THIS MOVIE HAS BEEN MADE BY OLD PEOPLE
WHO THINK THEY UNDERSTAND TEENAGERS

(clicks mouse)

(piano interlude)

Hey! Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!

(groans)

(farts)

ONLINE THERE'S A LOT OF DUMB SHIT

(grunts)

BUT NOT AS DUMB AS

THIS MOVIE

(giggles)

You didn't tell me you 
were gonna film this.

(giggles) Okay.

(unzipping pants)

ON APRIL 9TH, 2013, A VIDEO
OF TRISHA PAYTA'S WAS ANONYMOUSLY POSTED

TO THE INTERNET

- (man) Hey, look, look.
- (laughter off screen)

OMG did you see the Trisha vid?!

Ya! Shouldn't someone 
tell the cops or something?

Meh.

- WHORE
- SLUT

PEE QUEEN!

3 DAYS LATER...

Hey, my little fishies,
I thought I would kill myself.

(gun shot)

(screaming off screen)

TODAY IS THE ANNIVERSARY
OF HER DEATH

(SKYPE music)

(everyone) Hi, guys!

Why are we all talking at once?

What do you guys think about 
this for the party tonight?

It looks like something 
I should fuck you in.

(everyone) True!

I'm serious.

Who's your buddy?

Who is that?

Who is that person?

It's probably my mom.

She gets lonely when she drinks.

It's probably a glitch, bros.

- (SKYPE alarm)
- GUESS WHO!?!

(Shane) Well, the glitch just typed.

(girl) Who would hack 
into a dead girl's account?

Maybe it's Trisha.

All right, everyone, hands up.
Who's doing this?

Hold on, I'm gonna sperm.

Tell me who posted the video

...or someone dies.

THIS SPRING

Guys? Seriously, who peed in her mouth?

Let's play a game...

...lights out!

(screaming)

"Why don't they just turn off their Skype?"
- The NY Times

There's someone in here!

(woman) Hi!

(screaming)

"Why wouldn't the just turn off their computers?"
- Wallstreet Journal

Guys, wait!

Why don't we just turn off SKYPE?

(all) Nah!

- (groans)
- (everyone else screams)

- (blender whirs)
- (screams)

(shrill scream)

- (slurping)
- Noooooooo!

Anyone want a smoothie?

SKYPE, seriously, 
let's just turn off SKYPE.

...4

(screams)

Let's just turn it off!

...3

(screams)

Turn it off!

....2

(screams)

(explosion)

...1

Oh.

(SKYPE hangs up)

That was easy!

UNFRIENDED

The trailer's gonna be 
better than the movie.

(vapid giggle)

COMING SOON

Hey, what's up, you guys?
Hopefully you enjoyed

that dumb ass parody.
It was so much fun to make.

Hopefully it was fun to watch.

Make sure to check out 
the alternate version

with a twist ending over there.
Also make sure to give

this video a thumbs up
and subscribe.

I make new videos all the time.
Check out my latest video

down there, 
and my latest Vlog down there.

All right, you guys, I'll see you later.

And remember, 
turn off your computers.

Bye!

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