HELL NO: The Sensible Horror Film

Imagine a realm where the most horrifying terrors of the underworld emerge to wreak bloody vengeance upon any who... hmm? what's that? you wanna go literally anywhere else? yeah, good idea let's get out of here

Directed by Joe Nicolosi

Written by Joe Nicolosi and John Freiler

Produced by Stephanie Noone

Exe. Produced by Arts + Labor

Director of Photography: Drew Daniels

Music by Danny Gray

Visual Effects by Moontower VFX, Ray Pena and Greg Omelchuck

Cast: Alex Dobrenko, Ashley Spillers, Jessie Tilton, Sam Davis, Brandon Potter, Sam Eidson, Katie Folger, Sam Van Metre, Deke Garner, Jonny Mars, Zack Carlson, Bryan Connolly, David Hess, Mike Gassaway, Jason Newman, Elise Garza, April Swartz, Isaac Solomon, Marc Calderaro, Matt Van Doren, Drew Daniels, Aimee Thomas, Brock England, Jenniemarie Jemison, Clay Crenshaw, Andrew Matthews, Katie Graham, Will Elliott, Mallory Culbert, Joey Hood

Assistant Director: Thomas Fernandes

Gaffer: Emmett Kerr-Perkinson

Art Department: April Swartz, Elise Garza, Stephanie Noone

Assistant Camera: Zach Sprague

Key Grip: Matt Van Doren

Sound Recordist: Landry Gideon

Sound Designer: Eric Friend

Colorist / Online Editor: Daniel Stuyck

Special Thanks:
Kate Eads, Erik Horn, Derek Gildersleeve, Willie Rockefeller, Alan Berg, Zach Loeb, Derrick & Shareina Garner, Clay Liford, Bradley Jackson, Dave Ward, Kayla Kromer, Tony Brummer, Andy Young ,Don Swanos, Owen Egerton, Kirk Johnson, Peter Dealbert, Isaac Solomon, Sarah Siegel, Thomas Humphreys, Zilker Park Boat Rentals
Great Hall Games, Quonset Hut, Delta Millworks

"It´s spring break and these kids want to party."

You should have told me that there was a lake at the cabin, I didn't bring my swimsuit.

Technical you don´t need a swimsuit to enjoy the lake.

"But something in the woods wants them to die."

"What will they do in the face of pure terror."

So I said fuck this stink ass cabin and lets go to Cobber and get waisted.

[screaming in excitement]

"Critics are calling -Hell no- the most realistic horror movie ever."

Hi Kyles!

Me and the girls where wanting to sneak into an abandon mental asylum this weekend...

...with our ouija bord.
Do you wane come?

No, I don´t.

"Smart characters....good decisions."

Yessss, unbind me....hey!

"Kinda anticlimactic."

I got that tape that if you watch it you die in five days.

Really?
Yea!

Here, let me see that.

"You will believe your eyes."

Mister Mayer, I know what it sounds like. There is a monster in these waters and I think it has a taste

for human blood.

"You there, I think you need a bigger sign!"

Hey guys, you think we should split up?

NOOO

"Reason"

I'm gone wait for backup.

"Critical thinking."

My god, its not a car its a puzzle.

Why are you still filming?
I'm gone document this, don't worry.

"Spoiler alert: Everyone lives."

That´s it, I´d say you did it. Its over, its finally over.

"Whit a twist ending."
"You probably see coming."

Not yet it ain´t.

[laughing]
No its over.

Yes, the box.

What are you doing?
Nooo, arghh oww...Jesus no.

Hello...?