You little punk is driving real fast
Are you rushing to get a birth certificate?
You must get crashed sooner or later!
It's so funny...
Are we coming to catch thieves or to watch TV?
For thieves!
For thieves... really?
Why do you both keep looking at the TV set?
Your one hundred dollars monthly income's already come with 2 meals per day
Do you want me to include your nighttime snack too?
Okay, okay... take this
If a wizard came out from this lamp and
granted you wishes
what... would you like?
So hungry now!
lt'll be great if there's a bowl of bbq pork rice!
I'm very hungry too! Need to pee!
Pee again!? If you take another leak I'll deduct your salary!
A takeaway order Two bowls of bbq pork rice...
To an antique store...
Don't enter from the front I open the back door for you...
That's not good! Just like letting thieves in!
Thieves are really getting in!
What a waste to be thieves at such a young age!
Yup, what a waste!
How could you get in?
I... I've ordered... a takeaway delivery!
What? A takeaway delivery?
You both had better not die before 70!
Why?
You won't have enough money to be deducted before that!
I wish... to marry cousin Jane
I wish to fight better than Bruce Lee...
I wanna be rich...
Watching those crap movies! Rubbing this broken lamp...
So smelly... trash it away!
Hello, aunt... ie...
Are you nuts?
My cousin Jane who is studying aerospace technology...
learns how to make rockets in MIT
She collapsed due to her study
She visits her friends and relatives...
Then bites off their noses!
Your... cousin...
... Jane... Lam...
I'm not a doctor, pointless to tell me!
I... I have to go to A... America!
Do you have the money? Are you going to swim to there?
Don't ask me for any money!
Is this enough for the air ticket?
Probably you can afford a boat ticket instead!
You have very low income
How could you have such a big piggie money bank?
Where does the money come from? You'd better tell me!
My... my hard saving married fund since I was a kid!
Bring it here; bring it here!
Bringing what...
Let me tell you, you shitty...
Jane, don't be afraid. I'm coming...
Sorry, director...
Don't you know 1969 people are lining up outside to get this job?
Yup!
Congratulations! Hi, I'm Harmy Bobo
A student from Hogwartts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry
and my ID no. is 7654321 you can call me Bobo!
As long as someone has rubbed the lamp I'd pop out
Although I'm not a graduated wizard
I'm still able to fulfill your three wishes!
Listen carefully... basically for anything
You like!
But let me remind you one thing
Probably unrealistic for making a grand wish
And absolutely a waste for a small one!
Let me give you a tip
In general, people wish for fame, wealth, beauties, etc
Do you both have a clear picture?
Who had actually rubbed the lamp? Please make your wish... right here
Don't you... know how to make a rocket?
Sure, where would you like to put it? Not much room for a big one here!
Jane Lam!
Who is Jane Lam?
Your cousin Fugu is on his way to look for you
You'd better hurry up to catch him! Still have time!
Should catch the ferry if you hurry up!
Hurry up!
My cousin is here!
Is Litter Bug your cousin?
He indeed is a handsome guy Somehow got a curse!
Not your business anyway!
Excuse me, someone's calling...
Hello, yes... arrived!
Do you think that is a top-ranking preserved salt fish?
Working on it now. I got it!
Who has rubbed the lamp?
Please make your wish right here!
Just make something and get rid of her!
I just can't make anything!
Hold on please I forget to turn on the recorder
Miss how about you go looking for your cousin?
He loves to play radionics!
My cousin? My cousin... is here
Are you sure you don't want the wishes?
Nope, I don't want them!
Don't waste them!
And don't be afraid I'll pass through the wall!
Tell me when she really passes through it...
Luckily I'm a vocational graduate! What a bachelor graduate!
Hello Hogwartts, I'm Harmy Bobo and my ID no. is 7654321
I've a big problem!
Don't move, robbery!
A guest is coming!
Move in; hurry up!
What are you looking at?
Take off all your clothes...
Save me face. I'm an evildoer too
Go get a pair of chopsticks for me!
Pal, how evil are you?
I stole five of these six chickens
You stole them?
