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Dialogue: 0,0:00:00.26,0:00:01.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ahh\Nfoop
Dialogue: 0,0:00:02.37,0:00:03.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(huff, car door slams)
Dialogue: 0,0:00:04.63,0:00:06.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Let's do this
Dialogue: 0,0:00:06.14,0:00:08.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey guys, guys wanna find love today?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:10.64,0:00:12.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah. Boom, you're in love! hahaha
Dialogue: 0,0:00:12.88,0:00:18.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Intro music
Dialogue: 0,0:00:18.29,0:00:22.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This is where it all happens, this is like Costco for cupids
Dialogue: 0,0:00:22.77,0:00:23.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hi guys\NCrowd cheering
Dialogue: 0,0:00:24.88,0:00:26.100,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You guys ready for Valentine's Day?\NCrowd cheering
Dialogue: 0,0:00:28.16,0:00:30.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You're in love, you're in love
Dialogue: 0,0:00:30.48,0:00:31.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Do you like her over there?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:31.91,0:00:33.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey, I can make it happen, I can.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:33.89,0:00:35.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Let me get her, \NYeah
Dialogue: 0,0:00:36.37,0:00:37.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh oh oh
Dialogue: 0,0:00:37.43,0:00:39.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You guys are going to have a relationship for sure
Dialogue: 0,0:00:39.89,0:00:41.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Get back here. I'm gonna get you guys.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:42.80,0:00:44.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,C'mon
Dialogue: 0,0:00:44.40,0:00:47.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Donna, this is my street. This is my street
Dialogue: 0,0:00:48.26,0:00:49.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Momma cupid is over here.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:49.92,0:00:51.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's what they call her, she's Momma cupid.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:52.88,0:00:56.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, oh she's so silly
Dialogue: 0,0:00:56.32,0:00:59.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Singing ooohhh\Nokay I'll see you around
Dialogue: 0,0:01:00.86,0:01:02.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,She's so silly
Dialogue: 0,0:01:04.59,0:01:05.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Missed him!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:05.64,0:01:06.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay, you're in love.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:06.66,0:01:09.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You have to give it 24 hours though, okay? Okay.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:09.94,0:01:12.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What if I fall in love with cupid, what happens?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:12.59,0:01:15.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, well so many people are in love with me already so
Dialogue: 0,0:01:16.98,0:01:17.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah
Dialogue: 0,0:01:18.06,0:01:20.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It takes one little shot, that's all you gotta do
Dialogue: 0,0:01:20.54,0:01:21.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh really? Yeah
Dialogue: 0,0:01:21.54,0:01:23.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I like your diaper (bell rings on the bicycle) Thank you!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:23.60,0:01:24.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's not a diaper!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:25.48,0:01:26.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Everybody thinks its a diaper!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:28.96,0:01:31.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yup, why, has there been a lot of cupids around?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:32.57,0:01:33.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, yeah
Dialogue: 0,0:01:35.80,0:01:37.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well I'm the best cupid there is so
Dialogue: 0,0:01:38.32,0:01:40.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Celebrity crushes, I don't mean to brag but
Dialogue: 0,0:01:40.67,0:01:42.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Brad and Angelina, that was me
Dialogue: 0,0:01:43.72,0:01:46.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Brad and Jennifer Aniston, that was by brother
Dialogue: 0,0:01:47.27,0:01:48.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Shows how much he knows
Dialogue: 0,0:01:49.59,0:01:51.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh my gosh! Chris, what are you doing?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:52.20,0:01:53.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Chewing sounds
Dialogue: 0,0:01:55.28,0:01:56.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm on break
Dialogue: 0,0:01:57.47,0:01:59.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,How long have you been sitting there today?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:59.19,0:02:01.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,How many people have you made fall in love today?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:01.09,0:02:02.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Probably zero
Dialogue: 0,0:02:02.41,0:02:03.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You know how many I made fall in love?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:03.98,0:02:05.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Like five hundred thousand
Dialogue: 0,0:02:06.70,0:02:11.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So yeah, the other week Chris made a \Ngiraffe and a raccoon fall in love
Dialogue: 0,0:02:11.06,0:02:12.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Beauty is in the eye of the beholder
Dialogue: 0,0:02:12.72,0:02:14.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ugh, what were you thinking?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:14.96,0:02:17.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Whatever, that's not how it works
Dialogue: 0,0:02:17.11,0:02:19.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You realize you're not wearing any pants, right?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:19.75,0:02:20.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This is what I have to live with
Dialogue: 0,0:02:20.90,0:02:24.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sad melody plays\NYou know whens the cupid ever get to fall in love
Dialogue: 0,0:02:25.79,0:02:30.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I get so sick of watching other people holding hands
Dialogue: 0,0:02:31.24,0:02:32.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's cuz of me
Dialogue: 0,0:02:33.37,0:02:34.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Nobody ever does that for me
Dialogue: 0,0:02:38.14,0:02:39.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Papa John's
Dialogue: 0,0:02:41.07,0:02:42.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Alright, talk to you guys later
Dialogue: 0,0:02:43.74,0:02:46.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh yeah, let's do it
Dialogue: 0,0:02:47.16,0:02:48.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Do you like this guy?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:48.36,0:02:49.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm gonna make it happen
Dialogue: 0,0:02:49.83,0:02:50.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Thanks
Dialogue: 0,0:02:52.08,0:02:53.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Tag me, tag me okay?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:55.84,0:02:57.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Facebook slash cupid
Dialogue: 0,0:03:00.28,0:03:01.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey guys, thanks for watching my video
Dialogue: 0,0:03:01.77,0:03:05.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What kind of character do you want to see next\Nin real life?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:05.01,0:03:09.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Just leave your suggestions in the comments below
Dialogue: 0,0:03:09.15,0:03:11.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Happy Valentine's Day\NSubscribe now
Dialogue: 0,0:03:11.64,0:03:14.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,When am I gonna find
Dialogue: 0,0:03:14.89,0:03:17.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A love of my own
Dialogue: 0,0:03:17.82,0:03:22.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Walking this lonely road\Ncupid