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HELLUVA BOSS - GHOSTF**KERS // S2: Episode 10

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    [Millie humming happily]
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    - Howdy, Mister!
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    Fine mornin’!
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    Another day in paradise!
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    - Oh shit, it’s morning.
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    - Uh, yeah.
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    Have you been here all night?
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    And what are you doing?
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    - Blitz bought two hundred taxidermy owls,
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    then said I couldn’t go home until I burned
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    [Whispering] all of them.
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    [Knocking]
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    - Hey! I got an order here for a hundred more waaacky owls!
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    - Fuuuuuuck.
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    - Hey, I haven’t seen you guys in a while, heh!
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    Do like wanna hang out some-
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    [Door slams]
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    [From behind the door] Okay! That answers that, I say, I say.
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    - Blitz is still sulking?
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    It’s been over a month.
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    And where is Moxxie?
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    He didn’t come home last night.
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    [Moxxie screeches]
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    Honey...?
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    You okaaay?
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    - I’m stuck in a math nightmare!!
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    [Hyperventilating]
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    The numbers, the numbers, I can’t make them add up!
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    We’re FUCKED!
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    - Come on, baby.
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    It can’t be that bad.
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    - He drained our pension, and used it to buy THESE!
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    [Horse whinnies]
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    - Damn.
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    I’ve never seen him in such bad shape.
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    - Bad? Bad?!
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    This isn’t bad!
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    This is just a FINANCIAL APOCALYPSE!
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    - I usually just give him space to work his shit out, but…
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    you think I should talk to him?
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    - We’re gonna get audited, we’re gonna be evicted, we’re going BANKRUPT!
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    Our lives are over Millie, all my hard work gone in a flash!
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    Ohhh I should’ve been a theater critic, I have objectively correct opinions.
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    [Continued mumbling] We- we’re gonna default.
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    BLITZØ: Loona, I need my piss bucket NOW. MOXXIE: [Muffled] We're gonna default.
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    BLITZØ: Loona, I need my piss bucket NOW. MOXXIE: And you know what,
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    BLITZØ: Loona, I need my piss bucket NOW. MOXXIE: it's not my fault that we're gonna default.
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    MOXXIE: [Muffled] IT’S HIS FAULT!
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    BETHANY: Oh, ooh, okay. I am getting a real sexy energy from this room!
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    Oh, there is definitely a fuckable spirit here.
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    - Yeah get that spooky ghoul cock, bitch.
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    MILLIE: Blitz?
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    - Go away!
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    MILLIE: I’m comin’ in.
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    - Read the chains!
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    - Blitz, what are you doing?
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    You’ve been in here watching this earth trash forever.
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    - I’M COPING!
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    - Yeaaah well...
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    You’ve "coped" away every dollar we had.
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    - Those plates are collectables, Millie. I’m gonna sell 'em next year
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    for three times as much and then I’ll have something to show for it
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    when the things I care about vanish.
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    - Mmmkay.
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    You know,
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    my mama always said, the best way to deal with being sad-
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    is the sweat and blood of hard work.
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    Washes the tears right off.
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    I don’t need any of your "folksy-doksy" fucking country wisdom, Millie.
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    I need to watch the Ghost Fuckers get dicked down by a disembodied spirit
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    and eat my feelings til I die from a heart attack or diabetes,
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    whichever pops my heart open first.
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    - I don’t get it, Blitz.
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    All this over a breakup?
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    - IT WAS NOT A BREAKUP!
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    You need a relationship for one of those and we never had that.
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    And we never will.
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    - Ohhh, Blitz.
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    [Phone ringing]
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    - What?!
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    - We have a client.
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    BLITZØ: Tell them to FUCK OFF!
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    - Don’t!
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    I’ll be right there.
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    RITA: You know, my psychic told me I’d be going somewhere bad on Wednesday.
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    I just thought she meant Baltimore, I didn’t think it was
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    HELL!
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    - Mhm, mhm, interesting.
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    Oh look! Someone whose job it is to listen to you.
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    - What’s going on?
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    - Okayyy! From the top.