I hate people stealing should have guts to rob!
Take them off
Boss, I can't find any chopsticks How about straws?
Have you cleaned your hair?
Since last month!
Lower down!
Hello!
Hello, are you Harmy Bobo?
Hello... hello!
Hello, are you Harmy Bobo?
Yes, speaking!
I've checked everything for you nothing wrong with your magic power
That's strange My magic power really doesn't work
She said that she has lost her magic power!
Fooling around, just cut off her line!
Okay, forget this first I've a bigger problem
Now the wish-owner turns down his wishes
She said that the wish-owner turned down the offered wishes!
Just hang up Nobody would turn them down!
What can I do now?
Can you tell me how I could go back to school?
No alternative. You can't leave until you help fulfill their wishes!
What can I do?
Oh, a gang robbery!
A gang robbery!
Forget her, hang up!
Hey, hey...
Robbery!
Ex... excuse me...!
Welcome, somehow donate some valuables before leave!
Take off the socks as well!
Boss, this mushroom girl doesn't have any goodies!
Miss Mushroom where would you like to get stabbed?
So conceited. You deserve these bullets
Left or right?
What left or right?
Left foot or right foot?
Turn into lotus seed...
Left or right?
Let me pick for you!
Turn into lotus seed!
Mix up all the clothing and leave!
Where are my chopsticks?
Do you see my pair of chopsticks?
No, no, no...
Do you see my chopsticks?
Nope! Go and find it yourself!
Boss!
My bowl of roasted duck noodles!
Forget to bring it back...
I'm busy in helping the Governor to look for his dog...
What happen to your foot?
Got shot!
What are you looking for?
My twin cousins! Twin cousins?
You look for them under the table?
You lost contact with your cousins? You found the right place. Have a seat
We can help you with it
See who'd taken picture with me our past Governor
That's great!
Can you describe how your twin cousins look like?
They are a pair of chopsticks
Once are being licked
the pair will transform into human figures
and adopt their master's characteristics
It's not important what you are looking for
the main concern is whether I can earn money
Our charges are...
I have no money!
I'm worried. If they are licked by a bad guy, they'd become bad
I can't leave if you don't make your wishes!
How about you let me stay here!
Or go ahead to make your wishes!
We don't want wishes and I won't let you stay!
That's terrible
I can't go back to school and I lost contact of my cousins
How could I explain it to my aunt? Which floor is it?
Second!
Second floor, that sounds good Take a look; I fly
If I fail at least I won't get hurt seriously!
Hey, come down first!
You prefer to make wishes or let me stay?
Check the number of Castle Peak Mental Hospital!
Hey... come down first!
You want to make wishes?
How about let her stay? At least she is Fugu's cousin!
Even it's free for lodging who pays for her meal?
From my paycheck!
Your debt is already accumulated till 70!
Then deduct up to 80 years old!
There's a problem She loves biting off people's nose!
That's right!
Lassie died last week...
It's really mean!
Or do you prefer without your nose?
Don't move, robbery!
Hey, kids... Save me face, okay!
You do have guts How about be my followers?
Sure!
Start the car!
I'm Kin
We are chopstick-sisters!
Kowloon. Kowloon Hong Kong
We like Hong Kong. That place for me...
Kowloon. Kowloon Hong Kong
We like Hong Kong. That place for you...
Already past eight, no need to work?
Wake up, Lassie!
Good morning, we have one can
But one piece each day as our breakfast for a year!
Director, today is Sunday I've to learn kung-fu at youth club!
You've been learning for weeks
How soon can you fight better than Bruce Lee?
Hello... so early to play mahjong!
Dummy...
Three that many...!
Turn into a mega meal... mega meal... mega meal!
Turn into milk... turn into milk...turn into milk...!
Turn into a mega meal... a mega meal
There's a letter on my desk Please type it for me
I'm in a rush to learn kung-fu. Bye-bye!
No problem! Fight better than Bruce Lee...
I go to play mahjong. Tidy up the place!
Win a lot, win a lot!
Typing automatically... typing automatically...
Cousin Bug, I'm so mess up Unable to handle anything!
