:00.121,1:21:03.022
One small step for man[br]one giant leap for Hong Kong

1:21:07.028,1:21:09.895
This heroic astronaut[br]is always belonged to Hong Kong

1:21:10.265,1:21:12.859
He is putting our HKSAR flag[br]onto the moon!

1:21:12.934,1:21:15.334
A significant moment in Hong Kong history!

1:21:27.782,1:21:31.274
Our heroic astronaut[br]can you describe how you feel?

1:21:32.387,1:21:33.684
Very honorable!

1:21:35.056,1:21:37.786
Can you describe more?

1:21:40.128,1:21:41.356
Proud!

1:21:42.130,1:21:43.529
Excellent

1:21:43.598,1:21:46.362
I feel proud and honor...

1:21:46.434,1:21:48.299
... to witness this significant moment!

1:22:24.172,1:22:27.403
Our heroic astronaut[br]is attacked by an unknown subject!

1:23:59.100,1:24:03.901
Heroic astronaut...

1:24:12.480,1:24:14.948
Where's that piece of shit?

1:24:15.016,1:24:15.914
Do you know, wizard?

1:24:17.585,1:24:19.985
Fugu is going to meet the astronaut[br]in 2020!

1:24:20.188,1:24:21.485
He is the wish-owner!

1:24:22.257,1:24:24.282
Why him, not me?

1:24:24.392,1:24:26.553
Did you remember[br]his second and third wishes?

1:24:27.562,1:24:29.621
To strangle director![br]To strangle director!

1:24:31.266,1:24:33.393
Holly molly! Get into deep trouble...

1:24:33.501,1:24:36.061
Once the wishes are made[br]no turn back, must come true!

1:24:36.137,1:24:37.468
Fugu will show up at anytime...

1:24:37.539,1:24:39.131
And strangle the director!

1:24:56.925,1:24:57.721
Where're you going?

1:24:57.792,1:24:59.589
How do I know?[br]Just as far as I can go!

1:24:59.661,1:25:01.322
It's useless. Fugu can also chase you

1:25:01.429,1:25:02.623
as far as you go

1:25:02.664,1:25:03.961
He must get you...

1:25:04.032,1:25:05.522
... cause he makes the wishes!

1:25:09.938,1:25:11.200
Don't blame me

1:25:11.739,1:25:13.707
He dies better than I do!

1:25:17.612,1:25:20.638
If that shitty shows up[br]I must beat him to death!

1:25:23.485,1:25:26.977
If that piece of shit shows up[br]I must beat him to death!

1:25:27.255,1:25:29.314
It's useless. Even if you can beat him

1:25:29.390,1:25:30.789
He must strangle you before you can do so

1:25:30.859,1:25:32.349
Because he owns the wishes!

1:25:33.561,1:25:34.892
What kind of wizard are you?

1:25:35.396,1:25:37.091
What wishes are they?

1:25:37.799,1:25:39.664
Please think of a solution quickly!

1:25:41.536,1:25:42.730
Calm down, calm down!

1:25:43.571,1:25:44.538
Find the salt fish... find the salt fish!

1:25:44.772,1:25:46.899
Call back to school; call back to school!

1:25:48.343,1:25:50.436
Don't look for it; you'd better hide yourself!

1:25:50.912,1:25:51.970
Where should I hide?

1:25:53.715,1:25:54.409
The cage!

1:25:58.553,1:25:59.918
Okay... Go and find the salt fish!

1:26:04.726,1:26:07.194
Don't panic. It's okay

1:26:07.695,1:26:08.821
It's okay...

1:26:09.397,1:26:11.957
It's okay...

1:26:22.210,1:26:24.770
Director, I've taken pictures...

1:26:24.846,1:26:27.144
... with the astronaut on the moon!

1:26:27.215,1:26:28.147
Taking pictures...

1:26:28.883,1:26:30.441
Why do you strangle my neck?

1:26:30.785,1:26:31.979
If you can go to the moon

1:26:32.620,1:26:34.383
You'd strangle me as well!