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    I went for my usual tarot reading last week, and-
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    - No, no. Fast forward to who killed you.
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    - Ohhh, m'okay.
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    Yesterday I was killed by the evil ghost haunting a spooky hotel.
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    - Um.
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    Ma’am.
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    I don’t know how to tell you this but-
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    when humans die they either end up here…
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    or up there.
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    - Ohhhh, okay.
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    I don’t understand.
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    - She’s saying ghosts aren’t real, lady! -
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    - She’s saying ghosts aren’t real, lady! [Quickly approaching footsteps]
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    - Ghost!? I heard ghost.
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    Where’s the ghost I can fuck- er, hunt?
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    - Blitz, calm down!
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    Someone killed this lady but it wasn’t-
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    - Millie!
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    Let me have this.
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    - But-
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    [Deep breath and sigh]
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    - Alright so tell me what it looked like, starting with its hotness and tightness.
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    How many- how many abs would you say you witnessed?
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    - Well.
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    At least he’s out of his office!
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    - I don’t know if this is a good idea.
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    - He’ll be fine.
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    We’ll check the place out, see what passes on Earth for creepy,
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    and Blitz will get all this out of his system.
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    You just need to keep an eye on Moxxie, he’s a little-
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    - BANKRUPTCY, BANKRUPTCY, BANKRUPTCY!
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    - Upsetti.
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    - I don’t take orders from you, grandma.
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    - Look,
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    I can’t keep both of them out of trouble at the same time.
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    I need your help.
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    Please?
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    - Get in loser,
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    we’re going ghost fuckin’!
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    - Ugh. Fine. I’ll watch the nerd.
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    But you’re the one cleaning off the van.
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    - Thanks.
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    Loona.
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    - Don’t get used to it!
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    [Magical whoosh]
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    - Let’s gape this hole wide open!
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    [Tires screeching]
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    [Crash]
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    BLITZØ: We’re here.
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    Huh, interesting.
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    Aren’t we supposed to be at a haunted hotel?
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    [Spooky music]
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    Oh-ho, yeah, this place is gonna be ripe with fuckable spirits.
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    I gotta get a reading.
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    - Blitz, look.
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    I know this is fun and all but, come back to reality.
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    You do know ghosts aren’t real, right?
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    - But they are.
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    - Oh my fucking Satan.
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    What is that?
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    - You like it?
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    It’s Bethany Ghost-Fucker’s ghost sucker: nine thousand.
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    Sure to get you a ghost after a ghost gets you…
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    off.
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    Only set me back a couple thousand!
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    - A couple what?!
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    You haven’t paid me in a month.
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    - Uh oh! Looks like it sucked all the fun outta you.
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    Now hurry up and put this on, those ghosts aren’t gonna fuck themselves.
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    [Deep breath]
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    - He needs this. He needs this.
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    He needs this.
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    [Lightning strike and spooky music]
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    - Welcome to the One Star Wonder,
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    where it’s a wonder we still have that star.
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    How may I help you today?
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    - [Valley accent] We’re filming a very special episode of my hit show
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    and we’re gonna need access to every room in this dump.
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    - Christ, you Hollywood assholes are pushy little pricks.
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    I can’t just give you keys to every ba-
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    Well snap me in half!
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    You're Bethany Ghost-Fucker from that one show…
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    - It’s called Ghost Fuckers, idiot.
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    - No, but you’re getting close.
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    Anyway, I am glad to see you folks.
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    We’ve been having more
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    disturbances than usual lately.
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    - What kind? Se- sexy disturbances?
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    - The kind that are killing my guests.
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    [Spooky screams]
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    - Well there definitely ain’t no such thing as ghosts.
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    But we’ll get to the bottom of what’s killing your guests.
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    - [Valley accent] Uh yeah, except ghosts are real, camera man.
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    - They’re a conspiracy, Bethany.
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    - [Valley accent] Uh, then what do I plan on fucking tonight, camera man?
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    Ah! Where’s my lube?
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    - Look, real or not, this shit needs to stop.
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    - [Valley accent] Uh, then we’ll need those keys, cocksucker.
