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Key & Peele: Obama Loses His S**T

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    (Hail to the Chief
    by James Sanderson)
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    - Good evening my
    fellow Americans.
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    Now, before I begin,
    I just want to say
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    that I know a lot
    of people out there
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    seem to think that
    I don't get angry.
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    That's just not true.
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    I get angry a lot.
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    It's just the way
    I express passion
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    is different from most.
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    So, just so there's
    no more confusion,
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    we've hired Luther here
    to be my anger translator.
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    Luther.
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    - Hi.
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    - First off, concerning
    the recent developments
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    in the Middle Eastern region,
    I just want to reiterate
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    our unflinching
    support for all people
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    and their right to a
    democratic process.
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    - Hey, all y'all
    dictators out there,
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    keep messing around
    and see what happens.
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    Just see what happens.
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    Watch.
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    - Also, to the goverments
    of Iran and North Korea,
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    we once again urge you
    to discontinue your
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    uranium enrichment programs.
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    - Hey, Machmud, Kim
    Jong, I think I already
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    done told both y'all
    86 your shit, bitches.
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    Or I'm going to come over there
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    and do it for y'all!
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    Please test me and
    see what happens.
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    - On the domestic front,
    I just want to say
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    to my critics, I
    hear your voices
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    and I'm aware of your concerns.
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    - So maybe if you could
    chill the hell out
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    for like a second, then
    maybe I could focus
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    on some shit, you know?
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    - That goes for everybody.
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    Including members
    of the Tea Party.
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    - Oh don't even get
    me started on these
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    motherfuckers right here.
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    - I want to assure you
    that we will be looking
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    for new compromises with the GOP
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    in the months ahead.
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    - And you know
    these motherfuckers
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    are going to say no before
    I even suggest some shit.
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    - I know a lot of folks
    say that I haven't
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    done a good job at
    communicating my accomplishments
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    to the public.
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    - Because y'all
    motherfuckers don't listen!
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    - Since being in office,
    we've created three million
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    new jobs.
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    - Three million new jobs!
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    - We ended the war in Iraq.
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    - Ended the war, y'all.
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    We ended a war.
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    Remember that?
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    - These achievements
    should serve as a reminder
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    that I am on your side.
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    - I am not a Muslim.
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    - And that my intentions
    as your president
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    are coming from the right place.
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    - They coming from Hawaii
    which is where I'm from
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    which is in the United
    States of America, y'all.
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    Okay?
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    This is ridiculous.
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    I have a birth certificate.
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    I have a birth certificate.
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    I have a hot diggity
    daggety mama-say
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    mama-sa birth certificate
    you dumb ass crackers!
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    - Okay, Luther, rope it in.
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    - Dial it back, Luther, damn.
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    - In conclusion, last
    night I had a conversation
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    with Michelle.
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    - I says, "Bitch."
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    - Nope, I did not say that.
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    I did not say that.
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    - I did not say that.
Title:
Key & Peele: Obama Loses His S**T
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When Obama addresses his fellow Americans, his anger translator Luther helps him get his real message across.

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Video Language:
English
Duration:
02:48

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