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How does it feel to be
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the same sex as Donald Trump?
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How does it feel to be
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the same sex as Sarah Palin?
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How does it feel to be
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the same sex as Michelle Bachman?
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How does it feel to be the
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same sex as anybody you disagree with?
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Why does it even matter
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whether or not you're the
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same gender as somebody else?
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I mean, I'm also the same
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gender as Abraham Lincoln, Einstein,
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and the guy who introduced
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chocolate to the Western world.
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So what are you even getting
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at with this question?
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Are you trying to say Donald Trump
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is bad, and Donald Trump
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is a man, therefore men are bad?
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Why do you hate rom-coms?
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Or do you just feel like you
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need to hate them?
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Everybody likes The Notebook,
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everybody likes Beyoncé.
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It's just a fact.
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Men hate romantic comedies
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for the same reason you
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hate video games with
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over-sexualized female characters.
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The men in these movies are
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always willing to sacrifice
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their careers, their dreams,
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even their lives to win
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the lead females' affection.
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Now I don't have any empirical
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it seems to me that
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romantic comedies and
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romance movies in general
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cause women to have unrealistic
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expectations of men and what
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love should be like, and these
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become the expectations
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that men have to live up to,
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and it's unfair.
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Feminists like to bitch
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about poor representation of women
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in media intended for men
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because they promote body issues
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and shit like that
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And I agree, to at least, an extent
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But it's not any better for men
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When we're expected to be Prince Charming,
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ready and willing to sacrifice themselves
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physically, mentally, and emotionally
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And we're called selfish for daring to
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have our own desires
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or even misogynistic for daring to draw
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attention to our own problems.
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These movies appeal to the female fantasy
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of having a night in shining armor
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swear their entire existence to pleasing
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them, and thus reinforce these notions
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within their target audience of women
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like you that you somehow deserve
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to have your boyfriends and husbands
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give up everything that makes them
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who they are and basically dehumanize
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themselves for your pleasure and
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devote 100% of their time and energy
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to you. The fact that some of you
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watching this are scoffing at what I
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just said only proves my point.
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You have fooled yourself into thinking
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that I'm somehow the one whose being
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selfish when I object to the notion
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that men should be expected to cave
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into all of your demands, for the sake of
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your perverted idealistic conception
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of love. And I have no doubts that
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some of you will accuse me of being
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bitter at some ex girlfriend for saying
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that, but I'm not and I will
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pre-emptively characterize such an
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argument as out cropping of the
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very mentality that I'm talking about.
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You expect all of your demands to be
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catered to, and any man who is unwilling
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or unable to cater to them must have
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something wrong with them. Us men are
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human beings with our own interests and
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goals, and it's selfish for you to expect
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us to give all that up for you.
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But these movies condition you to expect
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exactly that. And that is why we hate
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romantic comedies. We don't see anything
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romantic about them. What we see is the
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reinforcement of unfair and unreasonable
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expectations about what we should be doing
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with our own lives. Also, fuck Beyonce.
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"Why do you make women sit around and talk
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about men in movies when y'all easily just
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sit around and talk about boobs for hours?
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One, I don't know, maybe you should be
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asking that to people who rent romantic
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comedies you like so much, because
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those are the movies which have women
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sitting around talking about men. Or,
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better yet, instead of complaining about
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how writers depict women in their movies,
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maybe you should try being the change you
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want to see and write your own damn movie.
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Then you could make the female characters
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sit around and talk about whatever you
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want. Like how men are oppressing them, or
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how men are objectifying them or how men
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are such pigs, or how men spread their
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legs too far apart on the subway, or how
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men hate romantic comedies. There's
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nothing stopping you.
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Two, you're referring to the Bechdel Test,
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which is bullshit. All the Twilight movies
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pass the Bechdel Test, but I think you'd
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hesitate to call any of those movies
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"pro-feminist."
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Three, I don't know a single guy who ever
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talks about boobs for hours at a time.
