【30th WEEK】優衣、翔平の◯◯毛に興味津々…♡

[Previously unaired footage]

So, let us all toast again.

Again?

Cheers!

Shohei is really, truly so much fun!

It’s fun just to have you with us.

Wow, that’s the best compliment ever.

It's what I think. You're really fun.

I want to hear one of your funny stories.

I'd love to hear one too!

Huh, that’s pretty tough to come up with.

Isn't there something?

I wanna hear it.

So, there’s something about
my body that...uh.

It’s a bit extraordinary.

Not like other people.

It goes back to when I was five.

Two of my cousins and I
were riding on a bicycle.

Well, both my cousins
were ten at the time.

And we didn't know any better,

so we rode on the same bicycle,
the three of us.

You don't do that!

Though we shouldn't, right?

So they told me to keep

my legs spread out open like this.

Spread-eagled, you mean?

Exactly, yeah.

Otherwise, my legs would
get caught in the wheel.

But I was five,
and my muscles couldn’t stand it

So my right leg got caught in the wheels.

When that happened, right?

The skin of my leg
was scraped off like this.

Right? It was awful.

And so I was brought to the hospital

and there they said that
of all the human body,

this part, the groin, right?

since it has the most tissue,
let's graft that.

so after a quick cut, they did just that.

- To the ankle, right?
- Right

So eventually the skin blended completely,

and by 6th grade, it had healed perfectly.

and well around that age,
and I hate to say this,

but it's when you start to see
hair grow down there.

And I was like
“Whoa, I got my pubic hair!"

Then, you know how
scars often itch when healing?

Well, I felt a severe itch
and started to scratch.

Then, I noticed a rustling
coming from my ankle.

"Wait, what is this?" I thought to myself.

When I took my socks off to see my ankle

There was pubic hair!

No way! That’s insane!

So the pubic hair was growing

out of two places at the same time.

And even now, the pubic hair is there,
on my ankle.

What, that's amazing!

So even now, there is...?

You guys wanna take a look?

- We wanna see it!

Really? No back downs.

I’ll pass.

I wanna touch it.

You want to touch it?!

- Isn't it your first time?!
- That's right!

Are you sure? It’s pubic hair.

- It's right before a...
- My first hair!

Instead of with an actual scrotum?

- Is this it?!
- Yes!

You really touched it!

I’ve never seen someone grow hair
on their ankles!

It's true.

- Shohei, you really are something.
- So much fun.

Crazy, right?

[Reviewed and Timed by gabweeb]