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[Millie humming happily]
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- Howdy, Mister!
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Fine mornin’!
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Another day in paradise!
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- Oh shit, it’s morning.
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- Uh, yeah.
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Have you been here all night?
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And what are you doing?
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- Blitz bought two hundred taxidermy owls,
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then said I couldn’t go home until I burned
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[Whispering] all of them.
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[Knocking]
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- Hey! I got an order here for a hundred more waaacky owls!
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- Fuuuuuuck.
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- Hey, I haven’t seen you guys in a while, heh!
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Do like wanna hang out some-
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[Door slams]
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[From behind the door] Okay! That answers that, I say, I say.
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- Blitz is still sulking?
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It’s been over a month.
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And where is Moxxie?
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He didn’t come home last night.
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[Moxxie screeches]
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Honey...?
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You okaaay?
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- I’m stuck in a math nightmare!!
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[Hyperventilating]
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The numbers, the numbers, I can’t make them add up!
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We’re FUCKED!
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- Come on, baby.
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It can’t be that bad.
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- He drained our pension, and used it to buy THESE!
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[Horse whinnies]
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- Damn.
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I’ve never seen him in such bad shape.
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- Bad? Bad?!
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This isn’t bad!
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This is just a FINANCIAL APOCALYPSE!
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- I usually just give him space to work his shit out, but…
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you think I should talk to him?
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- We’re gonna get audited, we’re gonna be evicted, we’re going BANKRUPT!
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Our lives are over Millie, all my hard work gone in a flash!
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Ohhh I should’ve been a theater critic, I have objectively correct opinions.
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[Continued mumbling] We- we’re gonna default.
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BLITZØ: Loona, I need my piss bucket NOW. MOXXIE: [Muffled] We're gonna default.
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BLITZØ: Loona, I need my piss bucket NOW. MOXXIE: And you know what,
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BLITZØ: Loona, I need my piss bucket NOW. MOXXIE: it's not my fault that we're gonna default.
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MOXXIE: [Muffled] IT’S HIS FAULT!
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BETHANY: Oh, ooh, okay. I am getting a real sexy energy from this room!
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Oh, there is definitely a fuckable spirit here.
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- Yeah get that spooky ghoul cock, bitch.
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MILLIE: Blitz?
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- Go away!
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MILLIE: I’m comin’ in.
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- Read the chains!
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- Blitz, what are you doing?
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You’ve been in here watching this earth trash forever.
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- I’M COPING!
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- Yeaaah well...
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You’ve "coped" away every dollar we had.
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- Those plates are collectables, Millie. I’m gonna sell 'em next year
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for three times as much and then I’ll have something to show for it
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when the things I care about vanish.
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- Mmmkay.
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You know,
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my mama always said, the best way to deal with being sad-
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is the sweat and blood of hard work.
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Washes the tears right off.
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I don’t need any of your "folksy-doksy" fucking country wisdom, Millie.
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I need to watch the Ghost Fuckers get dicked down by a disembodied spirit
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and eat my feelings til I die from a heart attack or diabetes,
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whichever pops my heart open first.
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- I don’t get it, Blitz.
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All this over a breakup?
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- IT WAS NOT A BREAKUP!
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You need a relationship for one of those and we never had that.
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And we never will.
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- Ohhh, Blitz.
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[Phone ringing]
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- What?!
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- We have a client.
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BLITZØ: Tell them to FUCK OFF!
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- Don’t!
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I’ll be right there.
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RITA: You know, my psychic told me I’d be going somewhere bad on Wednesday.
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I just thought she meant Baltimore, I didn’t think it was
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HELL!
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- Mhm, mhm, interesting.
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Oh look! Someone whose job it is to listen to you.
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- What’s going on?
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- Okayyy! From the top.
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I went for my usual tarot reading last week, and-
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- No, no. Fast forward to who killed you.
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- Ohhh, m'okay.
