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Do Not Separate Them... || Mariyam Is Now A Marketable Plushie

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    subtitles by moriko + loser 101
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    Do you or a loved one suffer from
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    a lack of maternal care in your life?
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    that sucks.
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    The Mariyam plushie can relieve headaches.
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    She can treat Sickle Cell Anemia.
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    The Mariyam plushie can relieve headaches.
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    She can.
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    She can. We promise.
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    The Mariyam plush is built upon
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    the failures of past prototypes,
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    so shes really cool.
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    Good job. (x16)
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    steve jobs
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    throat clearing (x2)
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    On July 10th, Makeship will host a
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    purchasing page for the Mariyam plush.
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    From there, a minimum number of orders
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    will be need in order for Mariyam
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    to be given life.
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    If this number is not met, buyers will
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    receive a full refund of their purchase,
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    and the Mariyam plush will be unable
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    to breathe their first breath...
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    However, if this number is met,
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    anyone who placed
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    an order will
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    recieve their very own
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    Mariyam plush
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    companion.
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    Those interested will have until July 31st
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    to decide Mariyam's fate.
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    The Mariyam plush companion friend
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    is a one time thing.
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    Once the campaign ends,
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    the Mariyam plush
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    wont be for sale
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    again.
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    The Mariyam plush is-
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    (muffled) cool. shes so cool. and awesome.
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    she's my best friend.
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    the mariyam plushie is,
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    the best.
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    the best.
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    the BEST.
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    wow. i love you,
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    Mariyam plushie :)
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    Side effects may include: headaches nausea
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    dizziness shortness of breath
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    change in appetite sickle cell anemia
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    and Endless Quantum Suicide.
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    With the Mariyam plush, you will.
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    Thank you. (AUGH IM TIREDDD -moriko)
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    (did my best for muffed parts-loser101)
Title:
Do Not Separate Them... || Mariyam Is Now A Marketable Plushie
Description:

mariyam is now a marketable plushie!
available july 10 at 2pmCT
https://www.makeship.com/products/mariyam-plush

the tamari plush sold over 2,000 new friends - we're hoping maybe mariyam can get to 1,500! of course the minimum requirement for production is still 200, but as the better sibling, mariyam deserves all the support they can get

thank you so much to @VocaCircus for narrating this trailer again!

disclaimer: please read through the "shipping and returns" and "how do campaigns work?" sections before buying!
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Video Language:
English
Duration:
03:11

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