WEBVTT 00:00:02.811 --> 00:00:04.091 May I help you? 00:00:04.331 --> 00:00:07.291 Perhaps. Actually, we're looking for a present for the lady. 00:00:07.532 --> 00:00:10.652 Certainly, sir. Is there something special you had in mind? 00:00:10.891 --> 00:00:14.652 Well, we had considered diamonds. 00:00:14.692 --> 00:00:19.594 Now, I don't want to offend you... but the lady feels diamonds are tacky for her. 00:00:20.133 --> 00:00:22.214 Oh, I think they're divine on older women, 00:00:22.453 --> 00:00:24.733 but I don't think they'd be right for me. You do understand? 00:00:24.999 --> 00:00:25.766 Certainly. 00:00:25.773 --> 00:00:29.373 In all fairness, I think I ought to explain. There's also a secondary problem. 00:00:29.553 --> 00:00:31.214 One of finance. 00:00:31.454 --> 00:00:32.633 We can only afford to spend... 00:00:33.133 --> 00:00:34.854 a limited amount. 00:00:35.095 --> 00:00:37.015 May I ask how limited? 00:00:37.255 --> 00:00:41.095 - $10. - $10? 00:00:41.335 --> 00:00:43.134 That was the outside figure, yes. 00:00:43.375 --> 00:00:46.496 - I see. - Do you have anything for $10? 00:00:46.735 --> 00:00:48.855 Well, frankly, madam, within that price range, 00:00:49.096 --> 00:00:51.535 the variety of merchandise is rather limited. 00:00:51.775 --> 00:00:54.896 However, I do think we might have, let me see... 00:00:55.136 --> 00:00:56.936 Strictly a novelty, you understand... 00:00:57.176 --> 00:00:59.976 For the lady and gentleman who has everything, 00:01:00.216 --> 00:01:02.617 a sterling silver telephone dialer... 00:01:02.857 --> 00:01:05.697 at $6.75, including tax. 00:01:05.937 --> 00:01:08.417 A sterling silver telephone dialer. 00:01:08.657 --> 00:01:12.138 Yes, sir. That's $6.75, including federal tax. 00:01:12.378 --> 00:01:15.338 Well, the price is right, but I must say, 00:01:15.579 --> 00:01:19.019 I'd rather hoped for something slightly more, how shall I say it, 00:01:19.258 --> 00:01:20.899 romantic in feeling. 00:01:21.138 --> 00:01:24.139 - What do you think? - As sterling silver telephone dialers go... 00:01:24.379 --> 00:01:29.020 I certainly think it's handsome, but, well, you do understand. 00:01:29.259 --> 00:01:30.500 Well, we tried, but I guess... 00:01:30.740 --> 00:01:33.579 We could have something engraved, couldn't we? 00:01:33.820 --> 00:01:35.140 Yes, I suppose so. 00:01:35.380 --> 00:01:36.579 Yes, indeed. 00:01:36.821 --> 00:01:40.100 The only problem is, you would more or less have to buy something first... 00:01:40.340 --> 00:01:44.461 if only in order to have some object upon which to place the engraving. 00:01:44.700 --> 00:01:46.781 You see the difficulty? 00:01:47.020 --> 00:01:50.061 Well, we could have this engraved, couldn't we? 00:01:50.301 --> 00:01:53.701 I think it would be very smart. 00:01:53.942 --> 00:01:56.741 This, I take it, was not purchased at Tiffany's? 00:01:56.982 --> 00:02:00.423 No. Actually, it was purchased concurrent with... 00:02:00.663 --> 00:02:03.662 Well, actually, it came inside of... 00:02:03.902 --> 00:02:08.904 - a box of Cracker Jack. - I see. 00:02:09.064 --> 00:02:12.143 Do they still really have prizes in Cracker Jack boxes? 00:02:12.383 --> 00:02:13.424 Oh, yes. 00:02:13.663 --> 00:02:15.183 That's nice to know. 00:02:15.424 --> 00:02:18.824 It gives one a feeling of solidarity, 00:02:19.064 --> 00:02:22.065 almost of continuity with the past, that sort of thing. 00:02:22.304 --> 00:02:24.665 Do you think Tiffany's would really engrave it for us? 00:02:24.904 --> 00:02:27.305 I mean, you don't think they would feel it was beneath them or anything like that? 00:02:27.544 --> 00:02:29.425 Well, it is rather unusual, madam. 00:02:29.664 --> 00:02:33.226 But I think you'll find that Tiffany's is very understanding. 00:02:33.465 --> 00:02:35.705 If you would tell me what initials you would like, 00:02:35.946 --> 00:02:40.866 I think we could have something ready for you in the morning. 00:02:41.106 --> 00:02:42.927 Didn't I tell you this was a lovely place?