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Dialogue: 0,0:00:00.00,0:00:03.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,THIS MOVIE HAS BEEN MADE BY OLD PEOPLE\NWHO THINK THEY UNDERSTAND TEENAGERS
Dialogue: 0,0:00:05.75,0:00:07.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(clicks mouse)
Dialogue: 0,0:00:07.43,0:00:09.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(piano interlude)
Dialogue: 0,0:00:11.08,0:00:13.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey! Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:13.05,0:00:14.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(groans)
Dialogue: 0,0:00:14.33,0:00:15.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(farts)
Dialogue: 0,0:00:15.09,0:00:17.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,ONLINE THERE'S A LOT OF DUMB SHIT
Dialogue: 0,0:00:20.39,0:00:21.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(grunts)
Dialogue: 0,0:00:23.50,0:00:24.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,BUT NOT AS DUMB AS
Dialogue: 0,0:00:24.82,0:00:25.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,THIS MOVIE
Dialogue: 0,0:00:26.12,0:00:27.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(giggles)
Dialogue: 0,0:00:27.39,0:00:29.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You didn't tell me you \Nwere gonna film this.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:29.13,0:00:30.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(giggles) Okay.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:30.80,0:00:31.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(unzipping pants)
Dialogue: 0,0:00:32.18,0:00:35.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,ON APRIL 9TH, 2013, A VIDEO\NOF TRISHA PAYTA'S WAS ANONYMOUSLY POSTED
Dialogue: 0,0:00:35.42,0:00:36.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,TO THE INTERNET
Dialogue: 0,0:00:37.00,0:00:42.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- (man) Hey, look, look.\N- (laughter off screen)
Dialogue: 0,0:00:44.92,0:00:46.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,OMG did you see the Trisha vid?!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:46.24,0:00:47.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ya! Shouldn't someone \Ntell the cops or something?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:47.80,0:00:48.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Meh.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:48.64,0:00:49.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- WHORE\N- SLUT
Dialogue: 0,0:00:49.85,0:00:50.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,PEE QUEEN!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:50.60,0:00:52.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,3 DAYS LATER...
Dialogue: 0,0:00:52.54,0:00:56.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey, my little fishies,\NI thought I would kill myself.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:56.84,0:00:57.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(gun shot)
Dialogue: 0,0:00:57.70,0:00:59.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(screaming off screen)
Dialogue: 0,0:00:59.57,0:01:01.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,TODAY IS THE ANNIVERSARY\NOF HER DEATH
Dialogue: 0,0:01:01.83,0:01:03.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(SKYPE music)
Dialogue: 0,0:01:03.67,0:01:05.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(everyone) Hi, guys!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:05.32,0:01:07.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Why are we all talking at once?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:08.07,0:01:10.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What do you guys think about \Nthis for the party tonight?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:10.88,0:01:13.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It looks like something \NI should fuck you in.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:13.62,0:01:15.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(everyone) True!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:15.48,0:01:16.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm serious.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:17.38,0:01:18.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Who's your buddy?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:18.80,0:01:19.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Who is that?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:19.69,0:01:20.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Who is that person?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:21.15,0:01:22.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's probably my mom.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:22.45,0:01:24.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,She gets lonely when she drinks.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:24.36,0:01:25.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's probably a glitch, bros.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:25.99,0:01:27.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- (SKYPE alarm)\N- GUESS WHO!?!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:27.27,0:01:28.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Shane) Well, the glitch just typed.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:29.16,0:01:31.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(girl) Who would hack \Ninto a dead girl's account?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:32.43,0:01:34.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Maybe it's Trisha.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:36.00,0:01:38.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,All right, everyone, hands up.\NWho's doing this?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:39.37,0:01:40.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hold on, I'm gonna sperm.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:41.50,0:01:43.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Tell me who posted the video
Dialogue: 0,0:01:43.04,0:01:44.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,...or someone dies.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:44.30,0:01:45.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,THIS SPRING
Dialogue: 0,0:01:46.02,0:01:49.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Guys? Seriously, who peed in her mouth?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:49.80,0:01:51.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Let's play a game...
Dialogue: 0,0:01:51.00,0:01:52.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,...lights out!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:52.78,0:01:54.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(screaming)
Dialogue: 0,0:01:54.78,0:01:56.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Why don't they just turn off their Skype?"\N- The NY Times
Dialogue: 0,0:01:57.06,0:01:58.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,There's someone in here!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:58.50,0:01:59.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(woman) Hi!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:59.46,0:02:00.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(screaming)
Dialogue: 0,0:02:00.26,0:02:02.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Why wouldn't the just turn off their computers?"\N- Wallstreet Journal
Dialogue: 0,0:02:02.27,0:02:03.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Guys, wait!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:04.47,0:02:06.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Why don't we just turn off SKYPE?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:06.72,0:02:08.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(all) Nah!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:09.20,0:02:11.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- (groans)\N- (everyone else screams)
Dialogue: 0,0:02:11.91,0:02:13.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- (blender whirs)\N- (screams)
Dialogue: 0,0:02:13.80,0:02:15.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(shrill scream)
Dialogue: 0,0:02:15.76,0:02:17.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- (slurping)\N- Noooooooo!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:17.28,0:02:18.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Anyone want a smoothie?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:18.84,0:02:22.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,SKYPE, seriously, \Nlet's just turn off SKYPE.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:22.36,0:02:23.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,...4
Dialogue: 0,0:02:23.36,0:02:25.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(screams)
Dialogue: 0,0:02:25.75,0:02:27.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Let's just turn it off!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:27.61,0:02:28.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,...3
Dialogue: 0,0:02:28.93,0:02:30.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(screams)
Dialogue: 0,0:02:30.24,0:02:31.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Turn it off!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:31.100,0:02:32.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,....2
Dialogue: 0,0:02:32.64,0:02:34.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(screams)
Dialogue: 0,0:02:35.19,0:02:36.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(explosion)
Dialogue: 0,0:02:36.17,0:02:37.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,...1
Dialogue: 0,0:02:38.97,0:02:39.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:40.44,0:02:41.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(SKYPE hangs up)
Dialogue: 0,0:02:42.77,0:02:44.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That was easy!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:44.76,0:02:47.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,UNFRIENDED
Dialogue: 0,0:02:47.60,0:02:49.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The trailer's gonna be \Nbetter than the movie.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:49.79,0:02:51.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(vapid giggle)
Dialogue: 0,0:02:51.67,0:02:52.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,COMING SOON
Dialogue: 0,0:02:54.13,0:02:56.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey, what's up, you guys?\NHopefully you enjoyed
Dialogue: 0,0:02:56.15,0:02:58.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that dumb ass parody.\NIt was so much fun to make.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:58.82,0:03:00.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hopefully it was fun to watch.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:00.00,0:03:01.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Make sure to check out \Nthe alternate version
Dialogue: 0,0:03:01.76,0:03:04.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,with a twist ending over there.\NAlso make sure to give
Dialogue: 0,0:03:04.64,0:03:06.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,this video a thumbs up\Nand subscribe.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:06.46,0:03:08.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I make new videos all the time.\NCheck out my latest video
Dialogue: 0,0:03:08.86,0:03:10.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,down there, \Nand my latest Vlog down there.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:10.94,0:03:12.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,All right, you guys, I'll see you later.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:12.04,0:03:14.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And remember, \Nturn off your computers.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:14.91,0:03:15.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Bye!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:15.73,0:03:16.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[captioned by Subtitle YouTube]