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What would happen in the future if I was bad?
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Um, heavens! Is that time?
I really must be off.
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I'd love to see Christmas future.
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No, no, no, no, no, no.
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It's terribly melodramatic.
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Look, just show it. Please.
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Alright. (humming)
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Hail Queen Asphyxia, Supreme Mistress of the Universe.
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And hail to you, my Triple-Husbandoid.
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I summon you here to group-greet our swift imperial navies home.
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Approach, Grand Admiral of the Dark Segment
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and Lord of the High-Slung bottoms of Zob!
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- Morning.
- (audience laughs)
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Do you, Blackadder, thrice-endowed supreme donkey of the trouserpod--
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This much greeting...
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I, too, bold navigator, cringe my dribblies at your resplendent pofflesnu!
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Yes, well, that won't be necessary. Thank you.
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Approach your slave, Baldrick!
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(audience laughs)
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For God's sake, Baldrick, if you're going to wear
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that ridiculous jock strap, at least keep your legs together.
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Wilco, Skipper!
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Majesties, I give you this much greeting.
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What news of the foul Malmydons?
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Scattered to the Nine Vectors, My Lord.
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And the Sheepsqueezers of Splatican Five?
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Have they been suckcreamed as a Qvarnbeast's nobbo?
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Well, they're dead, if that's what you mean.
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Plus, Commander, did you vanquish the Nibblepibblies?
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No, My Lord Pigmot, I did not vanquish the Nibblepibblies
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because you just made them up.
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(laughing)
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Excellent, Commander!
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You have most pleasantly wibbled my frusset pouch.
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Bring forth the gift with which you honour me.
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Majesties, from a place where the stars begin and end,
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I bring you this!
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Oh, lovely! An ashtray!
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Come, Majesty! He wastes our time.
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I yearn to attend Twenty Thousand Years of The Two Ronnoids
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on the box plof.
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Yes! Send him to the sprouting chamber!
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No! Wait.
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What is it, Commander?
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Well, I'll show you, shall I?
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And now, Your Majesty, I must respectfully insist that you hand over
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to me the supreme command of the universe,
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sew a button on my spare uniform, and marry me this afternoon.
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I thought you'd never ask.
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(audience laughs)
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So, let's get this straight, If I was bad,
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my descendants would rule the entire universe!
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Maybe, maybe.
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But would you be happy?
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Being ruler of the universe is not all it's cracked up to be.
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There's the long hours. I mean, you wave at people the whole time.
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You're no longer your own boss.
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