"It´s spring break and these kids want to party."

You should have told me that there was a lake at the cabin, I didn't bring my swimsuit.

Technical you don´t need a swimsuit to enjoy the lake.

"But something in the woods wants them to die."

"What will they do in the face of pure terror."

So I said fuck this stink ass cabin and lets go to Cobber and get waisted.

[screaming in excitement]

"Critics are calling -Hell no- the most realistic horror movie ever."

Hi Kyles!

Me and the girls where wanting to sneak into an abandon mental asylum this weekend...

...with our ouija bord.
Do you wane come?

No, I don´t.

"Smart characters....good decisions."

Yessss, unbind me....hey!

"Kinda anticlimactic."

I got that tape that if you watch it you die in five days.

Really?
Yea!

Here, let me see that.

"You will believe your eyes."

Mister Mayer, I know what it sounds like. There is a monster in these waters and I think it has a taste

for human blood.

"You there, I think you need a bigger sign!"

Hey guys, you think we should split up?

NOOO

"Reason"

I'm gone wait for backup.

"Critical thinking."

My god, its not a car its a puzzle.

Why are you still filming?
I'm gone document this, don't worry.

"Spoiler alert: Everyone lives."

That´s it, I´d say you did it. Its over, its finally over.

"Whit a twist ending."
"You probably see coming."

Not yet it ain´t.

[laughing]
No its over.

Yes, the box.

What are you doing?
Nooo, arghh oww...Jesus no.

Hello...?