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- ...have you seen, now everybody takes those pictures of their legs at the beach
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those look like wieners to me
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- ...are you at the beach?
- No, those are actually wieners
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- go take a bath!
- who gives a fuck! Turn off that phone!
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- No...not again!
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- I can't stand it anymore, it's unthinkable! It's absurd!
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- I think it was a mistake to make that video
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because now I hear it way more often than before. Do yo understand what the problem is?
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You know what makes me mad? The fact that
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people recognize me on the street now,
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asking me to sing "Despacito"
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as if I was the singer! I already hated it!
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- I guess nobody would recognize him
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- should he walk down the street!
- Exactly! Who's this Fonsi?
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- he just did one hit...
- I also think that this is the worst time
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- ...to listen "Despacito"! There's the chance
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-...you go to the beach, just to chill a little bit
- You want to relax ...
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- you lie on the deckchair and "Despacito" starts playing.
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Then maybe after a while the entertainer comes too
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- and he says "come on, let's dance, let's sing!"
- He wants us to dance to "Despacito"
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- ...but i don't wanna sing it anymore!
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i can't stand it anymore...
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- Oh guys come on, seriously...
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- If I say another spanish word
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please, slap me!
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- Switch off the radio
- I turned it off, guys...
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- Turn off that radio!
- it's off...it's off!
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- where does this music come from?
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- ¡Los italiano!
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Enrique Iglesias!
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I've been following you since "un, dos tres Maria!"
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Maria...that...
