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May I help you?
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Perhaps. Actually, we're looking
for a present for the lady.
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Certainly, sir. Is there something
special you had in mind?
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Well, we had considered diamonds.
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Now, I don't want to offend you...
but the lady feels diamonds are tacky for her.
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Oh, I think they're
divine on older women,
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but I don't think they'd be right for me.
You do understand?
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Certainly.
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In all fairness, I think I ought to explain.
There's also a secondary problem.
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One of finance.
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We can only afford
to spend...
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a limited amount.
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May I ask how limited?
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- $10.
- $10?
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That was the outside figure, yes.
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- I see.
- Do you have anything for $10?
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Well, frankly, madam,
within that price range,
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the variety of merchandise
is rather limited.
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However, I do think
we might have, let me see...
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Strictly a novelty,
you understand...
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For the lady and gentleman
who has everything,
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a sterling silver telephone dialer...
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at $6.75, including tax.
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A sterling silver telephone dialer.
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Yes, sir. That's $6.75,
including federal tax.
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Well, the price is right,
but I must say,
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I'd rather hoped for something slightly more,
how shall I say it,
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romantic in feeling.
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- What do you think?
- As sterling silver telephone dialers go...
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I certainly think it's handsome,
but, well, you do understand.
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Well, we tried, but I guess...
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We could have
something engraved, couldn't we?
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Yes, I suppose so.
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Yes, indeed.
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The only problem is, you would more or
less have to buy something first...
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if only in order to have some object
upon which to place the engraving.
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You see the difficulty?
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Well, we could
have this engraved, couldn't we?
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I think it would be very smart.
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This, I take it,
was not purchased at Tiffany's?
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No. Actually, it was purchased
concurrent with...
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Well, actually, it came inside of...
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- a box of Cracker Jack.
- I see.
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Do they still really have prizes
in Cracker Jack boxes?
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Oh, yes.
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That's nice to know.
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It gives one a feeling
of solidarity,
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almost of continuity with
the past, that sort of thing.
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Do you think Tiffany's would
really engrave it for us?
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I mean, you don't think they would
feel it was beneath them
or anything like that?
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Well, it is rather unusual, madam.
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But I think you'll find that
Tiffany's is very understanding.
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If you would tell me
what initials you would like,
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I think we could have something
ready for you in the morning.
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Didn't I tell you
this was a lovely place?