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    [Valley accent] Every last one of them, keys and condoms, hand 'em over.
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    Oh, I just can’t tell you how glad I’ll be to be rid of them.
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    Just do me a flavor and clean up any fluids left behind.
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    They already killed my last cleaning lady, now I’m stuck with this.
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    [Labored breathing]
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    - [Millie and Blitzø in unison] Eugh.
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    - Buh- buh-
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    bitch- bitch!
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    - Poor thing can’t even blink.
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    - [Valley accent] No promises! Heh.
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    Come along Mil-
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    …ton.
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    - Blitz, we have a job to do. -
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    - Blitz, we have a job to do. [Phone ringing]
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    Someone killed that lady and it wasn’t no phantom,
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    so we should be tracking-
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    - Woah! Mils, just ‘cause you’re a hick
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    does not mean you can drop that f-bomb all willy nilly.
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    They hate that word.
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    - I- what?
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    What "F"?
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    - Sh-shh- sh, shut your bigot mouth, I’m gettin' a reading.
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    - Hold on, there might be someone in there!
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    - Yeah you bet your ass there’s someone in there!
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    A ghost, about to get a mouthful of si... si...
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    I don’t know, SOMETHING SEXUAL!
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    LOOK ALIVE YOU UNDEAD COCK SLEEVE!
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    [Couple shrieks]
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    [Valley accent] Prepare to get sucked off to the astral plane-
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    BITCH!
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    - Oh my, Delores!
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    - Dammit, Blitz, they aren’t ghosts!
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    These are just shriveled humans!
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    No offense.
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    - Think you’re pretty slick, huh?
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    You looking for a fight?
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    I’ll give you a fight!
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    - [Sighs] Let’s leave these two- oof!
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    - I fuckin' beat the Nazis,
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    and I’ll beat you too, bitch!
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    - Look out Millie, he’s a patriot!
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    - Get him Harold!
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    DOLORES: Get back here you red, little shit!
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    Get back here! AHHHHH!
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    [Funky music]
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    How dare you hurt my Hermie, I mean Humie I mean…
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    fuck!
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    ♪ I’ve got longing and desire, ♪ DOLORES: Why am I chasing you again,
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    ♪ My heart burns with forbidden fire ♪ DOLORES: I don’t know, but I’m fucking angry!
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    ♪ for a spooky, ♪
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    ♪ a spooky kind of looove. ♪
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    ♪ Ooh la la ooh ♪ -
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    ♪ Ooh la la ooh ♪ ♪ Nobody tries to understand it, ♪
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    ♪ But I can feel my soul demand it, ♪
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    ♪ a spooky, ♪
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    ♪ a spooky kind of looove. ♪
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    ♪ And I don’t care, ♪
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    ♪ what they say about me. ♪
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    ♪ I don't care, ♪
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    ♪ I just gotta be free. ♪
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    ♪ To run, run, run, run, run. ♪
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    ♪ Free to run, run, run, run, run. ♪
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    ♪ Free to run, run, run, run, run. ♪
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    ♪ Free to run, run, run, run into the arms of ♪
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    ♪ a spooky, ♪
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    ♪ a spooky kind of looove. ♪
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    ♪ A spooky kind of love. ♪
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    ♪ A spooky kind of looove. ♪♪
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    BLITZØ: Wow, nice one, Mils.
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    I think I found the problem though!
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    The readings were coming from above us, so let’s get up there and-
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    oh, ass!
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    - Enough!
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    - What?
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    - I’m done.
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    I don’t wanna play ghost hunter with you, and I-
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    - Uh, It’s ghost-fuckers.
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    - I wasn’t done!
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    You know, I always love to have fun with you,
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    and I ain’t said boo to you moping around like a sad sack for weeks.
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    But we have bills to pay.
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    So look,
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    you can go be pathetic and play sex ghosts, if that’s what you need to do,
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    but I gotta get this job done.
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    - Fine!
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    Who needs you anyway!?
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    [Valley accent] Bethany Ghost-Fucker works ALONE!
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    Yeah, who needs you anyway?