Bug, where are you going?
Bug, please don't run around...
Please don't shit everywhere I've to clean them up!
Please do me a favor come down and no more mess around, okay!
You can't mess with this...
Bug!
You don't help me but keep messing me I HATE YOU!
That's no good. So many things to do need to split up myself!
Let me split up into twenty of me!
7654321 Harmy Bobo you better don't count on it!
Don't move, robbery!
A guest is coming!
Stand still! Stand still!
Hurry up!
Anything else?
Take off your clothes!
I'm sorry!
Run away at once!
Excuse me!
Let's leave!?
Beat him up!
Self-drawn!
Full set flower tile, all concealed hand grand 4 happinesses, self-drawn...
Triple hot. Thank you very much!
I should split it up into 3 winning games instead of one
Players would lose badly in one shot
So noisy and irritating! What a nasty playing style!
Number 1 bamboo tile!
Let me take this game!
I've already avoided winning on your discarded tile
Come on, please think of a solution
Go and win a game and let the dealer pass!
If not we'll just finish East wind at dawn!
Probably we end up finishing all 4 Winds next year
Pal, don't be so arrogant!
Only a comment. Not arrogant at all!
Luckily I've lots of pockets in this shirt
If not how can I carry... so much money away?
Nasty guy comes with nasty playing style!
Nice guy comes with nice playing style
Mixing the tiles!
Brother Cheng are we in trap with a swindler?
Most likely...
Cheating? I hate people cheating. Don't move!
Discard a tile!
Luckily because recently I adopt
2 god-daughters to handle my robbing business
Otherwise, I won't have time to learn playing mahjong
It's so unlucky...
That I come across a big con artist!
Hey big...big brother Did you see me cheating?
If you don't let people win
Or kill them if they do
Nobody would like to play with you again!
Okay!
Don't let me catch you... or you'll die!
Pal...
Keep playing!
Gong (claiming the fourth West wind identical tile)
... the first Gong in my life!
Pal, you've to discard one!
You look disgusting. Are you cheating?
Auntie Cheng, what did he say?
He said that he looked disgusting
Was he cheating?
Oh, we'd better watch out!
Your turn!
Need to draw a tile
Draw one! Draw one!
Draw one!
Hurry up!
What's going on? Are you having... Ready hand?
That's enough. Do you think I'm blind?
Playing around with the same tile!
You must be cheating Let me take a look!
I can rarely set up this winning 2-fan-tile
And you ruin my game
I've 5 out of 13 terminal tiles What about my loss?
I wanna find out if he's cheating
Very hungry!
Please... please don't This is my one-year breakfast!
In fact I haven't lost my magic power just delay
Turn into a clean place a clean place, a clean place...
Turn into a clean place a clean place...
What happens here?
What happens to your hands?
Forget it, I was robbed!
You'd better tidy up the place
Otherwise, director must kick you out if he sees that!
Don't worry. It'll tidy up itself!
Actually, I still have my magic power Just delay!
Come on, let me prove it!
Turn into shit... into shit... into shit...
Sit down first lt'll be transformed in any minute!
Why turns into shit?
At least a vase can hold flowers!
This is a special shit-pot for flowers
which will never wither!
You are really nice accompany me to watch its transformation
My cousin always messes up with me He just shits everywhere!
You mean your Litter Bug cousin?
He's very good except one thing!
Too dirty?
Too handsome indeed too many girls like him
It's not secure to be his girlfriend
Is he your boyfriend?
I'd rather he looks as ordinary as you!
What're you doing? What're you doing?
Run into a demon! Run into a demon!
I told you it'll be cleaned up by itself!
How come the vase is still a vase not yet to be shit?
Help scratch my back, very itchy
It's not just late but also have no idea of how late will be!
Great! It's so funny!
Are we coming to catch the seats destructor or to watch movie?
How could you still enjoy for having watched it nine times?
Is it that funny?
Almost time for that funny scene clapping flies... very very funny!
Twins, do you hear me?
Over! Godfather
Are we going beyond the line?
We only have three guns and a few knives
There are hundreds of people here...
