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Dialogue: 0,0:00:00.14,0:00:03.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- ...have you seen, now everybody takes those pictures of their legs at the beach
Dialogue: 0,0:00:03.74,0:00:04.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,those look like wieners to me
Dialogue: 0,0:00:04.70,0:00:06.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- ...are you at the beach?\N- No, those are actually wieners
Dialogue: 0,0:00:06.60,0:00:09.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- go take a bath!\N- who gives a fuck! Turn off that phone!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:09.72,0:00:11.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- No...not again!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:11.72,0:00:14.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- I can't stand it anymore, it's unthinkable! It's absurd!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:14.16,0:00:16.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- I think it was a mistake to make that video
Dialogue: 0,0:00:16.32,0:00:18.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,because now I hear it way more often than before. Do yo understand what the problem is?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:18.42,0:00:20.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You know what makes me mad? The fact that
Dialogue: 0,0:00:20.20,0:00:21.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,people recognize me on the street now,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:22.02,0:00:23.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,asking me to sing "Despacito"
Dialogue: 0,0:00:23.72,0:00:26.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,as if I was the singer! I already hated it!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:26.14,0:00:28.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- I guess nobody would recognize him
Dialogue: 0,0:00:28.20,0:00:30.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- should he walk down the street!\N- Exactly! Who's this Fonsi?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:30.36,0:00:32.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- he just did one hit...\N- I also think that this is the worst time
Dialogue: 0,0:00:32.54,0:00:34.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- ...to listen "Despacito"! There's the chance
Dialogue: 0,0:00:34.38,0:00:36.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-...you go to the beach, just to chill a little bit\N- You want to relax ...
Dialogue: 0,0:00:36.38,0:00:38.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- you lie on the deckchair and "Despacito" starts playing.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:38.84,0:00:41.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Then maybe after a while the entertainer comes too
Dialogue: 0,0:00:41.58,0:00:44.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- and he says "come on, let's dance, let's sing!"\N- He wants us to dance to "Despacito"
Dialogue: 0,0:00:44.12,0:00:45.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- ...but i don't wanna sing it anymore!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:45.24,0:00:47.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,i can't stand it anymore...
Dialogue: 0,0:00:52.94,0:00:54.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Oh guys come on, seriously...
Dialogue: 0,0:00:54.94,0:00:56.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- If I say another spanish word
Dialogue: 0,0:00:56.94,0:00:58.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,please, slap me!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:58.54,0:01:00.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Switch off the radio\N- I turned it off, guys...
Dialogue: 0,0:01:00.26,0:01:03.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Turn off that radio!\N- it's off...it's off!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:03.26,0:01:05.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- where does this music come from?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:16.64,0:01:18.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- ¡Los italiano!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:24.10,0:01:26.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Enrique Iglesias!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:53.08,0:01:55.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I've been following you since "un, dos tres Maria!"
Dialogue: 0,0:01:55.08,0:00:00.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Maria...that...