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Yesterday I was killed by the evil ghost haunting a spooky hotel.
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- Um.
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Ma’am.
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I don’t know how to tell you this but-
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when humans die they either end up here…
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or up there.
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- Ohhhh, okay.
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I don’t understand.
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- She’s saying ghosts aren’t real, lady! -
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- She’s saying ghosts aren’t real, lady! [Quickly approaching footsteps]
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- Ghost!? I heard ghost.
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Where’s the ghost I can fuck- er, hunt?
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- Blitz, calm down!
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Someone killed this lady but it wasn’t-
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- Millie!
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Let me have this.
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- But-
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[Deep breath and sigh]
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- Alright so tell me what it looked like, starting with its hotness and tightness.
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How many- how many abs would you say you witnessed?
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- Well.
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At least he’s out of his office!
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- I don’t know if this is a good idea.
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- He’ll be fine.
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We’ll check the place out, see what passes on Earth for creepy,
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and Blitz will get all this out of his system.
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You just need to keep an eye on Moxxie, he’s a little-
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- BANKRUPTCY, BANKRUPTCY, BANKRUPTCY!
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- Upsetti.
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- I don’t take orders from you, grandma.
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- Look,
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I can’t keep both of them out of trouble at the same time.
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I need your help.
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Please?
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- Get in loser,
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we’re going ghost fuckin’!
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- Ugh. Fine. I’ll watch the nerd.
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But you’re the one cleaning off the van.
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- Thanks.
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Loona.
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- Don’t get used to it!
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[Magical whoosh]
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- Let’s gape this hole wide open!
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[Tires screeching]
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[Crash]
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BLITZØ: We’re here.
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Huh, interesting.
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Aren’t we supposed to be at a haunted hotel?
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[Spooky music]
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Oh-ho, yeah, this place is gonna be ripe with fuckable spirits.
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I gotta get a reading.
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- Blitz, look.
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I know this is fun and all but, come back to reality.
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You do know ghosts aren’t real, right?
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- But they are.
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- Oh my fucking Satan.
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What is that?
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- You like it?
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It’s Bethany Ghost-Fucker’s ghost sucker: nine thousand.
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Sure to get you a ghost after a ghost gets you…
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off.
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Only set me back a couple thousand!
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- A couple what?!
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You haven’t paid me in a month.
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- Uh oh! Looks like it sucked all the fun outta you.
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Now hurry up and put this on, those ghosts aren’t gonna fuck themselves.
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[Deep breath]
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- He needs this. He needs this.
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He needs this.
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[Lightning strike and spooky music]
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- Welcome to the One Star Wonder,
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where it’s a wonder we still have that star.
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How may I help you today?
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- [Valley accent] We’re filming a very special episode of my hit show
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and we’re gonna need access to every room in this dump.
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- Christ, you Hollywood assholes are pushy little pricks.
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I can’t just give you keys to every ba-
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Well snap me in half!
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You're Bethany Ghost-Fucker from that one show…
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- It’s called Ghost Fuckers, idiot.
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- No, but you’re getting close.
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Anyway, I am glad to see you folks.
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We’ve been having more
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disturbances than usual lately.
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- What kind? Se- sexy disturbances?
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- The kind that are killing my guests.
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[Spooky screams]
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- Well there definitely ain’t no such thing as ghosts.
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But we’ll get to the bottom of what’s killing your guests.
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- [Valley accent] Uh yeah, except ghosts are real, camera man.
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- They’re a conspiracy, Bethany.
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- [Valley accent] Uh, then what do I plan on fucking tonight, camera man?
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Ah! Where’s my lube?
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- Look, real or not, this shit needs to stop.
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- [Valley accent] Uh, then we’ll need those keys, cocksucker.
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[Valley accent] Every last one of them, keys and condoms, hand 'em over.
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Oh, I just can’t tell you how glad I’ll be to be rid of them.
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Just do me a flavor and clean up any fluids left behind.