Can we handle them?
No matter what we have to try it once...
Be brave! We have to rob out of the alley!
Cousins!
Cousin! Cousin!
What are you doing?
My twin cousins!
What you two are doing? Over!
Twins, what's going on? Over!
Don't block it... Shut up!
Indeed your twin cousins are the ones who broke my arms in the alley!
How come you two are so evil now?
Cousin, please help us
We don't want to be bad people!
No matter how evil we are
It's none of your damn business!
Cousin, please help me
Where are my cousins?
They ran towards that way!
Cousin, please help us
We don't want to be bad people!
No matter how evil we are
It's none of your damn business!
Cousin, please help me
Wow... your twin cousins are really bad!
Pal, please turn off your walkie-talkie as I'm using it now!
How about you disconnect yours?
Who are you? Who are you?
IZiALMb@#...
I'm not gonna switch it off You'd better do so. AbcdefghiALM...
You spoke vulgar language...
I must catch you!
The top, action! Over!
Are you bluffing me...!
Godfather!
What happens? Is that a live show?
There isn't any live show but robbery instead!
Stand up! Raise your hands!
Please applaud to our godfather!
Thank you everybody...
It's time for robbery!
Please drop your valuables inside the net as many as you can
Let me make one thing clear
I hate dishonest people!
I'd randomly pick someone to the stage
If I find any more valuables
I'll treat you with these bullets!
Thank you everybody!
May I ask for your cooperation?
I'm finding a pal who has a walkie-talkie and says vulgar language
Silent!
I hate people saying vulgar language
Come up here!?
IZiALMb@#...
Person with overbite and metal glasses frame. Please come forward!
I've already told you. I must get you!
This is...
Only a radio...
For listening to the horse racing!
Rushing out the gate...
the first one is no. 3
Then no. 4, closely followed by no. 5...
Wow... incredible...I just bought
thirty bucks and thirty cents in no. 3, 4 and 5...
Wow... incredible! These three horses are racing in the front
3, 4, 5... 3, 4, 5... 3, 4, 5...
I would be cheated in the past
But I recently learn how to gamble on horse racing
There isn't any game today
Besides, don't you think you can fool me
by this fake overbite?
You swindler always want to cheat me!
Okay, you deserve these bullets!
Left foot or right foot?
Leave us alone! I don't need any assistance!
I can handle it!
Lotus seed! Lotus seed!
Director! Director!
Cousin, please help us promptly
We don't want to be bad people!
Bitch! Son of a bitch!
Let's leave!
Come over!
Yes, boss?
Boss...
Did you two play this trick?
The one whose eyes were poked is our cousin
She is a wizard who is specialized in granting wishes!
We are her cousins a pair of chopsticks originally!
Well, let me take a look how you both turn into a pair of chopsticks
We only transform back to chopsticks when we are scared
You two are very cutie!
Do you think I'm a 3-year-old kid?
So smelly?
Who hates me that much?
Must be Bug!
I forgot to bring him out!
Bug
Bug, I've already told you that director isn't mean to me!
I won't be mean to you any more
Cause I never want to see you...
And your cousin ever again!
You are in deep shit! Bug is very narrow-minded!
She is silly but you can't get rid of her like that!
That'll be great if I can really get rid of her!
What if she really doesn't come back?
I let you be the director!
Let me chase her back!
Do it after you help me take off the pants and get the dessert!
Come over
I'm really... really... mad today!
Can I go?
Wait!
What?
It's not sweet enough Give me more sugar!
Cousin Bug...!
I throw you out because I was afraid that you'd get bored at home...
Jane has already told you that I wasn't mean to her, hasn't she?
I yelled at her... because I wanted her to be good
In fact, I love her very much...
Don't be cheated by my outlook and unkind words...
Actually, I've a big golden heart...
Thank you!
Try on my giant waterbed!
Very comfortable
This floating feeling is...
Damn good!
Actually when you are not here
Fugu and I always sneak in
And lie on it comfortably!
That's alright! Lie on it
Whenever you feel like to
Indeed I've pretty good luck
I had nothing
When I was born
Now I've a decent life
Do we really need this kind of fancy floating life?
