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What would happen in the future if I was bad?

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Um, heavens! Is that time? [br]I really must be off.

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I'd love to see Christmas future.

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No, no, no, no, no, no.

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It's terribly melodramatic.

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Look, just show it. Please.

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Alright. (humming)

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Hail Queen Asphyxia, Supreme Mistress of the Universe.

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And hail to you, my Triple-Husbandoid.

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I summon you here to group-greet our swift imperial navies home.

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Approach, Grand Admiral of the Dark Segment

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and Lord of the High-Slung bottoms of Zob!

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- Morning.[br]- (audience laughs)

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Do you, Blackadder, thrice-endowed supreme donkey of the trouserpod--

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This much greeting...

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I, too, bold navigator, cringe my dribblies at your resplendent pofflesnu!

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Yes, well, that won't be necessary. Thank you.

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Approach your slave, Baldrick!

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(audience laughs)

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For God's sake, Baldrick, if you're going to wear

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that ridiculous jock strap, at least keep your legs together.

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Wilco, Skipper!

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Majesties, I give you this much greeting.

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What news of the foul Malmydons?

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Scattered to the Nine Vectors, My Lord.

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And the Sheepsqueezers of Splatican Five?

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Have they been suckcreamed as a Qvarnbeast's nobbo?

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Well, they're dead, if that's what you mean.

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Plus, Commander, did you vanquish the Nibblepibblies?

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No, My Lord Pigmot, I did not vanquish the Nibblepibblies

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because you just made them up.

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(laughing)

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Excellent, Commander!

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You have most pleasantly wibbled my frusset pouch.

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Bring forth the gift with which you honour me.[br]

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Majesties, from a place where the stars begin and end,

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I bring you this!

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Oh, lovely! An ashtray!

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Come, Majesty! He wastes our time.

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I yearn to attend <i>Twenty Thousand Years of The Two Ronnoids</i>

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on the box plof.

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Yes! Send him to the sprouting chamber!

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No! Wait.

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What is it, Commander?

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Well, I'll show you, shall I?

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And now, Your Majesty, I must respectfully insist that you hand over

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to me the supreme command of the universe,

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sew a button on my spare uniform, and marry me this afternoon.

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I thought you'd never ask.

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(audience laughs)

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So, let's get this straight, If I was bad,

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my descendants would rule the entire universe!

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Maybe, maybe.

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But would you be happy?

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Being ruler of the universe is not all it's cracked up to be.

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There's the long hours. I mean, you wave at people the whole time.

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You're no longer your own boss.

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