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They already killed my last cleaning lady, now I’m stuck with this.
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[Labored breathing]
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- [Millie and Blitzø in unison] Eugh.
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- Buh- buh-
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bitch- bitch!
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- Poor thing can’t even blink.
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- [Valley accent] No promises! Heh.
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Come along Mil-
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…ton.
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- Blitz, we have a job to do. -
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- Blitz, we have a job to do. [Phone ringing]
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Someone killed that lady and it wasn’t no phantom,
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so we should be tracking-
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- Woah! Mils, just ‘cause you’re a hick
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does not mean you can drop that f-bomb all willy nilly.
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They hate that word.
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- I- what?
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What "F"?
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- Sh-shh- sh, shut your bigot mouth, I’m gettin' a reading.
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- Hold on, there might be someone in there!
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- Yeah you bet your ass there’s someone in there!
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A ghost, about to get a mouthful of si... si...
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I don’t know, SOMETHING SEXUAL!
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LOOK ALIVE YOU UNDEAD COCK SLEEVE!
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[Couple shrieks]
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[Valley accent] Prepare to get sucked off to the astral plane-
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BITCH!
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- Oh my, Delores!
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- Dammit, Blitz, they aren’t ghosts!
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These are just shriveled humans!
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No offense.
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- Think you’re pretty slick, huh?
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You looking for a fight?
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I’ll give you a fight!
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- [Sighs] Let’s leave these two- oof!
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- I fuckin' beat the Nazis,
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and I’ll beat you too, bitch!
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- Look out Millie, he’s a patriot!
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- Get him Harold!
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DOLORES: Get back here you red, little shit!
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Get back here! AHHHHH!
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[Funky music]
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How dare you hurt my Hermie, I mean Humie I mean…
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fuck!
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♪ I’ve got longing and desire, ♪ DOLORES: Why am I chasing you again,
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♪ My heart burns with forbidden fire ♪ DOLORES: I don’t know, but I’m fucking angry!
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♪ for a spooky, ♪
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♪ a spooky kind of looove. ♪
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♪ Ooh la la ooh ♪ -
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♪ Ooh la la ooh ♪ ♪ Nobody tries to understand it, ♪
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♪ But I can feel my soul demand it, ♪
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♪ a spooky, ♪
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♪ a spooky kind of looove. ♪
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♪ And I don’t care, ♪
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♪ what they say about me. ♪
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♪ I don't care, ♪
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♪ I just gotta be free. ♪
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♪ To run, run, run, run, run. ♪
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♪ Free to run, run, run, run, run. ♪
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♪ Free to run, run, run, run, run. ♪
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♪ Free to run, run, run, run into the arms of ♪
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♪ a spooky, ♪
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♪ a spooky kind of looove. ♪
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♪ A spooky kind of love. ♪
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♪ A spooky kind of looove. ♪♪
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BLITZØ: Wow, nice one, Mils.
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I think I found the problem though!
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The readings were coming from above us, so let’s get up there and-
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oh, ass!
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- Enough!
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- What?
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- I’m done.
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I don’t wanna play ghost hunter with you, and I-
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- Uh, It’s ghost-fuckers.
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- I wasn’t done!
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You know, I always love to have fun with you,
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and I ain’t said boo to you moping around like a sad sack for weeks.
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But we have bills to pay.
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So look,
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you can go be pathetic and play sex ghosts, if that’s what you need to do,
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but I gotta get this job done.
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- Fine!
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Who needs you anyway!?
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[Valley accent] Bethany Ghost-Fucker works ALONE!
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Yeah, who needs you anyway?
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Fucking ghost denying piece of shi-IIIT!
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What the fuck is this?
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[Eerie music]
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Ugh, uh, ahh!
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Oh shit.
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Shit, shit shit shit.
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Satan, Satan, Satan. Oh, FUCK!
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Millie?!
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[Gasping]
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Millie?! Millie I need help!
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I can’t hold on, Millie!!
