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Ahh[br]foop

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(huff, car door slams)

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Let's do this

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Hey guys, guys wanna find love today?

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Yeah. Boom, you're in love! hahaha

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Intro music

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This is where it all happens, this is like Costco for cupids

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Hi guys[br]Crowd cheering

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You guys ready for Valentine's Day?[br]Crowd cheering

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You're in love, you're in love

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Do you like her over there?

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Hey, I can make it happen, I can.

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Let me get her, [br]Yeah

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Oh oh oh

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You guys are going to have a relationship for sure

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Get back here. I'm gonna get you guys.

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C'mon

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Donna, this is my street. This is my street

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Momma cupid is over here.

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That's what they call her, she's Momma cupid.

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Oh, oh she's so silly

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Singing ooohhh[br]okay I'll see you around

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She's so silly

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Missed him!

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Okay, you're in love.

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You have to give it 24 hours though, okay? Okay.

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What if I fall in love with cupid, what happens?

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Oh, well so many people are in love with me already so

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Yeah

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It takes one little shot, that's all you gotta do

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Oh really? Yeah

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I like your diaper (bell rings on the bicycle) Thank you!

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It's not a diaper!

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Everybody thinks its a diaper!

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Yup, why, has there been a lot of cupids around?

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Oh, yeah

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Well I'm the best cupid there is so

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Celebrity crushes, I don't mean to brag but

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Brad and Angelina, that was me

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Brad and Jennifer Aniston, that was by brother

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Shows how much he knows

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Oh my gosh! Chris, what are you doing?

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Chewing sounds

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I'm on break

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How long have you been sitting there today?

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How many people have you made fall in love today?

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Probably zero

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You know how many I made fall in love?

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Like five hundred thousand

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So yeah, the other week Chris made a [br]giraffe and a raccoon fall in love

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Beauty is in the eye of the beholder

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Ugh, what were you thinking?

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Whatever, that's not how it works

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You realize you're not wearing any pants, right?

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This is what I have to live with

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Sad melody plays[br]You know whens the cupid ever get to fall in love

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I get so sick of watching other people holding hands

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It's cuz of me

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Nobody ever does that for me

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Papa John's

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Alright, talk to you guys later

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Oh yeah, let's do it

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Do you like this guy?

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I'm gonna make it happen

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Thanks

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Tag me, tag me okay?

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Facebook slash cupid

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Hey guys, thanks for watching my video

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What kind of character do you want to see next[br]in real life?

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Just leave your suggestions in the comments below

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Happy Valentine's Day[br]Subscribe now

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When am I gonna find

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A love of my own

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Walking this lonely road[br]cupid