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    Fucking ghost denying piece of shi-IIIT!
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    What the fuck is this?
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    [Eerie music]
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    Ugh, uh, ahh!
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    Oh shit.
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    Shit, shit shit shit.
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    Satan, Satan, Satan. Oh, FUCK!
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    Millie?!
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    [Gasping]
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    Millie?! Millie I need help!
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    I can’t hold on, Millie!!
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    [Gasping]
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    Oh, oh fuck me, the hell is that?
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    Wo-AAH!
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    [Blitzø screaming]
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    Millie!
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    Did you not hear me calling for help?
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    M-M-Mils!
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    - [Distorted] You ALWAYS need help, Blitz!
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    Always needing to take from those around you,
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    and leaving them worse and more broken than you found them.
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    You think you can change?
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    You’ll never stop fucking people’s lives up.
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    When was the last time you actually loved someone without hurting them?
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    [Blitzø hyperventilating]
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    BLITZØ: MOM!
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    Momma-
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    I was having the worst dream.
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    [Blitzø sobbing]
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    - [Distorted] This isn’t a dream,
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    this is your life.
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    And it always will be.
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    NO! NO, NO, NO MOM I’M SORRY!
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    MOM PLEASE I’M SORRY!
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    - Blitz?
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    BLITZ! [Blitzø crying]
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    Are you okay?!
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    What happened?
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    - No, no, don’t touch me!
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    I destroy everything, everyo- I-
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    I make everyone’s lives worse.
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    - Not mine!
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    Blitz…
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    Remember how we met?
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    - What?
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    [Pool balls clacking]
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    [Guitar strums]
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    - Soooo.
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    You the bitch that took our hit?
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    - You lookin’ for payback?
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    If so, you came to the wrong fucking BAR!
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    [Millie grunting]
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    - Wo-hoh!
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    Ni-ice shot!
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    I can see why Moxxie was so impressed with you.
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    [Millie growls]
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    [Millie grunting]
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    Hup- oh!
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    Impressive!
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    - Who’s that?
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    Your boss? Hah!
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    - Ow!
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    HA he fucking wishes.
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    No, I work for myself, lady.
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    Nice one!
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    - Bullshit!
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    Who sent you?
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    Who are you working for?!
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    - What? You don’t believe me?
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    - Imps don’t work for themselves, asshole.
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    - Well this one does,
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    and he’s very interested in having you join his team.
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    [Millie grunts]
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    - You think you have anything to offer me?
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    Double whatever you’re getting paid now!
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    Ha ha!
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    - I’m between jobs.
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    HAH!
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    [Blitzø grunts]
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    - Huh.
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    This powerhouse? How’d that happen?
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    - Not exactly a shortage of imp assassins in Wrath.
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    Reputation is everything.
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    - And what’s your reputation, hmm?
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    [Millie grunts]
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    - Who the fuck are you?
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    - Someone with an eye for potential.
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    Now you wanna keep working for peanuts,
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    or do you want to shake things up?
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    - You’re fucking weird. I’m in.
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    So who’s that Moxxie guy you mentioned?
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    - Oh, your new coworker.
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    Yeah, you- you’ll fucking hate him.
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    MILLIE: That year I spent getting to know your rag tag team
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    and making our mark in the assassin game-
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    it was fun.
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    - Welcome to I.M.P.
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    [Millie gasps]
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    - Holy shit!
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    - Sir, what is this?
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    - This baby right here is our future, ‘kay?
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    So I figured we deserve an upgrade, right?
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    New office, new clients, new ring.
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    Go on, check it out!
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    What, not nice enough for you?
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    I did the fucking best I could.
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    - We… heh.
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    We don’t deserve this.
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    - Huh?
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    - We’re just Wrathians, Blitz.
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    Muscle.
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    It’s all we’re good for, all I’m good for.
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    It’s why you hired me.
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    Any demon good at making a buck is welcome in Lust or Greed, but here?
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    Demons like us ain’t cut out for this.
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    - Ummm, fuck you.
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    - What?