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[Gasping]
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Oh, oh fuck me, the hell is that?
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Wo-AAH!
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[Blitzø screaming]
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Millie!
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Did you not hear me calling for help?
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M-M-Mils!
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- [Distorted] You ALWAYS need help, Blitz!
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Always needing to take from those around you,
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and leaving them worse and more broken than you found them.
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You think you can change?
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You’ll never stop fucking people’s lives up.
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When was the last time you actually loved someone without hurting them?
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[Blitzø hyperventilating]
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BLITZØ: MOM!
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Momma-
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I was having the worst dream.
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[Blitzø sobbing]
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- [Distorted] This isn’t a dream,
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this is your life.
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And it always will be.
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NO! NO, NO, NO MOM I’M SORRY!
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MOM PLEASE I’M SORRY!
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- Blitz?
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BLITZ! [Blitzø crying]
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Are you okay?!
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What happened?
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- No, no, don’t touch me!
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I destroy everything, everyo- I-
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I make everyone’s lives worse.
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- Not mine!
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Blitz…
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Remember how we met?
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- What?
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[Pool balls clacking]
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[Guitar strums]
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- Soooo.
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You the bitch that took our hit?
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- You lookin’ for payback?
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If so, you came to the wrong fucking BAR!
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[Millie grunting]
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- Wo-hoh!
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Ni-ice shot!
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I can see why Moxxie was so impressed with you.
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[Millie growls]
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[Millie grunting]
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Hup- oh!
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Impressive!
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- Who’s that?
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Your boss? Hah!
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- Ow!
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HA he fucking wishes.
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No, I work for myself, lady.
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Nice one!
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- Bullshit!
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Who sent you?
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Who are you working for?!
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- What? You don’t believe me?
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- Imps don’t work for themselves, asshole.
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- Well this one does,
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and he’s very interested in having you join his team.
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[Millie grunts]
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- You think you have anything to offer me?
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Double whatever you’re getting paid now!
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Ha ha!
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- I’m between jobs.
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HAH!
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[Blitzø grunts]
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- Huh.
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This powerhouse? How’d that happen?
00:14:41.014 --> 00:14:44.450
- Not exactly a shortage of imp assassins in Wrath.
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Reputation is everything.
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- And what’s your reputation, hmm?
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[Millie grunts]
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- Who the fuck are you?
00:15:03.330 --> 00:15:05.586
- Someone with an eye for potential.
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Now you wanna keep working for peanuts,
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or do you want to shake things up?
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- You’re fucking weird. I’m in.
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So who’s that Moxxie guy you mentioned?
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- Oh, your new coworker.
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Yeah, you- you’ll fucking hate him.
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MILLIE: That year I spent getting to know your rag tag team
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and making our mark in the assassin game-
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it was fun.
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- Welcome to I.M.P.
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[Millie gasps]
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- Holy shit!
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- Sir, what is this?
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- This baby right here is our future, ‘kay?
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So I figured we deserve an upgrade, right?
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New office, new clients, new ring.
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Go on, check it out!
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What, not nice enough for you?
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I did the fucking best I could.
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- We… heh.
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We don’t deserve this.
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- Huh?
00:16:10.299 --> 00:16:12.266
- We’re just Wrathians, Blitz.
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Muscle.
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It’s all we’re good for, all I’m good for.
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It’s why you hired me.
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Any demon good at making a buck is welcome in Lust or Greed, but here?
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Demons like us ain’t cut out for this.
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- Ummm, fuck you.
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- What?
00:16:28.686 --> 00:16:32.542
- Millie, I have spent too much of my time, energy, and holes
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into setting this up for us to entertain your bullshit.
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I brought you into this company for a reason, okay?
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You’re tougher, smarter,
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and frankly more capable than anyone I’ve ever met in any ring.
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And I’m more fuckable and business savvy than any succu-bitch alive,
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Loonie’s perfect, and Moxxie’s…
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probably got some good traits too and I’m sure we’ll figure them out eventually.
