WEBVTT 00:00:00.140 --> 00:00:03.740 - ...have you seen, now everybody takes those pictures of their legs at the beach 00:00:03.740 --> 00:00:04.700 those look like wieners to me 00:00:04.700 --> 00:00:06.600 - ...are you at the beach? - No, those are actually wieners 00:00:06.600 --> 00:00:09.720 - go take a bath! - who gives a fuck! Turn off that phone! 00:00:09.720 --> 00:00:11.720 - No...not again! 00:00:11.720 --> 00:00:14.160 - I can't stand it anymore, it's unthinkable! It's absurd! 00:00:14.160 --> 00:00:16.320 - I think it was a mistake to make that video 00:00:16.320 --> 00:00:18.420 because now I hear it way more often than before. Do yo understand what the problem is? 00:00:18.420 --> 00:00:20.200 You know what makes me mad? The fact that 00:00:20.200 --> 00:00:21.800 people recognize me on the street now, 00:00:22.020 --> 00:00:23.720 asking me to sing "Despacito" 00:00:23.720 --> 00:00:26.140 as if I was the singer! I already hated it! 00:00:26.140 --> 00:00:28.200 - I guess nobody would recognize him 00:00:28.200 --> 00:00:30.360 - should he walk down the street! - Exactly! Who's this Fonsi? 00:00:30.360 --> 00:00:32.540 - he just did one hit... - I also think that this is the worst time 00:00:32.540 --> 00:00:34.380 - ...to listen "Despacito"! There's the chance 00:00:34.380 --> 00:00:36.380 -...you go to the beach, just to chill a little bit - You want to relax ... 00:00:36.380 --> 00:00:38.840 - you lie on the deckchair and "Despacito" starts playing. 00:00:38.840 --> 00:00:41.580 Then maybe after a while the entertainer comes too 00:00:41.580 --> 00:00:44.000 - and he says "come on, let's dance, let's sing!" - He wants us to dance to "Despacito" 00:00:44.120 --> 00:00:45.180 - ...but i don't wanna sing it anymore! 00:00:45.240 --> 00:00:47.160 i can't stand it anymore... 00:00:52.940 --> 00:00:54.940 - Oh guys come on, seriously... 00:00:54.940 --> 00:00:56.940 - If I say another spanish word 00:00:56.940 --> 00:00:58.540 please, slap me! 00:00:58.540 --> 00:01:00.260 - Switch off the radio - I turned it off, guys... 00:01:00.260 --> 00:01:03.240 - Turn off that radio! - it's off...it's off! 00:01:03.260 --> 00:01:05.260 - where does this music come from? 00:01:16.640 --> 00:01:18.060 - ¡Los italiano! 00:01:24.100 --> 00:01:26.100 Enrique Iglesias! 00:01:53.080 --> 00:01:55.080 I've been following you since "un, dos tres Maria!" 00:01:55.080 --> 00:00:00.000 Maria...that...