What would happen in the future if I was bad?
Um, heavens! Is that time? I really must be off.
I'd love to see Christmas future.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
It's terribly melodramatic.
Look, just show it. Please.
Alright. (humming)
Hail Queen Asphyxia, Supreme Mistress of the Universe.
And hail to you, my Triple-Husbandoid.
I summon you here to group-greet our swift imperial navies home.
Approach, Grand Admiral of the Dark Segment
and Lord of the High-Slung bottoms of Zob!
- Morning. - (audience laughs)
Do you, Blackadder, thrice-endowed supreme donkey of the trouserpod--
This much greeting...
I, too, bold navigator, cringe my dribblies at your resplendent pofflesnu!
Yes, well, that won't be necessary. Thank you.
Approach your slave, Baldrick!
(audience laughs)
For God's sake, Baldrick, if you're going to wear
that ridiculous jock strap, at least keep your legs together.
Wilco, Skipper!
Majesties, I give you this much greeting.
What news of the foul Malmydons?
Scattered to the Nine Vectors, My Lord.
And the Sheepsqueezers of Splatican Five?
Have they been suckcreamed as a Qvarnbeast's nobbo?
Well, they're dead, if that's what you mean.
Plus, Commander, did you vanquish the Nibblepibblies?
No, My Lord Pigmot, I did not vanquish the Nibblepibblies
because you just made them up.
(laughing)
Excellent, Commander!
You have most pleasantly wibbled my frusset pouch.
Bring forth the gift with which you honour me.
Majesties, from a place where the stars begin and end,
I bring you this!
Oh, lovely! An ashtray!
Come, Majesty! He wastes our time.
I yearn to attend Twenty Thousand Years of The Two Ronnoids
on the box plof.
Yes! Send him to the sprouting chamber!
No! Wait.
What is it, Commander?
Well, I'll show you, shall I?
And now, Your Majesty, I must respectfully insist that you hand over
to me the supreme command of the universe,
sew a button on my spare uniform, and marry me this afternoon.
I thought you'd never ask.
(audience laughs)
So, let's get this straight, If I was bad,
my descendants would rule the entire universe!
Maybe, maybe.
But would you be happy?
Being ruler of the universe is not all it's cracked up to be.
There's the long hours. I mean, you wave at people the whole time.
You're no longer your own boss.
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