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The point is,
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if we can’t make it here then-
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then no one deserves to, right?
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'Kay, so stop killing my buzz, and come on, I wanna show you my office!
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MILLIE: Most of my life I bought into the idea
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that all I could ever be was a simple farm girl.
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Or best an underpaid goon.
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Until I met some knuckle head who never gave a fuck
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about what anyone else said he could or couldn’t be.
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He made me believe he could be anything.
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And that made me feel like I could be anything, too.
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He gave me so much...
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A career, a husband, a future.
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And now...
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He’s my best friend.
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- You…
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you don’t hate me?
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- Naw, never.
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Look.
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What I said earlier,
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you’ve just always been so unbothered by everything.
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Almost bulletproof and,
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I guess I never realized how much I depended on that.
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I didn’t know how to react to you being reduced to…
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Bethany.
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But I should’ve respected you like you always do for me.
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I’m sorry.
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- Better?
00:18:03.144 --> 00:18:03.813
- Much.
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- Good.
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- Now-
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you ready to finish this thing?
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- Yeah!
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But we still don’t even know what this thing is!
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- Come on, Blitz.
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What’s the only thing you know that comes to Earth
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and fucks with people’s minds that badly.
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- I don’t know, it’s something that like an infestor demon would do-
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ohhh.
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- Bingo!
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SPOOKY VOICE: So-ho. Figured it out, have you?
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A bit out of your depth,
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aren’t you little ones?
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[Creepy laughter]
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- Damn our tiny fucking legs!
00:18:38.213 --> 00:18:40.528
ROLANDO: You know my secret,
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I guess you gotta die like all the reeest!
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[Blitzø grunts and coughs]
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Oh, this is fun!
00:18:59.599 --> 00:19:01.785
[Rolando laughs]
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- Atta girl, Mils!
00:19:08.843 --> 00:19:10.586
- No thatta, bitch!
00:19:31.013 --> 00:19:37.075
[Maniacal laughter]
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You call yourselves assassins!
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Eenie,
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meenie,
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miny…
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mo.
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Welcome to the show, asshole.
00:20:06.486 --> 00:20:09.657
I hear this one’s a real titillator.
00:20:28.385 --> 00:20:29.200
- Blitz!
00:20:33.614 --> 00:20:38.713
- Looks like someone’s trying to ruin our good time.
00:20:40.770 --> 00:20:44.355
That was a nice heart to heart y'all had earlier.
00:20:44.356 --> 00:20:47.399
Be a shame if you went and ruined it
00:20:47.401 --> 00:20:49.770
like you always do.
00:20:54.270 --> 00:20:57.928
[Ronaldo cackling]
00:21:01.442 --> 00:21:02.213
- Are you oka-
00:21:02.214 --> 00:21:03.213
AHH!
00:21:07.314 --> 00:21:11.528
- Oh the filthy little Wrathian wants to help!
00:21:13.742 --> 00:21:17.057
You can’t help anyone, you’re just the muscle remember?
00:21:17.057 --> 00:21:20.229
It’s all you and your imp kind are good for,
00:21:20.230 --> 00:21:22.086
you said it yourself.
00:21:23.400 --> 00:21:26.528
I’m in his mind, bitch, I see everything.
00:21:26.786 --> 00:21:30.528
Every thought, every opinion, and boy-
00:21:30.786 --> 00:21:35.413
does he have some nasty shit to say about you.
00:21:36.156 --> 00:21:40.199
[Maniacal laughter]
00:21:43.871 --> 00:21:45.986
- No, STOP!
00:21:47.114 --> 00:21:50.986
- Your level of insecurity is intoxicating.
00:21:50.987 --> 00:21:54.913
I can’t wait to see how you taste
00:21:54.915 --> 00:21:58.628
when you drive away the one person left
00:21:58.630 --> 00:22:01.586
who puts up with your bullshit.
