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"It´s spring break and these kids want to party."

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You should have told me that there was a lake at the cabin, I didn't bring my swimsuit.

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Technical you don´t need a swimsuit to enjoy the lake.

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"But something in the woods wants them to die."

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"What will they do in the face of pure terror."

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So I said fuck this stink ass cabin and lets go to Cobber and get waisted.

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[screaming in excitement]

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"Critics are calling -Hell no- the most realistic horror movie ever."

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Hi Kyles!

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Me and the girls where wanting to sneak into an abandon mental asylum this weekend...

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...with our ouija bord.[br]Do you wane come?

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No, I don´t.

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"Smart characters....good decisions."

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Yessss, unbind me....hey!

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"Kinda anticlimactic."

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I got that tape that if you watch it you die in five days.

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Really?[br]Yea!

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Here, let me see that.

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"You will believe your eyes."

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Mister Mayer, I know what it sounds like. There is a monster in these waters and I think it has a taste

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for human blood.[br]

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"You there, I think you need a bigger sign!"

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Hey guys, you think we should split up?

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NOOO

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"Reason"

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I'm gone wait for backup.

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"Critical thinking."

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My god, its not a car its a puzzle.

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Why are you still filming?[br]I'm gone document this, don't worry.

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"Spoiler alert: Everyone lives."

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That´s it, I´d say you did it. Its over, its finally over.

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"Whit a twist ending."[br]"You probably see coming."

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Not yet it ain´t.

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[laughing][br]No its over.

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Yes, the box.

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What are you doing?[br]Nooo, arghh oww...Jesus no.

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Hello...?