1:26:34.556,1:26:36.888
You die... is better than I do!

1:26:39.260,1:26:42.889
You strangle me... I strangle you...

1:26:53.708,1:26:54.697
I find it!

1:26:59.714,1:27:01.579
Who had chopped up my salt fish?

1:27:06.521,1:27:08.955
Fugu steamed it up!

1:27:14.662,1:27:15.526
Please don't fight!

1:27:17.265,1:27:20.723
Turn into a phone... turn into a phone[br]turn into a phone...

1:27:26.841,1:27:27.967
Don't move everybody!

1:27:30.511,1:27:33.378
I'm not here for robbery[br]but to catch someone instead!

1:27:33.681,1:27:35.308
Take the cage away as well!

1:27:43.625,1:27:45.889
My goddaughters told me

1:27:46.160,1:27:48.788
That one of you has three wishes

1:27:49.030,1:27:52.557
I don't care who has it. I only need one

1:27:52.967,1:27:54.730
To get my goddaughters back!

1:27:55.270,1:27:56.862
You folks discuss it!

1:28:10.018,1:28:14.011
Can you get back your twin cousins?

1:28:14.389,1:28:16.254
He is insane!

1:28:17.558,1:28:19.458
My aunt has already escorted them back!

1:28:19.761,1:28:22.423
How's it, Miss Wizard?

1:28:23.965,1:28:26.593
Since you know her wizard identity[br]aren't you afraid of her?

1:28:26.768,1:28:29.760
I miss my goddaughters so much[br]that I'm not afraid of anyone

1:28:30.571,1:28:32.129
How's it, Wizard?

1:28:34.075,1:28:37.067
I really don't know[br]how to bring them back to you now!

1:28:41.816,1:28:44.410
No matter what[br]don't admit of having wishes!

1:28:44.719,1:28:46.311
Who owns wishes?

1:28:46.487,1:28:48.114
We don't!

1:28:52.293,1:28:55.729
How about Mr. Honest?[br]Do you own any wish?

1:28:56.798,1:28:58.231
Nope!

1:29:03.771,1:29:08.708
Who actually owns wishes[br]between both of you?

1:29:09.077,1:29:10.544
We both have!

1:29:10.912,1:29:14.075
Lying[br]My twin goddaughters told me

1:29:14.315,1:29:16.078
that only 1 person is the wish-owner!

1:29:18.319,1:29:21.652
Cousin wizard[br]don't you know who owns wishes?

1:29:22.390,1:29:25.120
I know but I won't tell you

1:29:25.193,1:29:27.320
I've no idea how you'd treat him!

1:29:31.399,1:29:32.229
You both...

1:29:45.113,1:29:46.740
Excuse me

1:29:46.914,1:29:49.109
I'm officially robbing your wishes!

1:29:49.317,1:29:50.579
I've no more!

1:29:50.818,1:29:53.116
My first wish is to go to the moon

1:29:53.187,1:29:54.620
My second and my third wishes are...

1:29:54.689,1:29:56.623
To strangle director...[br]to strangle director

1:29:56.958,1:29:57.890
I've no more!

1:29:57.959,1:29:59.984
I hate dishonest people!

1:30:01.229,1:30:04.756
I give you three minutes to strangle him

1:30:05.032,1:30:07.728
If he doesn't die, that means you're lying

1:30:08.369,1:30:10.360
And I'll beat you to death!

1:30:10.972,1:30:12.439
Start counting now!

1:30:36.264,1:30:39.097
To strangle you...

1:30:44.439,1:30:45.303
Start the car!

1:30:45.773,1:30:47.263
I don't know how to drive...

1:30:51.612,1:30:53.341
The rear mirror...

1:30:53.414,1:30:56.144
Ignite the engine...[br]the clutch... the clutch

1:30:56.217,1:31:00.449
The stick-shift... the stick-shift

1:31:02.256,1:31:03.587
Director...

1:31:05.860,1:31:06.690
Get off!