00:22:07.586 --> 00:22:09.885
He thinks you’re a brute!
00:22:10.229 --> 00:22:13.671
Too stupid to do anything but kill!
00:22:14.900 --> 00:22:17.913
You never should’ve left the farm!
00:22:17.914 --> 00:22:20.343
You’re nothing but a backwards,
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filthy,
00:22:21.101 --> 00:22:22.170
inbred,
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lowborn,
00:22:23.513 --> 00:22:25.713
fucking hick!
00:22:27.557 --> 00:22:28.599
[Millie chuckles]
00:22:28.671 --> 00:22:29.286
- Ya done?
00:22:29.287 --> 00:22:30.402
- Excuse me?
00:22:33.929 --> 00:22:37.113
Nobody cares about you or what you want,
00:22:37.114 --> 00:22:39.708
they’re too caught up in their own misery
00:22:39.713 --> 00:22:42.213
to even remember you exist.
00:22:42.356 --> 00:22:44.320
- Now look here, combover.
00:22:44.520 --> 00:22:46.645
You may think you know everything,
00:22:46.846 --> 00:22:47.846
but you missed two.
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One: your words don’t mean shit to me,
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and two:
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Blitz can handle this!
00:22:54.542 --> 00:22:56.685
So buckle up, buttercup!
00:23:19.557 --> 00:23:21.545
- Ugh, good work Mils.
00:23:21.744 --> 00:23:22.447
Oh-ho!
00:23:22.647 --> 00:23:24.342
Ah FUCK, IT’S ME!
00:23:24.344 --> 00:23:25.971
- Oh! Shit, sorry!
00:23:25.971 --> 00:23:26.786
[Millie chuckles]
00:23:26.787 --> 00:23:28.229
Good to have you back, boss.
00:23:28.230 --> 00:23:30.971
- You little ass plugs are done for.
00:23:30.971 --> 00:23:32.971
You’re dead, Bethany!
00:23:37.900 --> 00:23:40.400
- Well that’s where you’re wrong.
00:23:40.401 --> 00:23:43.129
I ain’t Bethany Ghost-Fucker.
00:23:43.171 --> 00:23:47.600
Tonight I’m Blitz DEMON-DICKER!
00:23:56.913 --> 00:23:58.671
[Electricy crackling]
00:23:58.672 --> 00:24:02.171
[Rolando screaming]
00:24:02.371 --> 00:24:05.814
[Screaming turns distorted]
00:24:07.171 --> 00:24:11.770
And THAT’S how you get GHOST-FUCKED!!
00:24:12.000 --> 00:24:13.557
- Let’s go home.
00:24:14.557 --> 00:24:16.900
- Yeah, fuck hotels.
00:24:23.528 --> 00:24:25.599
- So I’m your best friend, huh?
00:24:25.601 --> 00:24:26.700
- What do you think?
00:24:26.799 --> 00:24:28.500
- I think…
00:24:28.828 --> 00:24:32.156
I- I’ve never had a real friend that I didn’t wanna fuck.
00:24:32.757 --> 00:24:36.413
- That mean you’re not gonna try to be our third anymore?
00:24:36.786 --> 00:24:38.090
- No.
00:24:39.429 --> 00:24:40.857
Not anymore.
00:24:43.929 --> 00:24:46.057
- The bird got to you that bad, huh?
00:24:46.057 --> 00:24:47.299
- I guess.
00:24:47.986 --> 00:24:51.414
- Sooo, you gonna keep stalking us all the time?
00:24:51.442 --> 00:24:53.843
- Well you know, your husband is still a little fuckable.
00:24:53.844 --> 00:24:55.671
- Yeah, he is.
00:24:55.742 --> 00:24:57.813
I hope he’s doing okay.
00:25:01.700 --> 00:25:02.961
- I did it?
00:25:03.586 --> 00:25:04.849
I did it!
