subtitles by moriko + loser 101

Do you or a loved one suffer from

a lack of maternal care in your life?

that sucks.

The Mariyam plushie can relieve headaches.

She can treat Sickle Cell Anemia.

The Mariyam plushie can relieve headaches.

She can.

She can. We promise.

The Mariyam plush is built upon

the failures of past prototypes,

so shes really cool.

Good job. (x16)

steve jobs

throat clearing (x2)

On July 10th, Makeship will host a

purchasing page for the Mariyam plush.

From there, a minimum number of orders

will be need in order for Mariyam

to be given life.

If this number is not met, buyers will

receive a full refund of their purchase,

and the Mariyam plush will be unable

to breathe their first breath...

However, if this number is met,

anyone who placed

an order will

recieve their very own

Mariyam plush

companion.

Those interested will have until July 31st

to decide Mariyam's fate.

The Mariyam plush companion friend

is a one time thing.

Once the campaign ends,

the Mariyam plush

wont be for sale

again.

The Mariyam plush is-

(muffled) cool. shes so cool. and awesome.

she's my best friend.

the mariyam plushie is,

the best.

the best.

the BEST.

wow. i love you,

Mariyam plushie :)

Side effects may include: headaches nausea

dizziness shortness of breath

change in appetite sickle cell anemia

and Endless Quantum Suicide.

With the Mariyam plush, you will.

Thank you. (AUGH IM TIREDDD -moriko)

(did my best for muffed parts-loser101)