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Dialogue: 0,0:00:03.53,0:00:07.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Previously unaired footage]
Dialogue: 0,0:00:07.39,0:00:09.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So, let us all toast again.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:10.30,0:00:11.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Again?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:11.75,0:00:13.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Cheers!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:14.20,0:00:18.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Shohei is really, truly so much fun!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:18.20,0:00:19.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It’s fun just to have you with us.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:19.94,0:00:22.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Wow, that’s the best compliment ever.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:22.02,0:00:24.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's what I think. You're really fun.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:24.37,0:00:26.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I want to hear one of your funny stories.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:26.41,0:00:28.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'd love to hear one too!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:28.00,0:00:29.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Huh, that’s pretty tough to come up with.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:30.00,0:00:31.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Isn't there something?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:31.50,0:00:32.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I wanna hear it.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:32.79,0:00:36.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So, there’s something about \Nmy body that...uh.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:36.32,0:00:38.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It’s a bit extraordinary.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:38.80,0:00:41.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Not like other people.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:43.08,0:00:47.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It goes back to when I was five.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:47.46,0:00:51.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Two of my cousins and I \Nwere riding on a bicycle.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:51.96,0:00:56.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, both my cousins \Nwere ten at the time.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:56.55,0:00:59.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And we didn't know any better,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:59.50,0:01:04.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,so we rode on the same bicycle, \Nthe three of us.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:04.02,0:01:04.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You don't do that!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:04.91,0:01:06.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Though we shouldn't, right?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:06.31,0:01:08.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So they told me to keep
Dialogue: 0,0:01:08.12,0:01:10.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,my legs spread out open like this.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:10.58,0:01:12.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Spread-eagled, you mean?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:12.11,0:01:13.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Exactly, yeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:13.38,0:01:17.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Otherwise, my legs would \Nget caught in the wheel.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:17.51,0:01:22.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But I was five, \Nand my muscles couldn’t stand it
Dialogue: 0,0:01:26.00,0:01:28.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So my right leg got caught in the wheels.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:29.13,0:01:31.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,When that happened, right?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:31.91,0:01:39.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The skin of my leg \Nwas scraped off like this.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:39.40,0:01:42.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Right? It was awful.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:42.01,0:01:45.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And so I was brought to the hospital
Dialogue: 0,0:01:45.32,0:01:50.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and there they said that \Nof all the human body,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:50.45,0:01:54.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,this part, the groin, right?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:54.70,0:01:59.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,since it has the most tissue, \Nlet's graft that.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:59.67,0:02:06.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,so after a quick cut, they did just that.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:06.01,0:02:07.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- To the ankle, right? \N- Right
Dialogue: 0,0:02:07.83,0:02:12.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So eventually the skin blended completely,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:12.55,0:02:16.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and by 6th grade, it had healed perfectly.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:16.35,0:02:20.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and well around that age, \Nand I hate to say this,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:20.91,0:02:25.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but it's when you start to see \Nhair grow down there.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:25.73,0:02:29.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And I was like \N“Whoa, I got my pubic hair!"
Dialogue: 0,0:02:29.20,0:02:35.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Then, you know how \Nscars often itch when healing?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:35.91,0:02:40.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, I felt a severe itch \Nand started to scratch.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:40.45,0:02:45.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Then, I noticed a rustling \Ncoming from my ankle.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:45.17,0:02:49.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Wait, what is this?" I thought to myself.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:49.01,0:02:52.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,When I took my socks off to see my ankle
Dialogue: 0,0:02:52.63,0:02:55.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,There was pubic hair!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:56.75,0:02:59.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No way! That’s insane!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:00.00,0:03:04.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So the pubic hair was growing
Dialogue: 0,0:03:04.33,0:03:09.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,out of two places at the same time.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:09.07,0:03:12.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And even now, the pubic hair is there, \Non my ankle.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:12.28,0:03:14.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What, that's amazing!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:14.01,0:03:16.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So even now, there is...?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:16.31,0:03:17.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You guys wanna take a look?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:17.70,0:03:18.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- We wanna see it!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:18.80,0:03:19.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Really? No back downs.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:19.91,0:03:21.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I’ll pass.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:22.00,0:03:23.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I wanna touch it.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:23.50,0:03:24.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You want to touch it?!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:24.95,0:03:27.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Isn't it your first time?!\N- That's right!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:27.58,0:03:29.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Are you sure? It’s pubic hair.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:29.29,0:03:31.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- It's right before a...\N- My first hair!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:31.38,0:03:33.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Instead of with an actual scrotum?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:33.59,0:03:35.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Is this it?!\N- Yes!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:38.13,0:03:44.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You really touched it!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:44.58,0:03:47.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I’ve never seen someone grow hair \Non their ankles!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:47.06,0:03:47.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's true.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:47.80,0:03:50.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Shohei, you really are something.\N- So much fun.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:50.31,0:03:51.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Crazy, right?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:51.92,0:03:56.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Reviewed and Timed by gabweeb]