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I think the only guys who do are medical
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students learning how to conduct
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mammograms. You want to know what most of
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the men I know talk about? Movies, video
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games, politics, religion, music, sports,
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cars, boats, technology, work, guns,
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hunting, places they've been to, people
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they've met, and so on. The subject of
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boobs actually rarely ever comes up.
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Contrary to what you may have been told in
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your Women's Studies class, men don't
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think about sex constantly. If we did, we
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would never have invented the camera
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equipment you used to make this video.
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Four. If anybody's talking about boobs for
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hours at a time, it's feminists. You're
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the ones who are always whining about
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the designs of fictional characters,
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complaining that fat girls' tits are too
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big. And in all honesty, the only time I
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ever even think about a comic book
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character's tits is when I hear a feminist
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bring it up. So I think maybe you're
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projecting.
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"Why do you automatically assume that you
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won't like the TV or movies that star a
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female lead?"
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I don't. In fact, some of my favorite
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movies and TV shows have female leads.
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I don't know a single man who has ever
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scoffed at the notion of watching a movie
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or TV show just because it has a female
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protagonist. However, I have seen
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feminists scoff at anything with a male
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lead.
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"Why are you surprised when women are
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funny?" "I'm probably funnier than you!"
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I'm not surprised when women are funny.
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There are plenty of funny women out there.
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[names not recognized], et cetera.
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But I will say that, in general, women are
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not as funny as men, and I think most
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women won't agree with that statement.
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I also think there's a reason for this.
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See if you understand what humor is
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and how it works, which I'm guessing
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you don't because you're feminists,
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then you know that the things that make
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laugh often have their roots in very dark
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subject matter.
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To quote the amazing atheist,
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"These people who are fucking offended
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by rape jokes don't even understand
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humor. They don't understand- They
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think of humor as like a happy thing,
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because humor makes us laugh and laughter
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makes us happy, but a lot of the time
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they don't seem to notice that what we're
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actually laughing at is quite dark and
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morbid. Like if you actually look at it
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and examine the jokes, and look at the
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exaggeration and try to figure out the
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mechanics of how the joke works,
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why does it work; you're gonna find that
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a lot of jokes have their genesis in pain
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and suffering. Because laughter is this
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great transcendent tool we have, where
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we can take something that- that's bitter
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and difficult to comprehend or deal with,
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and make it something funny.
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Like if I take a joke like "How many
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police officers does it take change a
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light bulb?"
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"None, they just beat the room for being
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black." you know that joke has it's
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genesis in some very serious, very dark
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shit. And that joke is not making light
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of the fact that people have suffered,
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or it's not making light of the fact that
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people, you know, marched in the Civil
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Rights Movement, or- or that people are
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racial discriminated against, or police
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brutality. It's not making light of any
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of that. What it's doing is it's taking
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that pain and it's taking that dark
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subject matter, and it's helping us
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transcend it for a moment. And view
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the absurdity of our circumstance.
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Because that is what humor is supposed to
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do. Humor at it's best takes the elements
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of the world that are dark and horrible,
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and shows you there absurdity. It shows
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you the absurdity of the human condition.
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and that is important."
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See men are socially conditioned to not
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talk openly and honestly about their
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feelings, which I'll talk more about
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later, and that's why we cultivate a sense
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of humor. The only way we can really talk
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about the things that upset us is if
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we do it through the filter of comedy.
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But women have the clears throat
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"privilege" to not be subject to social
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conditioning, and so they don't feel the
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need to cultivate a sense of humor.
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And that's why women, in general, aren't
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as funny and men. That isn't to say that
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all men are funny, or that all women are
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unfunny. It's just that in general men are
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funnier than women. I'm sorry but that's
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how it is. Also no- I'd rather strongly
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doubt that you're funnier than me.
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And it's not because you're a women.
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Just judging by how you look and talk,
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I'm willing to bet that your sense of
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humor boils down to saying something rude,
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and then following it with "Just kidding".