1:31:10.364,1:31:11.228
Don't move!

1:31:13.801,1:31:16.133
This car is for trapping people!

1:31:16.604,1:31:19.198
If you don't strangle him[br]I'll strangle you!

1:31:20.274,1:31:21.400
You still have...

1:31:21.676,1:31:26.773
10, 9, 8, 7, 6

1:31:27.381,1:31:32.216
5, 4, 3, 2, 1

1:31:32.286,1:31:33.048
I can't!

1:31:34.722,1:31:36.019
Time's up!

1:31:36.824,1:31:38.655
If he doesn't die, you would...

1:31:40.995,1:31:42.223
Any stratagem?

1:31:43.097,1:31:45.565
Even a wizard can't help!

1:31:47.301,1:31:48.461
You shitty...

1:31:49.437,1:31:50.631
You are a bastard too!

1:31:51.506,1:31:52.734
I've enough!

1:31:53.608,1:31:56.076
Are you really[br]not giving me back my goddaughters?

1:31:56.277,1:31:58.245
Okay, this is what you deserve!

1:31:58.646,1:31:59.635
Who'd like to be the first to die?

1:32:00.815,1:32:03.249
If you don't make your decision[br]let me do so!

1:32:04.485,1:32:05.383
You...

1:32:05.486,1:32:06.885
Let me take up her position!

1:32:07.188,1:32:08.815
Okay, I let you be the first one!

1:32:25.339,1:32:28.900
Litter Bug[br]I miss my goddaughters so much

1:32:29.010,1:32:30.807
That I'm not afraid of you!

1:32:48.996,1:32:49.792
Bug!

1:33:04.345,1:33:05.972
Salt fish? My salt fish!

1:33:12.520,1:33:15.182
Harmy Bobo, what've you done?

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How could a person die twice?

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It doesn't make sense![br]How about delete it?

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Okay! Okay!

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She deserves not graduated! Yup!

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You can make two new wishes again...

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... to replace the duplicate ones!

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Hold on. This shouldn't be done in a rush

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Think it over carefully, understand?

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I wish Jane, to get well soon!

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Sorry!

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Jane! Little Britney!

1:33:42.783,1:33:43.977
I've no time to fall in love!

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I hope I can send the first Hong Kong[br]astronaut to the moon in 2020

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Time is very tight[br]only 50 years left

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Bye!

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If Fugu finishes making his third wish

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you've to go back to school...

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I can't see you any more!

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Yes!

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My third wish is...

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you don't even let me say farewell[br]before she leaves!

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What do you make?

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I want... everybody has a wish!

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I'm the principal of Hogwartts School of[br]Witchcraft and Wizardry

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Everyone has a wish!

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You go ahead!

1:34:40.975,1:34:45.844
Mr. Principal, of course[br]I'd like to be rich!

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You prefer to profit by other's toiler[br]or create your own fortune?

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lt'll be great[br]if I can profit by other people's toil.

1:34:55.189,1:34:57.419
Do you want healthy other than wealthy?

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I wanna be healthy!

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Do you want wealthy other than healthy?

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Do you think I can[br]have both wealth and health forever?

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Only one wish!

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Can I be, a happy man forever?

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Do you want unhappiness as well?

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Nope!

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If you don't want the unhappiness

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how could you reflect your happiness?

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Director?

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Next!

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I'm Fu...gu

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Principal[br]I'd like to learn witch...craft!

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Next!

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I'd like to learn witchcraft[br]I'd like to see Bobo again!

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That'll be great!

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Next!

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Principal, I've no wish

1:35:55.049,1:35:56.448
Can I learn witchcraft?

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Everyone goes to learn witchcraft

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I want it too!

1:36:01.288,1:36:03.654
Principal, he keeps imitating you!

1:36:45.766,1:36:48.360
Oh... pretty good imitation!

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Okay, your wish is granted!

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Welcome to School of[br]Witchcraft and Wizardry

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I hope your wish comes true!

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