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    - Millie, I have spent too much of my time, energy, and holes
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    into setting this up for us to entertain your bullshit.
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    I brought you into this company for a reason, okay?
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    You’re tougher, smarter,
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    and frankly more capable than anyone I’ve ever met in any ring.
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    And I’m more fuckable and business savvy than any succu-bitch alive,
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    Loonie’s perfect, and Moxxie’s…
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    probably got some good traits too and I’m sure we’ll figure them out eventually.
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    The point is,
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    if we can’t make it here then-
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    then no one deserves to, right?
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    'Kay, so stop killing my buzz, and come on, I wanna show you my office!
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    MILLIE: Most of my life I bought into the idea
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    that all I could ever be was a simple farm girl.
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    Or best an underpaid goon.
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    Until I met some knuckle head who never gave a fuck
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    about what anyone else said he could or couldn’t be.
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    He made me believe he could be anything.
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    And that made me feel like I could be anything, too.
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    He gave me so much...
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    A career, a husband, a future.
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    And now...
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    He’s my best friend.
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    - You…
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    you don’t hate me?
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    - Naw, never.
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    Look.
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    What I said earlier,
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    you’ve just always been so unbothered by everything.
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    Almost bulletproof and,
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    I guess I never realized how much I depended on that.
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    I didn’t know how to react to you being reduced to…
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    Bethany.
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    But I should’ve respected you like you always do for me.
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    I’m sorry.
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    - Better?
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    - Much.
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    - Good.
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    - Now-
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    you ready to finish this thing?
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    - Yeah!
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    But we still don’t even know what this thing is!
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    - Come on, Blitz.
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    What’s the only thing you know that comes to Earth
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    and fucks with people’s minds that badly.
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    - I don’t know, it’s something that like an infestor demon would do-
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    ohhh.
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    - Bingo!
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    SPOOKY VOICE: So-ho. Figured it out, have you?
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    A bit out of your depth,
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    aren’t you little ones?
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    [Creepy laughter]
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    - Damn our tiny fucking legs!
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    ROLANDO: You know my secret,
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    I guess you gotta die like all the reeest!
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    [Blitzø grunts and coughs]
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    Oh, this is fun!
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    [Rolando laughs]
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    - Atta girl, Mils!
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    - No thatta, bitch!
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    [Maniacal laughter]
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    You call yourselves assassins!
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    Eenie,
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    meenie,
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    miny…
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    mo.
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    Welcome to the show, asshole.
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    I hear this one’s a real titillator.
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    - Blitz!
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    - Looks like someone’s trying to ruin our good time.
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    That was a nice heart to heart y'all had earlier.
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    Be a shame if you went and ruined it
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    like you always do.
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    [Ronaldo cackling]
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    - Are you oka-
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    AHH!
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    - Oh the filthy little Wrathian wants to help!
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    You can’t help anyone, you’re just the muscle remember?
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    It’s all you and your imp kind are good for,
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    you said it yourself.
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    I’m in his mind, bitch, I see everything.
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    Every thought, every opinion, and boy-
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    does he have some nasty shit to say about you.
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    [Maniacal laughter]
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    - No, STOP!
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    - Your level of insecurity is intoxicating.
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    I can’t wait to see how you taste
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    when you drive away the one person left
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    who puts up with your bullshit.
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    He thinks you’re a brute!
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    Too stupid to do anything but kill!
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    You never should’ve left the farm!
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    You’re nothing but a backwards,
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    filthy,
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    inbred,
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    lowborn,
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    fucking hick!
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    [Millie chuckles]
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    - Ya done?
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    - Excuse me?
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    Nobody cares about you or what you want,
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    they’re too caught up in their own misery
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    to even remember you exist.
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    - Now look here, combover.
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    You may think you know everything,
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    but you missed two.
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    One: your words don’t mean shit to me,
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    and two:
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    Blitz can handle this!
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    So buckle up, buttercup!
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    - Ugh, good work Mils.
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    Oh-ho!
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    Ah FUCK, IT’S ME!
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    - Oh! Shit, sorry!
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    [Millie chuckles]
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    Good to have you back, boss.
