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Dialogue: 0,0:00:00.00,0:00:04.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,subtitles by moriko + loser 101
Dialogue: 0,0:00:10.52,0:00:12.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Do you or a loved one suffer from
Dialogue: 0,0:00:12.81,0:00:15.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,a lack of maternal care in your life?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:19.36,0:00:20.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that sucks.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:23.96,0:00:27.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The Mariyam plushie can relieve headaches.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:27.96,0:00:30.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,She can treat Sickle Cell Anemia.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:32.71,0:00:35.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The Mariyam plushie can relieve headaches.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:37.76,0:00:40.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,She can.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:40.41,0:00:41.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,She can. We promise.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:46.97,0:00:48.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The Mariyam plush is built upon
Dialogue: 0,0:00:48.62,0:00:50.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the failures of past prototypes,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:50.72,0:00:52.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,so shes really cool.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:59.39,0:01:03.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Good job. (x16)
Dialogue: 0,0:01:08.42,0:01:09.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,steve jobs
Dialogue: 0,0:01:17.90,0:01:19.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,throat clearing (x2)
Dialogue: 0,0:01:21.97,0:01:24.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,On July 10th, Makeship will host a
Dialogue: 0,0:01:24.86,0:01:27.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,purchasing page for the Mariyam plush.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:29.80,0:01:32.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,From there, a minimum number of orders
Dialogue: 0,0:01:32.25,0:01:34.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,will be need in order for Mariyam
Dialogue: 0,0:01:34.44,0:01:36.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to be given life.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:36.88,0:01:39.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If this number is not met, buyers will
Dialogue: 0,0:01:39.25,0:01:41.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,receive a full refund of their purchase,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:42.64,0:01:44.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and the Mariyam plush will be unable
Dialogue: 0,0:01:44.89,0:01:46.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to breathe their first breath...
Dialogue: 0,0:01:47.27,0:01:49.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,However, if this number is met,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:50.63,0:01:51.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,anyone who placed
Dialogue: 0,0:01:51.61,0:01:52.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,an order will
Dialogue: 0,0:01:52.35,0:01:53.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,recieve their very own
Dialogue: 0,0:01:53.89,0:01:54.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Mariyam plush
Dialogue: 0,0:01:54.70,0:01:55.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,companion.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:56.98,0:01:59.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Those interested will have until July 31st
Dialogue: 0,0:02:00.16,0:02:02.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to decide Mariyam's fate.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:03.52,0:02:05.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The Mariyam plush companion friend
Dialogue: 0,0:02:05.29,0:02:06.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,is a one time thing.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:06.96,0:02:08.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Once the campaign ends,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:09.21,0:02:10.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the Mariyam plush
Dialogue: 0,0:02:10.30,0:02:11.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,wont be for sale
Dialogue: 0,0:02:11.19,0:02:12.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,again.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:17.89,0:02:19.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The Mariyam plush is-
Dialogue: 0,0:02:19.12,0:02:22.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(muffled) cool. shes so cool. and awesome.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:22.77,0:02:23.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,she's my best friend.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:24.59,0:02:25.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the mariyam plushie is,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:25.99,0:02:26.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the best.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:27.47,0:02:28.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the best.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:29.01,0:02:30.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the BEST.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:30.71,0:02:31.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,wow. i love you,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:31.99,0:02:32.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Mariyam plushie :)
Dialogue: 0,0:02:39.52,0:02:41.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Side effects may include: headaches nausea
Dialogue: 0,0:02:41.74,0:02:43.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,dizziness shortness of breath
Dialogue: 0,0:02:43.16,0:02:44.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,change in appetite sickle cell anemia
Dialogue: 0,0:02:44.97,0:02:47.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and Endless Quantum Suicide.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:48.60,0:02:51.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,With the Mariyam plush, you will.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:52.34,0:02:54.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Thank you. (AUGH IM TIREDDD -moriko)
Dialogue: 0,0:02:54.06,0:02:56.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(did my best for muffed parts-loser101)