I feel dizzy...
You are right!
Why would I want to
sleep like that?
My life's swung like this for decades!
If Litter Bug is her cousin
She is not Jane Lam any more... right?
She is a wizard!
How possibly could we find her...
In such a big city?
You've met my cousin and you know I'm not nuts!
Wanna make wishes?
Yes! What...
what... should I make?
It's always been money for the first one!
Winning a pari-mutuel ticket!
Gotta be a woman for the second one! What type do you like?
Little Britney type!
What's your third one?
Any tip?
You can put it off if you are not ready!
You shouldn't
make the first two in a rush
You should think them over...
What about your first wish?
You can take your time to think it over!
I want... a bowl of bbq pork rice!
Are you serious? For a bowl of bbq pork rice...
Let me remind you:
Only one of you is the wish-owner!
We'd know who that person is only when the wish comes true!
It's very late
Who would that be?
What am I doing here?
I'm here to look for cousin Fugu!
Little Britney!
Excuse me, I'm looking for...
Excuse me, I' m looking for...
Excuse me I don't know who I'm looking for!
Where is here?
Where am I?
Why am I here?
Who am I?
I get it
You are a virtual figure!
Let me introduce myself. I'm Harmy Bobo
The wizard who creates you
He is your master... the director here!
I'll be rich! Let me treat you bbq pork rice
when I win the pari-mutuel ticket!
I'm a virtual figure?
I'm not real? I'm fictional?
You are... my master... director?
Exactly...it's me
Good morning Master!
It's raw. What have you done for so long?
You have to heat up the oil first
Even you add soya sauce on boiling oil you've to heat up the oil again!
I'll cook it well if you dislike the taste...
Time for Collegiate Quiz Show...
I love watching it...
Here is a Win U Boost special:
Collegiate Quiz Show...
Go!
It's the turn for Yan Yan Elementary School!
First question:
What's the velocity for a rocket to offset gravity?
Forty thousand kilometers!
The answer is forty thousand kilometers per hour!
What's the element to make atomic bombs?
Uranium 235!
That's right. Uranium 235!
Black Hole! Relativity theory!
Emperor Guangxu! Akira Kurosawa!
Ice age! Fantasia!
It's the turn for Ming Ming Elementary School!
First question (mahjong game):
You've three Character One three Character Nine
One of each Character two, three, four five, six, seven and eight
How many possibilities can you win?
Nine!
Nine is right!
You are superduper! (in French)
She said that you're great in French!
If she knows French, she must know English!
Of course dear, you're so clever!
How about in Thai?
(in Thai) You are superduper!
Vietnamese?
(in Vietnamese) You are superduper!
Gotta get you in Tibetan!
(in Tibetan) You are superduper!
(in Japanese) Master, you're excellent!
(in Mandarin) You are great!
She is very knowledgeable Does she know any martial arts?
Wow...so perfect
Except her cooking is a bit raw!
It seems no good to peep
But she is a virtual figure
And I'm her master!
We're just friends
Why're you so autocratic?
I don't wanna talk to you...
Don't be afraid! I'm not here for robbery
But leisure instead...
Where did you go?
So irritating! Bug said that we flirted!
Did we flirt?
We never did
Your pair is very cutie!
Your girl is very gorgeous!
Not only that, she is very versatile!
Serious?
Does she know how to make airplane and artillery?
Better ask her!
Don't you know how to make an airplane?
Sure!
How about artillery?
Of course!
She does! And rocket?
Nope! I don't...
I don't know how to make a rocket...
Can you give me back the gum?
We're in trouble! We're in trouble!
My Little Britney, what's going on?
Your girl doesn't look good does she need any ointment?
No...
Godfather!
My Little Britney!
Goddaughters!
Cousins!
Where are my twin goddaughters?
No need to make any rocket...
Don't make it if you don't know how to do so...
Don't scare me!
Where're my goddaughters?
Boss... police are coming!
Let's leave!
I don't know how to make a rocket...
I don't know...
Excuse me sir she is a virtual figure, not real!