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I mean I'm not the funniest person in
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the world but if you think of yourself
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as the funny one, you probably lack the
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objectivity to realizing that everybody
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else in your circle of friends probably
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thinks of you as the "annoying one".
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Just kidding, actually I'm not.
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"Why do you think we're obsessed with you
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when we hook up?" "Nine times out of
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ten, I just want you to leave too, I'm
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busy, I got shit to do."
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Probably because you do shit like text
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us 50 times in the space of one hour, and
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slash our tires when we dump you after you
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accuse us of cheating because you saw our
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sister's name in our call history. Also
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what shit could you possibly have to do?
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Pluck your eyebrows to the point
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where they're so unnaturally clean around
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the edges that they look like they're
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drawn on? Spend your husband's money
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on more frumpy sweaters? Buy a tub of
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Ben & Jerry's and watch Glee? Or write
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more questions for men to answer
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because you're so lacking in self
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awareness that you can't figure out the
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answers for yourself?
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"Why can't I sleep as many people as I
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want to without being judged? When men do
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it, they're congratulated"
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Go ahead and sleep with as many
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people as you want. I don't give a shit,
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but once again I don't know anybody who
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would. The only time I would care is if I
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was dating you, because if you told me
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you've been with 20 other guys before
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I met you, I would naturally assume that
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there was something wrong with you
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if you've been in so many relationships
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and have them all fail. Not to mention the
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fact that your substantially more
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likely to be carrying an STD. And I think
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it's perfectly reasonable for a woman to
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view men who have slept with a lot of
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other women the same way. Also who's
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congratulating men for sleeping around?
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I don't see any guys walking around with
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trophies for fucking everyone they've
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met. It's not like having sex with easy
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women is some kind of achievement.
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Furthermore, I would say that most media
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portrays men who do that as assholes
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who should be looked at with content.
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I mean -name not recognized- isn't
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exactly portrayed as a model citizen.
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By the way studies have found that the
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majority of people who slut shame women,
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are other women. Maybe you should be
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directing this question at them and not
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men.
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"Why do you consider a woman a tease,
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if she does sleep with you after three
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dates, but a slut if she sleeps with you
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on the first date?"
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Why do you consider a man a douchebag if
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he doesn't call you back three days after
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he meets you, but desperate if he calls
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you the next day?
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"In what world does no mean yes?"
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"No means no."
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I don't know anybody who thinks no
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means yes. Also this question seems to be
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in the spirit of the feminist notion that
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all men are potential rapists. Which
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simply isn't true. I already talked about
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this at length in my other video, "'Teach
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men not to rape' is a stupid rhetoric".
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Moving on.
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"Why do you say that women are too
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emotional to be leaders"
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whispering: maybe if feminist argued
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with logics instead of feelings, people
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wouldn't think that.
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"Then justify cat calling by saying
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'men just can't control themselves'"
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I've never heard a man say either, I have
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hear women say both though.
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"Why do you think that just because
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you're nice to me, I owe you my body?"
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Why do you think that just because I'm
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nice to you that I want your body.
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"Sometimes I've been walking down the
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street, hysterically crying because my cat
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was missing, and a man came up and
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was like 'Hey what's up, why are you
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crying? Can I talk to you?'
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"But I want to continue this, so when
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the guy up to you and asked you
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how you were doing, did you judge his
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intentions, or do you feel like-"
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"I was like what the hell is wrong with
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you I'm hysterically crying, holding
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flyers that say missing cat."
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"Wait what if he was checking how you were
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doing because you were crying?"
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"No he was- It was a catcall, it was like
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a 'Hey pretty lady, like what's going on-"
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"What if he was trying to be sweet to get
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into you, like 'hey pretty lady, why are
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you crying?'"
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"He's not entitled to my time, honestly"
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"If he had not said anything to you, then
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he's a dick because he's a guy in society
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who saw a girl crying and didn't do
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anything."
