REAL LIFE - CUPID

Ahh
foop

(huff, car door slams)

Let's do this

Hey guys, guys wanna find love today?

Yeah. Boom, you're in love! hahaha

Intro music

This is where it all happens, this is like Costco for cupids

Hi guys
Crowd cheering

You guys ready for Valentine's Day?
Crowd cheering

You're in love, you're in love

Do you like her over there?

Hey, I can make it happen, I can.

Let me get her,
Yeah

Oh oh oh

You guys are going to have a relationship for sure

Get back here. I'm gonna get you guys.

C'mon

Donna, this is my street. This is my street

Momma cupid is over here.

That's what they call her, she's Momma cupid.

Oh, oh she's so silly

Singing ooohhh
okay I'll see you around

She's so silly

Missed him!

Okay, you're in love.

You have to give it 24 hours though, okay? Okay.

What if I fall in love with cupid, what happens?

Oh, well so many people are in love with me already so

Yeah

It takes one little shot, that's all you gotta do

Oh really? Yeah

I like your diaper (bell rings on the bicycle) Thank you!

It's not a diaper!

Everybody thinks its a diaper!

Yup, why, has there been a lot of cupids around?

Oh, yeah

Well I'm the best cupid there is so

Celebrity crushes, I don't mean to brag but

Brad and Angelina, that was me

Brad and Jennifer Aniston, that was by brother

Shows how much he knows

Oh my gosh! Chris, what are you doing?

Chewing sounds

I'm on break

How long have you been sitting there today?

How many people have you made fall in love today?

Probably zero

You know how many I made fall in love?

Like five hundred thousand

So yeah, the other week Chris made a
giraffe and a raccoon fall in love

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder

Ugh, what were you thinking?

Whatever, that's not how it works

You realize you're not wearing any pants, right?

This is what I have to live with

Sad melody plays
You know whens the cupid ever get to fall in love

I get so sick of watching other people holding hands

It's cuz of me

Nobody ever does that for me

Papa John's

Alright, talk to you guys later

Oh yeah, let's do it

Do you like this guy?

I'm gonna make it happen

Thanks

Tag me, tag me okay?

Facebook slash cupid

Hey guys, thanks for watching my video

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When am I gonna find

A love of my own

Walking this lonely road
cupid