She created her!
I'm a wizard!
Any more bullshit, I'll take that person to the mental hospital too!
Just like having a dream!
Piece of shit? Fugu?
Is he one of the guys who had rubbed the lamp?
Jane mankind has already landed on the moon...
Take a look!
You piece of shit...
Shut up!
One small step for man one giant leap for mankind
Jane...
I believe you must be...
... watching TV... somewhere!
Unable to find Jane?
When can we have the first...
... Hong Kong astronaut who lands on the moon?
Tomorrow in 2020!
You know this too?
Don't you remember I am a wizard?
If there were really... a wizard
My first wish is...
... to take pictures and
get the first Hong Kong astronaut's autograph...
... for Jane
Hong Kong Television News is released on every Thursday
It only costs thirty cents!
Dir... director!
You yell at me?
Wanna rebel...
Don't blame director; he is in bad mood!
The girl whom he loves has been caught to Castle Peak Mental Hospital!
The girl suddenly collapsed when they danced
Almost bit off his nose!
Bit off the nose... as well?
That's really suck!
She knows the velocity for a rocket to fly
Able to speak in multi-languages
And good at Taekwondo!
So alike my cousin Jane...
That's her!
Is she your cousin?
We thought that she is a virtual figure... was created by you?
I thought so, didn't I?
My aunt... gave birth to Jane!
She is... in mental hospital
Director danced... with her!
Why are you so damn noisy?
Dancing... you danced with Jane...
Stop like this...
I wanna strangle you...
You should blame me instead
Indeed I told director that I'd created Jane!
I want to make wish...!
Time travels backward director never falls in love with Jane!
My second wish is to strangle director...
My third wish is to strangle director!
Your Little Britney is Jane, his cousin
Did you say that she is fictional? What...
Let me take a look of them!
Holy shit, I'm in deep trouble! Don't scare myself!
Maybe he isn't the wish-owner!
Lots of things happened tonight!
There's one more
Cousin Bug would like to talk to you!
Cousin Bug!
You've to promise me
that no matter how it ends up you can't gulp him down!
I'm scared...
But I'm really in love with Bobo!
I know...
you are Bobo's boyfriend from the start
and I shouldn't get involved!
but I can't control myself
I certainly know that it's not fair to you
But we don't mean to hurt you intentionally
Although we just started
I can promise you that...
I won't let her down!
I'm sorry
Please accept us
and forgive my selfishness!
Bug, I've grown up!
You look too handsome for me!
Bug...
Visit Jane... visit Jane...
One small step for man one giant leap for Hong Kong
This heroic astronaut is always belonged to Hong Kong
He is putting our HKSAR flag onto the moon!
A significant moment in Hong Kong history!
Our heroic astronaut can you describe how you feel?
Very honorable!
Can you describe more?
Proud!
Excellent
I feel proud and honor...
... to witness this significant moment!
Our heroic astronaut is attacked by an unknown subject!
Heroic astronaut...
Where's that piece of shit?
Do you know, wizard?
Fugu is going to meet the astronaut in 2020!
He is the wish-owner!
Why him, not me?
Did you remember his second and third wishes?
To strangle director! To strangle director!
Holly molly! Get into deep trouble...
Once the wishes are made no turn back, must come true!
Fugu will show up at anytime...
And strangle the director!
Where're you going?
How do I know? Just as far as I can go!
It's useless. Fugu can also chase you
as far as you go
He must get you...
... cause he makes the wishes!
Don't blame me
He dies better than I do!
If that shitty shows up I must beat him to death!
If that piece of shit shows up I must beat him to death!
It's useless. Even if you can beat him
He must strangle you before you can do so
Because he owns the wishes!
What kind of wizard are you?
What wishes are they?
Please think of a solution quickly!
Calm down, calm down!
Find the salt fish... find the salt fish!
Call back to school; call back to school!
Don't look for it; you'd better hide yourself!
Where should I hide?
The cage!
Okay... Go and find the salt fish!
Don't panic. It's okay
It's okay...
Director, I've taken pictures...
... with the astronaut on the moon!