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"But it's a different- If he's saying that
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to get my number, that's different that
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him coming up and saying 'Whats
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wrong, if I see your cat around, I'll let
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you know. Like that's a different thing"
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"But how is he going to know about your
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cat, he saw a girl crying on the street"
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"Well, it was just- I was hanging up the
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flyers."
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"Now I'll now if I ever see a girl crying
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on the street, and she's hysterical and
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she might've just lost her parents and
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has nobody, I shouldn't go up to her
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because she might think I'm objectify her"
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"She doesn't know you. She doesn't know
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you."
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"But we're humans, we should care about
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each other."
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"Of course, of course, but I think you
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have to understand what you come off
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as to women. They don't know you. It's
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like if a brown bear came up and said
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hello to you. Like you just have to like-"
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"Why would you ever send an unsolicited
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dick pic?"
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I wouldn't. If you didn't give out your
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phone number to the types of guys you meet
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in night clubs, you know the type of guys
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who go to such clubs for the specific
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purpose of meeting women, and who read
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books about how to be a pick up artist;
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maybe you wouldn't be getting dick pics
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from them.
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"Why do you feel like it's okay to harrass
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women, or make offensive comments about
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women, but when somebody does it to your
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sister, it's not okay?"
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Why do you feel like it's okay to make
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these misandrist videos which paint all
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men as sexual harassers or rapists, but
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when somebody treats your son that way,
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it's not okay?
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"How does it feel to interrupt me when
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I'm in the middle of making a point
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during a meetings?"
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You make it sound like the only people
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who have ever interrupted you are men.
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I smell confirmation bias. Hey have you
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ever stopped to think that maybe people
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interrupt you because they realize you're
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talking shit and wasting time after only
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two sentences.
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"Why do you have to sit with your legs
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so wide open?"
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"I get that you have balls, but I don't
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stand around with my arms wide open
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to make room for my boobs."
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Maybe that's because your boobs don't get
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squished between your arms when you stand
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normally with your arms down by your
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sides. A man's balls are literally between
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his legs, and they do get squished if he
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puts his legs together. It's not exactly
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an apt comparison. Furthermore, why
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do you even care? I don't see you
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complaining about women taking up
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two seats with their bags.
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"Why are women perceived as the weaker
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sex? Even though we literally birth you,
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like watermelons through like 'this'"
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Because physical strength has nothing to
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do with your ability to give birth. Women
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are, generally speaking, not as physically
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strong as men. The average man has about
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50% greater upper body strength than the
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average woman. I'm sorry but that's just
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simple biology. There's also the fact
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that men are by in large the one's who go
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to war and fight and die to protect you.
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Men are the ones who work the dangerous
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jobs to make your comfortable lifestyle in
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the industrialized world possible.
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And historically men are also the ones
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who have gone out into the unforgiving
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wilderness to kill dangerous animals so
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ungrateful entitled women like you could
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eat. You as a woman are substantially less
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likely to die during your daily activities
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and you don't have to worry about being
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called a deadbeat for not risking life in
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a factory or field for the benefit of
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others. Nor do you have to worry about
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being told you don't have a real job
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because you work with computers or push
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pencils in a safe, clean environment.
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Women work soft cushy jobs compared to
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men and that's why women make only 7% of
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workplace fatalities despite making up 47%
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of the work force. That is why you're
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perceived as the weaker sex. If you
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don't want people to see you that way,
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then get out of your comfortable air
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conditioned studio and go work on a
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craving boat on a coal mine. You're
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always complaining about employment
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discrimination, so go ahead, take the
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dirty dangerous jobs and show us all just
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how strong and tough you are. And look
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I don't begrudge women for working jobs
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that don't put them in danger and I will
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freely admit that my job isn't
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particularly dangerous; but if you're
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going to sit there and act like women
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are stronger than men just because you can
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give birth, something which you have a
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0.0002 percent chance of dying from if you
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live in the United States, and that's up
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from 15 years ago, then you can fuck right
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off. By the way passing a kidney stone
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hurts more than giving birth. Any woman
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who has experienced both will tell you
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that, and men get them more often so
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blow me.