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[Previously unaired footage]

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So, let us all toast again.

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Again?

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Cheers!

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Shohei is really, truly so much fun!

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It’s fun just to have you with us.

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Wow, that’s the best compliment ever.

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It's what I think. You're really fun.

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I want to hear one of your funny stories.

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I'd love to hear one too!

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Huh, that’s pretty tough to come up with.

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Isn't there something?

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I wanna hear it.

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So, there’s something about 
my body that...uh.

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It’s a bit extraordinary.

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Not like other people.

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It goes back to when I was five.

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Two of my cousins and I 
were riding on a bicycle.

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Well, both my cousins 
were ten at the time.

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And we didn't know any better,

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so we rode on the same bicycle, 
the three of us.

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You don't do that!

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Though we shouldn't, right?

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So they told me to keep

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my legs spread out open like this.

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Spread-eagled, you mean?

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Exactly, yeah.

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Otherwise, my legs would 
get caught in the wheel.

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But I was five, 
and my muscles couldn’t stand it

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So my right leg got caught in the wheels.

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When that happened, right?

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The skin of my leg 
was scraped off like this.

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Right? It was awful.

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And so I was brought to the hospital

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and there they said that 
of all the human body,

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this part, the groin, right?

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since it has the most tissue, 
let's graft that.

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so after a quick cut, they did just that.

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- To the ankle, right? 
- Right

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So eventually the skin blended completely,

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and by 6th grade, it had healed perfectly.

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and well around that age, 
and I hate to say this,

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but it's when you start to see 
hair grow down there.

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And I was like 
“Whoa, I got my pubic hair!"

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Then, you know how 
scars often itch when healing?

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Well, I felt a severe itch 
and started to scratch.

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Then, I noticed a rustling 
coming from my ankle.

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"Wait, what is this?" I thought to myself.

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When I took my socks off to see my ankle

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There was pubic hair!

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No way! That’s insane!

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So the pubic hair was growing

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out of two places at the same time.

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And even now, the pubic hair is there, 
on my ankle.

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What, that's amazing!

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So even now, there is...?

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You guys wanna take a look?

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- We wanna see it!

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Really? No back downs.

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I’ll pass.

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I wanna touch it.

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You want to touch it?!

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- Isn't it your first time?!
- That's right!

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Are you sure? It’s pubic hair.

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- It's right before a...
- My first hair!

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Instead of with an actual scrotum?

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- Is this it?!
- Yes!

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You really touched it!

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I’ve never seen someone grow hair 
on their ankles!

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It's true.

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- Shohei, you really are something.
- So much fun.

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Crazy, right?

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[Reviewed and Timed by gabweeb]