- ...have you seen, now everybody takes those pictures of their legs at the beach
those look like wieners to me
- ...are you at the beach? - No, those are actually wieners
- go take a bath! - who gives a fuck! Turn off that phone!
- No...not again!
- I can't stand it anymore, it's unthinkable! It's absurd!
- I think it was a mistake to make that video
because now I hear it way more often than before. Do yo understand what the problem is?
You know what makes me mad? The fact that
people recognize me on the street now,
asking me to sing "Despacito"
as if I was the singer! I already hated it!
- I guess nobody would recognize him
- should he walk down the street! - Exactly! Who's this Fonsi?
- he just did one hit... - I also think that this is the worst time
- ...to listen "Despacito"! There's the chance
-...you go to the beach, just to chill a little bit - You want to relax ...
- you lie on the deckchair and "Despacito" starts playing.
Then maybe after a while the entertainer comes too
- and he says "come on, let's dance, let's sing!" - He wants us to dance to "Despacito"
- ...but i don't wanna sing it anymore!
i can't stand it anymore...
- Oh guys come on, seriously...
- If I say another spanish word
please, slap me!
- Switch off the radio - I turned it off, guys...
- Turn off that radio! - it's off...it's off!
- where does this music come from?
- Â¡Los italiano!
Enrique Iglesias!
I've been following you since "un, dos tres Maria!"
Maria...that...