Taking pictures...
Why do you strangle my neck?
If you can go to the moon
You'd strangle me as well!
You die... is better than I do!
You strangle me... I strangle you...
I find it!
Who had chopped up my salt fish?
Fugu steamed it up!
Please don't fight!
Turn into a phone... turn into a phone turn into a phone...
Don't move everybody!
I'm not here for robbery but to catch someone instead!
Take the cage away as well!
My goddaughters told me
That one of you has three wishes
I don't care who has it. I only need one
To get my goddaughters back!
You folks discuss it!
Can you get back your twin cousins?
He is insane!
My aunt has already escorted them back!
How's it, Miss Wizard?
Since you know her wizard identity aren't you afraid of her?
I miss my goddaughters so much that I'm not afraid of anyone
How's it, Wizard?
I really don't know how to bring them back to you now!
No matter what don't admit of having wishes!
Who owns wishes?
We don't!
How about Mr. Honest? Do you own any wish?
Nope!
Who actually owns wishes between both of you?
We both have!
Lying My twin goddaughters told me
that only 1 person is the wish-owner!
Cousin wizard don't you know who owns wishes?
I know but I won't tell you
I've no idea how you'd treat him!
You both...
Excuse me
I'm officially robbing your wishes!
I've no more!
My first wish is to go to the moon
My second and my third wishes are...
To strangle director... to strangle director
I've no more!
I hate dishonest people!
I give you three minutes to strangle him
If he doesn't die, that means you're lying
And I'll beat you to death!
Start counting now!
To strangle you...
Start the car!
I don't know how to drive...
The rear mirror...
Ignite the engine... the clutch... the clutch
The stick-shift... the stick-shift
Director...
Get off!
Don't move!
This car is for trapping people!
If you don't strangle him I'll strangle you!
You still have...
10, 9, 8, 7, 6
5, 4, 3, 2, 1
I can't!
Time's up!
If he doesn't die, you would...
Any stratagem?
Even a wizard can't help!
You shitty...
You are a bastard too!
I've enough!
Are you really not giving me back my goddaughters?
Okay, this is what you deserve!
Who'd like to be the first to die?
If you don't make your decision let me do so!
You...
Let me take up her position!
Okay, I let you be the first one!
Litter Bug I miss my goddaughters so much
That I'm not afraid of you!
Bug!
Salt fish? My salt fish!
Harmy Bobo, what've you done?
How could a person die twice?
It doesn't make sense! How about delete it?
Okay! Okay!
She deserves not graduated! Yup!
You can make two new wishes again...
... to replace the duplicate ones!
Hold on. This shouldn't be done in a rush
Think it over carefully, understand?
I wish Jane, to get well soon!
Sorry!
Jane! Little Britney!
I've no time to fall in love!
I hope I can send the first Hong Kong astronaut to the moon in 2020
Time is very tight only 50 years left
Bye!
If Fugu finishes making his third wish
you've to go back to school...
I can't see you any more!
Yes!
My third wish is...
you don't even let me say farewell before she leaves!
What do you make?
I want... everybody has a wish!
I'm the principal of Hogwartts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry
Everyone has a wish!
You go ahead!
Mr. Principal, of course I'd like to be rich!
You prefer to profit by other's toiler or create your own fortune?
lt'll be great if I can profit by other people's toil.
Do you want healthy other than wealthy?
I wanna be healthy!
Do you want wealthy other than healthy?
Do you think I can have both wealth and health forever?
Only one wish!
Can I be, a happy man forever?
Do you want unhappiness as well?
Nope!
If you don't want the unhappiness
how could you reflect your happiness?
Director?
Next!
I'm Fu...gu
Principal I'd like to learn witch...craft!
Next!
I'd like to learn witchcraft I'd like to see Bobo again!
That'll be great!
Next!
Principal, I've no wish
Can I learn witchcraft?
Everyone goes to learn witchcraft
I want it too!
Principal, he keeps imitating you!
Oh... pretty good imitation!
Okay, your wish is granted!
Welcome to School of Witchcraft and Wizardry
I hope your wish comes true!
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