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    - You little ass plugs are done for.
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    You’re dead, Bethany!
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    - Well that’s where you’re wrong.
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    I ain’t Bethany Ghost-Fucker.
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    Tonight I’m Blitz DEMON-DICKER!
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    [Electricy crackling]
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    [Rolando screaming]
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    [Screaming turns distorted]
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    And THAT’S how you get GHOST-FUCKED!!
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    - Let’s go home.
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    - Yeah, fuck hotels.
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    - So I’m your best friend, huh?
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    - What do you think?
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    - I think…
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    I- I’ve never had a real friend that I didn’t wanna fuck.
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    - That mean you’re not gonna try to be our third anymore?
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    - No.
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    Not anymore.
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    - The bird got to you that bad, huh?
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    - I guess.
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    - Sooo, you gonna keep stalking us all the time?
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    - Well you know, your husband is still a little fuckable.
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    - Yeah, he is.
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    I hope he’s doing okay.
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    - I did it?
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    I did it!
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    I finally figured it out!
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    - You uh...
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    You forgot to carry the two there.
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    TV NARRATOR: Now back to Ghost Fuckers,
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    The Musicaaaal!
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    [Moxxie gasps]
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    [Piano]
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    MAN: Bethany!
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    This is it!
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    Let the spirits fill you!
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    BETHANY: Oh my god, I’m gonna do it!
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    I’m gonna fuck a ghost.
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    ♪ My spirit box is humming hot! ♪
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    ♪ Drippin' down my thigh. ♪
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    ♪ The portal gapes, my body aches! ♪
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    ♪ C’mon ghost, give me a try! ♪
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    ♪ I’m ready! ♪
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    ♪ I wanna fuck a ghost! ♪
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    MAN: Bethany, the spectrometer’s going crazy!
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    This ghost has huge dead dick energy!
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    BETHANY: Hot!
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    ♪ You can take me from beyond! ♪
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    ♪ Lemme taste your ectoplasm. ♪
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    ♪ I want the dick that no one gets! ♪
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    ♪ Make me polter-gasm. ♪
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    ♪ I’m ready! ♪
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    ♪ I wanna fuck a ghost! ♪
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    ENSEMBLE: ♪ She’s ready! ♪
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    ♪ She wants to fuck a ghost. ♪
  • 26:20 - 26:22
    BETHANY: ♪ ‘Cause we’re ghost fuckers! ♪
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    ♪ We love fuckin ghosts! ♪
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    ♪ Yeah, we’re ghost fuckers ♪
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    ♪ They’re really dead, ♪
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    ♪ and we’re really horny! ♪
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    ♪ No silly laws of god or man, ♪
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    ♪ can keep us from our sexy plan! ♪
  • 26:41 - 26:45
    ♪ To up slicking a spectral slut, ♪
  • 26:45 - 26:51
    ♪ we can’t wait to ghost-bust a nut! ♪
  • 26:51 - 26:53
    ♪ I’m ready! ♪
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    ♪ I wanna fuck a ghost! ♪
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    ♪ Yeah I do, I’m ready! ♪
  • 27:00 - 27:01
    ♪ I wanna fuck a- ♪
  • 27:01 - 27:03
    ♪ Yeah, I wanna fuck a- ♪
  • 27:03 - 27:05
    ♪ Yeah, I wanna fuck a- ♪
  • 27:05 - 27:07
    ♪ I wanna fuck a- ♪
  • 27:07 - 27:08
    ♪ Yeah, I wanna fuck a- ♪
  • 27:08 - 27:10
    ♪ Oh I wanna fuck a- ♪
  • 27:10 - 27:12
    ♪ [Sexually] Yeah! I wanna fuck a- ♪
  • 27:12 - 27:15
    Oh god! Oh my god that was way too cold, I totally regret it.
  • 27:15 - 27:16
    But hot.
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    ENSEMBLE: ♪ Oh yeah, she fucked a ghost. ♪♪
Title:
HELLUVA BOSS - GHOSTF**KERS // S2: Episode 10
Description:
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Video Language:
English
Duration:
27:25

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