00:25:05.286 --> 00:25:08.086
I finally figured it out!
00:25:08.114 --> 00:25:09.114
- You uh...
00:25:09.194 --> 00:25:11.086
You forgot to carry the two there.
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TV NARRATOR: Now back to Ghost Fuckers,
00:25:18.914 --> 00:25:20.913
The Musicaaaal!
00:25:20.914 --> 00:25:21.671
[Moxxie gasps]
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[Piano]
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MAN: Bethany!
00:25:23.885 --> 00:25:24.856
This is it!
00:25:25.256 --> 00:25:27.329
Let the spirits fill you!
00:25:27.329 --> 00:25:28.742
BETHANY: Oh my god, I’m gonna do it!
00:25:28.743 --> 00:25:30.299
I’m gonna fuck a ghost.
00:25:31.213 --> 00:25:34.114
♪ My spirit box is humming hot! ♪
00:25:34.115 --> 00:25:38.113
♪ Drippin' down my thigh. ♪
00:25:38.114 --> 00:25:41.100
♪ The portal gapes, my body aches! ♪
00:25:41.299 --> 00:25:44.570
♪ C’mon ghost, give me a try! ♪
00:25:44.571 --> 00:25:47.042
♪ I’m ready! ♪
00:25:47.044 --> 00:25:49.129
♪ I wanna fuck a ghost! ♪
00:25:49.130 --> 00:25:51.757
MAN: Bethany, the spectrometer’s going crazy!
00:25:51.758 --> 00:25:55.356
This ghost has huge dead dick energy!
00:25:55.357 --> 00:25:56.229
BETHANY: Hot!
00:25:56.230 --> 00:25:58.971
♪ You can take me from beyond! ♪
00:25:58.971 --> 00:26:02.841
♪ Lemme taste your ectoplasm. ♪
00:26:02.843 --> 00:26:06.014
♪ I want the dick that no one gets! ♪
00:26:06.015 --> 00:26:09.471
♪ Make me polter-gasm. ♪
00:26:09.471 --> 00:26:11.942
♪ I’m ready! ♪
00:26:11.943 --> 00:26:14.257
♪ I wanna fuck a ghost! ♪
00:26:14.713 --> 00:26:17.213
ENSEMBLE: ♪ She’s ready! ♪
00:26:17.257 --> 00:26:19.657
♪ She wants to fuck a ghost. ♪
00:26:19.657 --> 00:26:22.256
BETHANY: ♪ ‘Cause we’re ghost fuckers! ♪
00:26:22.258 --> 00:26:25.929
♪ We love fuckin ghosts! ♪
00:26:26.643 --> 00:26:29.385
♪ Yeah, we’re ghost fuckers ♪
00:26:29.386 --> 00:26:31.128
♪ They’re really dead, ♪
00:26:31.130 --> 00:26:34.729
♪ and we’re really horny! ♪
00:26:34.856 --> 00:26:38.242
♪ No silly laws of god or man, ♪
00:26:38.243 --> 00:26:41.252
♪ can keep us from our sexy plan! ♪
00:26:41.452 --> 00:26:45.185
♪ To up slicking a spectral slut, ♪
00:26:45.486 --> 00:26:50.528
♪ we can’t wait to ghost-bust a nut! ♪
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♪ I’m ready! ♪
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♪ I wanna fuck a ghost! ♪
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♪ Yeah I do, I’m ready! ♪
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♪ I wanna fuck a- ♪
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♪ Yeah, I wanna fuck a- ♪
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♪ Yeah, I wanna fuck a- ♪
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♪ I wanna fuck a- ♪
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♪ Yeah, I wanna fuck a- ♪
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♪ Oh I wanna fuck a- ♪
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♪ [Sexually] Yeah! I wanna fuck a- ♪
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Oh god! Oh my god that was way too cold, I totally regret it.
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But hot.
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ENSEMBLE: ♪ Oh yeah, she fucked a ghost. ♪♪