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THIS MOVIE HAS BEEN MADE BY OLD PEOPLE
WHO THINK THEY UNDERSTAND TEENAGERS
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(clicks mouse)
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(piano interlude)
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Hey! Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!
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(groans)
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(farts)
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ONLINE THERE'S A LOT OF DUMB SHIT
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(grunts)
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BUT NOT AS DUMB AS
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THIS MOVIE
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(giggles)
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You didn't tell me you
were gonna film this.
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(giggles) Okay.
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(unzipping pants)
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ON APRIL 9TH, 2013, A VIDEO
OF TRISHA PAYTA'S WAS ANONYMOUSLY POSTED
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TO THE INTERNET
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- (man) Hey, look, look.
- (laughter off screen)
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OMG did you see the Trisha vid?!
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Ya! Shouldn't someone
tell the cops or something?
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Meh.
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- WHORE
- SLUT
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PEE QUEEN!
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3 DAYS LATER...
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Hey, my little fishies,
I thought I would kill myself.
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(gun shot)
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(screaming off screen)
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TODAY IS THE ANNIVERSARY
OF HER DEATH
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(SKYPE music)
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(everyone) Hi, guys!
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Why are we all talking at once?
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What do you guys think about
this for the party tonight?
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It looks like something
I should fuck you in.
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(everyone) True!
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I'm serious.
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Who's your buddy?
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Who is that?
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Who is that person?
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It's probably my mom.
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She gets lonely when she drinks.
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It's probably a glitch, bros.
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- (SKYPE alarm)
- GUESS WHO!?!
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(Shane) Well, the glitch just typed.
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(girl) Who would hack
into a dead girl's account?
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Maybe it's Trisha.
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All right, everyone, hands up.
Who's doing this?
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Hold on, I'm gonna sperm.
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Tell me who posted the video
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...or someone dies.
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THIS SPRING
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Guys? Seriously, who peed in her mouth?
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Let's play a game...
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...lights out!
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(screaming)
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"Why don't they just turn off their Skype?"
- The NY Times
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There's someone in here!
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(woman) Hi!
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(screaming)
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"Why wouldn't the just turn off their computers?"
- Wallstreet Journal
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Guys, wait!
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Why don't we just turn off SKYPE?
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(all) Nah!
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- (groans)
- (everyone else screams)
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- (blender whirs)
- (screams)
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(shrill scream)
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- (slurping)
- Noooooooo!
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Anyone want a smoothie?
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SKYPE, seriously,
let's just turn off SKYPE.
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...4
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(screams)
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Let's just turn it off!
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...3
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(screams)
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Turn it off!
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....2
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(screams)
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(explosion)
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...1
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Oh.
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(SKYPE hangs up)
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That was easy!
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UNFRIENDED
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The trailer's gonna be
better than the movie.
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(vapid giggle)
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COMING SOON
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Hey, what's up, you guys?
Hopefully you enjoyed
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that dumb ass parody.
It was so much fun to make.
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Hopefully it was fun to watch.
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Make sure to check out
the alternate version
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with a twist ending over there.
Also make sure to give
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this video a thumbs up
and subscribe.
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I make new videos all the time.
Check out my latest video
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down there,
and my latest Vlog down there.
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All right, you guys, I'll see you later.
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And remember,
turn off your computers.
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Bye!
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[captioned by Subtitle YouTube]
